The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[paladin1991]

This place has gotten very psychotic recently.  Not that it wasn't before but lately it feels like all of the psychos that were already here have fucked and had kids.

Who's your daddy, little boy?

[paladin1991]

I've noticed that too.

They've lowered the bar to get in. I blame positive discrimination.

I am sure we are all grateful for your unerring moral compass.

Stuck on South, is it?

[ziznak]

Who's your daddy, little boy?

paladin... i could only wish for a daddy like yewwww

[SredniVashtar]

Stuck on South, is it?

By the way, I didn't notice you give your opinion of the last show. Was it so bad that you prefer to pass over it in discreet silence? Was the sound of my voice so stirring that you fell apart into girly giggles, blushing redly? I am not someone who dislikes compliments, so don't worry about embarrassing me or nuthin'.

[Yorkshire pud]

By the way, I didn't notice you give your opinion of the last show. Was it so bad that you prefer to pass over it in discreet silence? Was the sound of my voice so stirring that you fell apart into girly giggles, blushing redly? I am not someone who dislikes compliments, so don't worry about embarrassing me or nuthin'.

If Pally's PM to me about your contribution <sic> to the show was anything to go by, I'd quit while you're ahead. Derision isn't close.

[SredniVashtar]

If Pally's PM to me about your contribution <sic> to the show was anything to go by, I'd quit while you're ahead. Derision isn't close.

Oh, it's "Pally" is it? Stop trying to make me jealous! Still, I am glad that I was able to broaden the PMing agenda between you two for a change. It must get monotonous discussing what you'd like to do with each other by a roaring fire. But feel free to copy me in those occasionally. 

[paladin1991]

By the way, I didn't notice you give your opinion of the last show. Was it so bad that you prefer to pass over it in discreet silence? Was the sound of my voice so stirring that you fell apart into girly giggles, blushing redly? I am not someone who dislikes compliments, so don't worry about embarrassing me or nuthin'.

Haven't heard it, actually.  It's on my list, though.  I'm working on a drainage and pump for the property today.  I just came in to make a cup of joe and grab a sandwich.

[Yorkshire pud]

Haven't heard it, actually.  It's on my list, though.  I'm working on a drainage and pump for the property today.  I just came in to make a cup of joe and grab a sandwich.

Drainage would just about describe SV's contribution; Not to be be conflated with the fragrant UB's stellar and frankly magnificent anchor position to the dire SV infestation.. No offence SV.

[SredniVashtar]

Drainage would just about describe SV's contribution

Meaning: I want SV to drain me dry with his dirty whore mouth, while I ruffle that magnificent mane of his

Not to be be conflated with the fragrant UB's...

Whoever she is! Her performance was so fucking memorable you can't even get the bint's name right. I shall excuse you, because you were obviously indulging in such frantic self-abuse at the honeyed tones emerging from my golden larynx that you had no time to observe irrelevant details like someone's bloody name.

stellar and frankly magnificent anchor position

Keep it clean, my lad. These senile droolings belong on the Bella Haven thread. Anyway, I think the magnificent anchor position is a bit of myth unless you are double-jointed.

to the dire SV infestation..

Yes, sorry about the infestation, I should have explained that before our last encounter. I picked up that case of embarrassing itching while on holiday in Thailand - along with half a dozen ladyboys - and I couldn't be arsed to get the special shampoo. I am sure your doctor can sort you out. Still, I was worth it, wasn't I?

No offence SV.

None taken, my little love twiglet! 

[starrmtn001]

Ok.  I volunteer YP and SV to co-host the next GabCast!!!

[SredniVashtar]

Ok.  I volunteer YP and SV to co-host the next GabCast!!!

Oh, he's far too pussy to mix it with someone like me. I'm sure he'd back out saying he had the sniffles, or his whippet had a limp or something. Also, someone might tell him he needs to buy a headset mic, and the thought of digging into his jeans for the few quid to buy one would send him into a conniption. Added to the fact that they probably don't make headsets large enough to accommodate that pumpkin-sized thing sitting on top of those narrow, sloping shoulders.

I don't even know if the GabCast is going any more. I think that last lot of idiots broke it. I am not pointing fingers, but I feel Insufferable Bitch was the culprit. And that hayseed whose name I forget. The other one was alright though, the sexy vampire feller.

[starrmtn001]

Oh, he's far too pussy to mix it with someone like me. I'm sure he'd back out saying he had the sniffles, or his whippet had a limp or something. Also, someone might tell him he needs to buy a headset mic, and the thought of digging into his jeans for the few quid to buy one would send him into a conniption. Added to the fact that they probably don't make headsets large enough to accommodate that pumpkin-sized thing sitting on top of those narrow, sloping shoulders.

I don't even know if the GabCast is going any more. I think that last lot of idiots broke it. I am not pointing fingers, but I feel Insufferable Bitch was the culprit. And that hayseed whose name I forget. The other one was alright though, the sexy vampire feller.

Oh yeah!  I volunteer IB as the third co-host! 

Hey MV, ya just can't pass this group up.  Ya just can't!!!

[Chine]

Good Morning. (It's morning here)

I would like to hear IB, The Vampire Sredni and York Pud as well.

[Yorkshire pud]

Good Morning. (It's morning here)

I would like to hear IB, The Vampire Sredni and York Pud as well.

Only if my dressing room is furnished in indigo blue cushions, with cream leather sofas and a bowl of Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Oh, and an agreeable bottle of a vintage claret wouldn't go amiss. And toasted teacakes.


And friday or saturday ...I know the colonies have to be catered for with their ridiculous time difference, but really! 1am is a terrible time in the UK to be awake and sharp enough to be broadcasting world class garbage high class material for the masses adoring audience.

[henge0stone]

Only if my dressing room is furnished in indigo blue cushions, with cream leather sofas and a bowl of Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Oh, and an agreeable bottle of a vintage claret wouldn't go amiss. And toasted teacakes.


And friday or saturday ...I know the colonies have to be catered for with their ridiculous time difference, but really! 1am is a terrible time in the UK to be awake and sharp enough to be broadcasting world class garbage high class material for the masses adoring audience.

"those dang upstart colonies!"

[Yorkshire pud]

"those dang upstart colonies!"

You hacked my special photo collection!!! There will be consequences. Bounder.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Only if my dressing room is furnished in indigo blue cushions, with cream leather sofas and a bowl of Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Oh, and an agreeable bottle of a vintage claret wouldn't go amiss. And toasted teacakes.

We all want things we can't have.  You'll just have to have to settle for this.

[Inglorious Bitch]

We all want things we can't have.  You'll just have to have to settle for this.

Yorkie needs freshly made Haddis, not some processed Haggis from a can. Have some respect, man.

[Yorkshire pud]

Yorkie needs freshly made Haddis, not some processed Haggis from a can. Have some respect, man.

It's very kind you think of me IB; but I don't like haggis. Not at all.

[henge0stone]

found another one

[Inglorious Bitch]

Good Morning. (It's morning here)

I would like to hear IB, The Vampire Sredni and York Pud as well.

I'm blushing! Actually, I think MV's vision is for a rotating cast of Bellgabbers. It would be awesome to hear new people. However, if no one else volunteers, I will. Although I would be nervous to be on with both Sredni and Yorkie at the same time. 

[Yorkshire pud]

found another one

Windows firewall is shite.

[Autistic Star Children]

heard in 2017 they might lift the Haggis ban in the States

didn't know Haggis was illegal. Like head cheese and scrapple it remains on the list of foods I won't try

came here to listen the gabcast. Will there be a gabcast to listen to in the near future?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm blushing! Actually, I think MV's vision is for a rotating cast of Bellgabbers. It would be awesome to hear new people. However, if no one else volunteers, I will. Although I would be nervous to be on with both Sredni and Yorkie at the same time. 

I'm not surprised; he's a southern oaf with the breeding and manners of a peasant. Whereas I'm just an uneducated, bombastic lower classed renegade.

[Inglorious Bitch]

heard in 2017 they might lift the Haggis ban in the States

didn't know Haggis was illegal. Like head cheese and scrapple it remains on the list of foods I won't try

How do you feel about blood sausage?

came here to listen the gabcast. Will there be a gabcast to listen to in the near future?

If there is, you should volunteer.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm not surprised; he's a southern oaf with the breeding and manners of a peasant. Whereas I'm just an uneducated, bombastic lower classed renegade.

And yet both your educations in the UK is vastly superior to mine. I remember when America was number one in so many ways. These days, not so much. 

[SredniVashtar]

How do you feel about blood sausage?

That's nature's way of telling you to use more lube next time, dear. Although I know you usually expect your clients to come provided with that sort of stuff.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's nature's way of telling you to use more lube next time, dear.

Blimey. Look who comes crawling out of the woodwork at the mention of blood sausage.

[SredniVashtar]

And yet both your educations in the UK is are vastly superior to mine. I remember when America was number one in so many ways. These days, not so much. 

So I see....

[Yorkshire pud]

And yet both your educations in the UK is vastly superior to mine. I remember when America was number one in so many ways. These days, not so much. 

I wouldn't run away with that idea. I was brought up by a pit pony family, down in a mine...never saw daylight for the first 25 years of my life. SV was raised by various animals in London zoo, finishing on his 22nd birthday in the exotic reptile house. Seriously.