The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[aldousburbank]

High waisted underwear is so under rated...I think so anyway. Here's another example.

Emergency GabCast?

[BobGrau]

Emergency GabCast?

Every gabcast is an emergency.



Edit: and is also emergent.

[Yorkshire pud]

Emergency GabCast?

It's the only way forward.

[starrmtn001]

I think you are confusing me with Yorkshire Pud, who was recently named Viagra's "Customer of the Year" for 2015. He celebrated his win with a romantic candlelit dinner with his new love, Dave (actually a life-sized inflatable of Barney the dinosaur, which he stole from a children's playground), only pausing on the way home to his luxury bed-sitting room to purchase a new turkey baster.

Be careful when you mention spiked balls to him. He'll start rummaging around in his attic for those old 8mm "fillums" of his and try to relive old times. It is hard to imagine that, back in the day (around the time of the Suez crisis, when he was a carefree lad of 47), he only had to think of a dachshund, a cheese grater, and a length of rubber hose to become semi-tumescent in less than three hours.

Ahhh.  Now there's the Sredni that we all know and vaguely love.   You gave such a convincing performance of being a "nice guy," that I thought you might actually had turned into one (perish the thought). 

It's good to see our Sredni back, and in top form.  Good on ya sir, good on ya.

[WhiteCrow]

Thanks. It was a lot of fun, and I'm glad I did it. I only learned over the course of the last few weeks that a lot of people actually took me seriously, and assumed I was a total prick. I guess it is hard to convey a tone of voice in a post, but I assumed that my abuse (of IB, in particular) was so over the top that nobody could have taken me seriously. I can't even claim it as a US-UK cultural misunderstanding, because even some of my own lot were taken in by the stuff I was saying.

I hope you give it a go yourself before long, because I'd be interested to hear you. I think people need to give themselves a push and step up to the plate for the first few episodes, and then the whole thing gets its own momentum and we all look forward to who comes on the show the next week. I was expecting people to be brutal about me, but they were surprisingly kind, and I think people are reluctant to be mean about those who have the balls to give stuff like this a go.

I think it helps to have two or three ideas jotted down that you want to talk about, and then everyone else brings their own contribution and the whole thing goes along with a swing. It helps that MV chats to you before the show starts, and then when it all goes live you feel that it's the most normal thing in the world.

Good god, I hate being outed as a "nice guy". I feel so naked!

STFU you Ozzie Wanker and go back to Falkie's thread and take Pudding Head and the Bitch with you too.

If MV doesn't get better cohost soon, I'm switching sides to "LowCast not Included".

Screw MV.... Praise Jazmunda

[Yorkshire pud]

STFU you Ozzie Wanker and go back to Falkie's thread and take Pudding Head and the Bitch with you too.

If MV doesn't get better cohost soon, I'm switching sides to "LowCast not Included".

Screw MV

Oooooooooo get her.

[WhiteCrow]

Oooooooooo get her.

STFU. Isn't it past your bedtime old man ..  What's it like 9:00 at night, down undar.  Word is going around that you're so limp that a triple dose of BLUE isn't making it. Even the Bitch kicked you to the curb.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Even the Bitch kicked you to the curb.

Wait, whut?! 

[Yorkshire pud]

STFU. Isn't it past your bedtime old man ..  What's it like 9:00 at night, down undar.  Word is going around that you're so limp that a triple dose of BLUE isn't making it. Even the Bitch kicked you to the curb.

Down under? I'm at a higher latitude than you are...

And the blueies are well stocked, make no mistake.

[Inglorious Bitch]

STFU. Isn't it past your bedtime old man ..  What's it like 9:00 at night, down undar.  Word is going around that you're so limp that a triple dose of BLUE isn't making it. Even the Bitch kicked you to the curb.

I was expecting a creepy old man to call in and say "This is White Crow". What happened? I don't feel that I had the full Gabcast experience without that.

[GravitySucks]

I was expecting a creepy old man to call in and say "This is White Crow". What happened? I don't feel that I had the full Gabcast experience without that.

3 creepy old men as cohosts weren't enough for you???

Now I believe everything SV told me about your past.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, about two days after I signed up they got hacked and the site hasn't been working properly since because there is a criminal investigation on right now.

SV joins a new internet provider....criminal investigation ensues. Something tells me that you are not telling us the whole story.

[Inglorious Bitch]

3 creepy old men as cohosts weren't enough for you???

Only 2 of my cohosts were creepy...I'll let you figure out which ones were which.

[GravitySucks]

Only 2 of my cohosts were creepy...I'll let you figure out which ones were which.

😎

[Yorkshire pud]

SV joins a new internet provider....criminal investigation ensues. Something tells me that you are not telling us the whole story.

No he hasn't.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34690102


They're still searching for the 'Mr Big'...

Just saying.

[Inglorious Bitch]

No he hasn't.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34690102


They're still searching for the 'Mr Big'...

Just saying.

Well from what I hear, any connections between the words "big" and "Sredni Vashtar" are strictly coincidental.

[SredniVashtar]

No he hasn't.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34690102


They're still searching for the 'Mr Big'...

Just saying.

"Mr Big" refers to my nickname at the singles bars. I need hardly elaborate.  IB had better watch her step now that I have been thoroughly rehabilitated; I might call in an attack wave from my new fan club. Oh, and Yorkie; I went and listened to your appearance a couple of years ago. I must say, I was thoroughly aroused, although you disappeared before I was able to reach completion. Typical of a Yorkshireman to short-change me!

[SredniVashtar]

Well from what I hear, any connections between the words "big" and "Sredni Vashtar" are strictly coincidental.

I think IB and "big" go together like ham and eggs, on the other hand.  At least where her monstrous fat ass is concerned.

[Yorkshire pud]

"Mr Big" refers to my nickname at the singles bars. I need hardly elaborate.  IB had better watch her step now that I have been thoroughly rehabilitated; I might call in an attack wave from my new fan club. Oh, and Yorkie; I went and listened to your appearance a couple of years ago. I must say, I was thoroughly aroused, although you disappeared before I was able to reach completion. Typical of a Yorkshireman to short-change me!

Being a typical Yorkshireman I'm loathed to part with anything.  I was paid to leave the show early, and Eddie has reneged on the deal promising a postal order that has so far been held up in the post.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think IB and "big" go together like ham and eggs, on the other hand.  At least where her monstrous fat ass is concerned.

You seem to have me confused with the Sweet Katherine of your sexual fantasies. You were her love slave for a week, I suppose she grew on you. Just remember, she's Falkie's, not yours.

[SredniVashtar]

You seem to have me confused with the Sweet Katherine of your sexual fantasies. You were her love slave for a week, I suppose she grew on you. Just remember, she's Falkie's, not yours.

Well, she did have quite a yeast infection, so perhaps you have a point.

[starrmtn001]

I was expecting a creepy old man to call in and say "This is White Crow". What happened? I don't feel that I had the full Gabcast experience without that.

I was thinking about doing my "This Is WhiteCrow" but changed my mind at the last minute.  Sorry.  My bad.

[SciFiAuthor]

I hope you give it a go yourself before long, because I'd be interested to hear you. I think people need to give themselves a push and step up to the plate for the first few episodes, and then the whole thing gets its own momentum and we all look forward to who comes on the show the next week. I was expecting people to be brutal about me, but they were surprisingly kind, and I think people are reluctant to be mean about those who have the balls to give stuff like this a go. Thanks. It was a lot of fun, and I'm glad I did it. I only learned over the course of the last few weeks that a lot of people actually took me seriously, and assumed I was a total prick. I guess it is hard to convey a tone of voice in a post, but I assumed that my abuse (of IB, in particular) was so over the top that nobody could have taken me seriously. I can't even claim it as a US-UK cultural misunderstanding, because even some of my own lot were taken in by the stuff I was saying.

I saw through it from day one. I found your interactions with IB to be hilarious. Yes, I think I'm going to try a gabcast soon so long as I can keep the Tourette's under control for two hours. I'll also need to refrain from my usual ranting and frequent verbal threats to the Russians. I'll also need to sober up, somewhat. Once I do those things I should be able to do a reasonable impression of a boring, pedantic NPR broadcaster. If I get too boring, tell me in the chat and I'll say something sordid to get things back on kilter.

It helps that MV chats to you before the show starts, and then when it all goes live you feel that it's the most normal thing in the world.

It won't help that I begin every conversation with "I've always hated you". But that's not true in MV's case, so I'm sure things will iron out.

Good god, I hate being outed as a "nice guy". I feel so naked!

It was my understanding that you're expected to be naked while on the Gabcast.

[GravitySucks]

...

1. I'll also need to sober up, somewhat.
...
2. It was my understanding that you're expected to be naked while on the Gabcast.

1.  The General theory of relativity applies. If MV hosts, then no, if EddieDean hosts, then some.

2.  See #1

[SredniVashtar]

I saw through it from day one. I found your interactions with IB to be hilarious. Yes, I think I'm going to try a gabcast soon so long as I can keep the Tourette's under control for two hours. I'll also need to refrain from my usual ranting and frequent verbal threats to the Russians. I'll also need to sober up, somewhat. Once I do those things I should be able to do a reasonable impression of a boring, pedantic NPR broadcaster. If I get too boring, tell me in the chat and I'll say something sordid to get things back on kilter.

I'm sure you'd be good, and I'd be interested to hear you. If they are short of a quorum when you decide to do it, I'd be happy to go on with you. Just let me know. I think we'd have some interesting discussions.

[starrmtn001]

I'm sure you'd be good, and I'd be interested to hear you. If they are short of a quorum when you decide to do it, I'd be happy to go on with you. Just let me know. I think we'd have some interesting discussions.

Another awesome GabCast in the works.  C'mon MONDAY!

[wr250]

Another awesome GabCast in the works.  C'mon MONDAY ICE CREAM!

fixed

[jazmunda]

fixed

Nigga please. This is the GabCast. The correct fixed is:

Another awesome GabCast in the works.  Cum on MONDAY!

*drops mic*

[GravitySucks]

Nigga please. This is the GabCast. The correct fixed is:

*drops mic*

Dude

[WhiteCrow]

I was expecting a creepy old man to call in and say "This is White Crow". What happened? I don't feel that I had the full Gabcast experience without that.

Yeah yeah ... No "This is WhiteCrow" until I get a pic.