The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[SredniVashtar]

Blimey. Look who comes crawling out of the woodwork at the mention of blood sausage.

Actually, I am currently in negotiations to star in the German remake of the original box-office busting 'Blood Sausage', called 'BlutWurst', reprising my now iconic role as the Sexy Vampire. I have managed to secure you a minor role, you will be 'Dumb Whore 2', Typecasting's a bitch and so are you!

[Inglorious Bitch]

So I see....

Yuk it up, asshole.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

It's very kind you think of me IB; but I don't like haggis. Not at all.

When did you get so persnickety about what you put in your mouth?

[SredniVashtar]

It's very kind you think of me IB; but I don't like haggis. Not at all.

Indeed not. Yorkie's more of a Polish sausage man. I have video of him deep-throating a kielbasa that is both moving and deeply arousing. The three-act version was what ultimately won him his scholarship to RADA.

[SredniVashtar]

I wouldn't run away with that idea. I was brought up by a pit pony family...

That explains a great deal. It also helps us to understand his more unorthodox romantic entanglements. When Yorkie says, "cor, look at the legs on that", he means all four of them.

Yorkie's the one on the right.

[chefist]

Indeed not. Yorkie's more of a Polish sausage man. I have video of him deep-throating a kielbasa that is both moving and deeply arousing. The three-act version was what ultimately won him his scholarship to RADA.

There was actually a study of penis size amongst different ethnic groups...African males had a longer than average penis, and the Polish had a thicker than average penis...

[SredniVashtar]

There was actually a study of penis size amongst different ethnic groups...African males had a longer than average penis, and the Polish had a thicker than average penis...

You're too modest. That ground-breaking study got you a tenured professorship in San Francisco. Although I still question whether you shouldn't just have used a tape measure rather than your mouth, but you're the academic.

[chefist]

You're too modest. That ground-breaking study got you a tenured professorship in San Francisco. Although I still question whether you shouldn't just have used a tape measure rather than your mouth, but you're the academic.

Anything for science...

[wr250]

Indeed not. Yorkie's more of a Polish sausage man. I have video of him deep-throating a kielbasa that is both moving and deeply arousing. The three-act version was what ultimately won him his scholarship to RADA.

thats dave snooron's  job

[FLLFlash]

thats dave snooron's  job

Impressive!

[paladin1991]

thats dave snooron's  job

https://youtu.be/f9QtzELnqaw?t=7s

[GravitySucks]

I am exercising my rights under Article 7, Section 14, subsection 21 to demand, yes I say demand that MV get his ass over here and schedule a damn show.


Praise MV

[starrmtn001]

I am exercising my rights under Article 7, Section 14, subsection 21 to demand, yes I say demand that MV get his ass over here and schedule a damn show.


Praise MV

I second the motion Gravity!

Praise You MV! :

[MV/Liberace!]

I am exercising my rights under Article 7, Section 14, subsection 21 to demand, yes I say demand that MV get his ass over here and schedule a damn show.


Praise MV

Next GabCast will definitely be this week some time. I'll drop the announcement when I'm ready. Making some equipment changes. 

Stray cat still working its way into my apartment somehow. Kathy says it's a Scottish Fold. I argue it's a Cornish Rex. The only thing that's certain is I don't want to share my last damned can of Vienna Sausages with it. I found a way to get free deodorant through the hospital. Video later.

[b_dubb]

This hole time I've been taking "praise MV" to mean "light a match".  Have I got that wrong?

[starrmtn001]

This hole time I've been taking "praise MV" to mean "light a match".  Have I got that wrong?

I'll have to get back to you on this.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Stray cat still working its way into my apartment somehow. Kathy says it's a Scottish Fold. I argue it's a Cornish Rex. The only thing that's certain is I don't want to share my last damned can of Vienna Sausages with it. I found a way to get free deodorant through the hospital. Video later.

Heh heh

[GravitySucks]

Next GabCast will definitely be this week some time. I'll drop the announcement when I'm ready. Making some equipment changes. 

Stray cat still working its way into my apartment somehow. Kathy says it's a Scottish Fold. I argue it's a Cornish Rex. The only thing that's certain is I don't want to share my last damned can of Vienna Sausages with it. I found a way to get free deodorant through the hospital. Video later.

I feel the power. Let me wield it wisely

[starrmtn001]

Next GabCast will definitely be this week some time. I'll drop the announcement when I'm ready. Making some equipment changes. 

Stray cat still working its way into my apartment somehow. Kathy says it's a Scottish Fold. I argue it's a Cornish Rex. The only thing that's certain is I don't want to share my last damned can of Vienna Sausages with it. I found a way to get free deodorant through the hospital. Video later.

Oh, Praise You MV!
If the kitty's ears are folded in at the tip, then it's a Scottish Fold.  I'm looking forward to the doughnut video later.

Oh. DEODORANT.  I read doughnut at first lol.

[MV/Liberace!]

This hole time I've been taking "praise MV" to mean "light a match".  Have I got that wrong?

mmmm... i love hole time.

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh. DEODORANT.  I read doughnut at first lol.

Don't expect ME to rewrite MY posts just because YOU can't read THEM. Video later.

[starrmtn001]

Don't expect ME to rewrite MY posts just because YOU can't read THEM. Video later.

[b_dubb]

mmmm... i love hole time.

Well ok then. We do understand each other.  I'll light a match.  And open a window while I'm at it.

[Yorkshire pud]

MV (may his tribe increase) will you pencil me in with SV and IB if it's Friday please. Gives me time to get in provisions and my personal Thia massusse to relax me in my palatial dressing room before the ungodly hour of broadcast.

Praise MV the prolific.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV (may his tribe increase) will you pencil me in with SV and IB if it's Friday please. Gives me time to get in provisions and my personal Thia massusse to relax me in my palatial dressing room before the ungodly hour of broadcast.

Praise MV the prolific.

You'll have to jump in there and put your hand up when the word goes out, sugar. At the moment, there are no hosts lined up for the next show.

[MR. Spock]

You'll have to jump in there and put your hand up when the word goes out, sugar. At the moment, there are no hosts lined up for the next show.

mv what would happen if falkie, George noory,  and you host. That would be cool.  Mv i can host the show this friday.

[MV/Liberace!]

mv what would happen if falkie, George noory,  and you host. That would be cool.  Mv i can host the show this friday.

It would indeed be a hoot. And you can host any time you like. Just claim your seat when the next broadcast is announced.

[ponyboysunset]

You just never know who might volunteer. 

[MV/Liberace!]

You just never know who might volunteer. 

laserjock?

[ponyboysunset]

laserjock?

I've said too much.