Art Bell

[Value Of Pi]

If sending you the words "let's hump" with you responding less than ten minutes later with "7 p.m., my place" constitutes begging, then a beggar I am. The sad fact is that you are a filthy slut. And I love you for it.

People were asking for corroboration that the police reports existed and weren't made up. They were corroborated by the fact that they were released by the Sheriff's department directly. Seems completely cut and dry to me.

I don't think it was ever rescinded. It's my understanding that Rushdie gets a Christmas card from the Iranian theocracy each year reiterating that they still intend to kill him. That said, look, if you're concerned about your security in his situation, you disappear as best you can and maintain as low a profile as is possible. Rushdie did not. He continued writing and doing the lecture circuit, and does to this day. I don't blame him for that, but he's taking risks, the same as Art took a risk playing in the snow. It's just what humans do.

I never liked Fiddler on the Roof, so that idea is dead. I think we need to think science fiction. Dr. Falkie, a mad scientist who has been rejected by the scientific community at large (but not Hoagland) has constructed a time machine of rather poor quality out of the magnets from a pile of broken box fans. He uses to the time machine to visit his friend and financier George Noory in the past, but encounters mystery and intrigue when he notices that George looked older in the past than he does in the present. After smoking a joint and deliberating on it over a bag of potato chips, Falkie embarks on a quest to find out why only to discover that George is an alien sent from the future to dumb down the human race and prepare us for conquest. Then Falkie screws the whole thing up and we get conquered. I smell blockbuster.

I'll remind you that our Driving Miss Daisy remake did $24 on a budget of $16. It was pure genius on my part for having the car inexplicably explode at the end of the film killing the occupants. The batman cameo was equally bad ass and you know it. So stop thinking commercially and let me do what I do best; direct movies. Like Orson Welles, I feel like I'm being boiled alive by the studio system. There's too much producing going on around here.

Why don't you like "Fiddler On The Roof?" I mean, who doesn't like this show, except for the obvious candidates?

[SciFiAuthor]

Why don't you like "Fiddler On The Roof?" I mean, who doesn't like this show, except for the obvious candidates?

I like no musicals at all. Music grates against my soul like a power sander. I have only ever listened to two songs, an aria by Bach which was played over and over by my parents in an attempt to brainwash me as a child, and the soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" which I loved against my better judgment. Music is a distraction.

[ACE of CLUBS]

   Like I said, if Art won't tend to his "vaguely lovables" I can keep stirring it up. Nobody said anything about Art "going off script", in the way I explained above. *Nobody* did, because it was unprofessional... just like his continuing refusal to address the situational elements at play, in my situation.
   We did get plenty of further unnecessary degradation of my character though! Yea!
:

Art, you can handle it, just apologize.

Whining grifter .....
Take some responsibility for your fuck-ups.
Boring whiner .....
Get some professional help.

[trostol]

Talking about Art, in Art's thread... man.
It's ok!

sorry but no..you are forbidden to use the dude quotes and gifs cause you...are nothing like the dude on this thread

[Ms. C]

sorry but no..you are forbidden to use the dude quotes and gifs cause you...are nothing like the dude on this thread

+10!

[Value Of Pi]

I like no musicals at all. Music grates against my soul like a power sander. I have only ever listened to two songs, an aria by Bach which was played over and over by my parents in an attempt to brainwash me as a child, and the soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" which I loved against my better judgment. Music is a distraction.

Wow, I've never heard anyone say that. I've known people who were indifferent to music, but that's a whole other thing. I'd like to know more about this, but no need to explain it, obviously.

[Richard Groyper]

Why don't you like "Fiddler On The Roof?" I mean, who doesn't like this show, except for the obvious candidates?

"Projectioooooon! Projection!" -A classic musical number from the smash hit 'Fiddler On The Net.' STARRING: SciFiAuthor as "Papa"

"If I was on YouTube! YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA!"

To: Value Of Pi
From: rekcuf

[Donald Noory]

I like no musicals at all. Music grates against my soul like a power sander. I have only ever listened to two songs, an aria by Bach which was played over and over by my parents in an attempt to brainwash me as a child, and the soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" which I loved against my better judgment. Music is a distraction.

You've "only ever listened to two songs." Oh, yeah ok. Actually you listen to music all the time. Ever watch a movie? Besides any songs on the soundtrack, there is a score. Ever go out anywhere and hear the radio playing? Or maybe you go everywhere with earplugs in your ears, and when any music comes on during a movie, you put in earplugs?

[Mr. Fidget]

Mr. Fidget, it's apparent to us all that the fidgets have stopped working and that you've officially lost your fidgin' mind.

You may need to move onto something harder now to keep your schizophrenia in check.

Ok doctor. :

Still haven't answered the question fidget, where did that money go and why was it not refunded?

Take that to the fidget thread, I'm talking Art bell professionalism here. I'll ignore it there, thank you very much. However, that would be a good (& professional) question for Art to ask me.

Fidget thread.

Whining grifter .....
Take some responsibility for your fuck-ups.
Boring whiner .....
Get some professional help.

Thanks for your eloquent contribution to Art's thread.

sorry but no..you are forbidden to use the dude quotes and gifs cause you...are nothing like the dude on this thread

It's ok, just try that mediation from a couple pages ago.

+10!

Your verbosity is astounding.

Again, not *a word* about Art's complete lack of professionalism in dealing with my appearances.

It must be so obviously true, you all attack the messenger, for fear of your idol's fall from grace.

Have some lemonade.

[Donald Noory]

Looks like a replay tonight on MITD, wonder if Reducted had a meltdown or they couldn't find a guest.

[Value Of Pi]

To: Value Of Pi
From: rekcuf

Didn't get the joke before and now I do. What wouldn't you drag out to get an extra laugh, rekcuf? It's the sign of a born comedian, BTW.

[The King of Kings]

Looks like a replay tonight on MITD, wonder if Reducted had a meltdown or they couldn't find a guest.

If it is Art's show, why wouldn't they replay one of Art's shows?

[SciFiAuthor]

You've "only ever listened to two songs." Oh, yeah ok. Actually you listen to music all the time. Ever watch a movie? Besides any songs on the soundtrack, there is a score. Ever go out anywhere and hear the radio playing? Or maybe you go everywhere with earplugs in your ears, and when any music comes on during a movie, you put in earplugs?

I was lying, yes. *shakes head*

[Richard Groyper]

Didn't get the joke before and now I do. What wouldn't you drag out to get an extra laugh, rekcuf? It's the sign of a born comedian, BTW.

Thank You.

[coaster]

Fidget is obsessed. Time to think about restraining orders.
"Art, acknowledge me, because I'm a weird fucking attention whore"

[trostol]

Looks like a replay tonight on MITD, wonder if Reducted had a meltdown or they couldn't find a guest.

told ya..Bill is making the rounds..even in replay form lol

[SciFiAuthor]

Take that to the fidget thread, I'm talking Art bell professionalism here. I'll ignore it there, thank you very much. However, that would be a good (& professional) question for Art to ask me.

Well, you've sort of made this all about you Fidget, so we need to talk about your professionalism first. You need to establish credibility. If we are to consider your position, which you seem to want since you're speaking about it publically in the Art Bell thread, then we need to know where that money went and why it wasn't refunded. That's step one.

[Richard Groyper]

If it is Art's show, why wouldn't they replay one of Art's shows?

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best
I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you,
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very, very
Mad world, mad world, enlarging your world,
mad world

[Richard Groyper]

Fidget is obsessed. Time to think about restraining orders.
"Art, acknowledge me, because I'm a weird fucking attention whore"

Sean-David Fidget?

[Jackstar]

That's step one.

This has already been gone over exhaustively. Check the archives! What's step two?

[BellBoy]

If it is Art's show, why wouldn't they replay one of Art's shows?

Because, before you know it, Heather's MITD archive will be greater than Art's.

[ItsOver]

I like no musicals at all. Music grates against my soul like a power sander. I have only ever listened to two songs, an aria by Bach which was played over and over by my parents in an attempt to brainwash me as a child, and the soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" which I loved against my better judgment. Music is a distraction.

Disco dolphin? 

[ItsOver]

Looks like a replay tonight on MITD, wonder if Reducted had a meltdown or they couldn't find a guest.

"Dr. Bateman.  Calling Dr. Bateman.  Crazy lady on line 4."

[trostol]

If it is Art's show, why wouldn't they replay one of Art's shows?

if you look at the webpage..i guess one could say its not Art's show any more

[nbirnes]

if you look at the webpage..i guess one could say its not Art's show any more

This is madness. This was the show, by the way, that came on just after the kerfluffle with Bateman, for those keeping the record.

[albrecht]

Really?  Is there one up by where you are?

There is a small 'hipster' one in town and a large new one in New Braunfels. And the chain Alamo Drafthouse has periodic outdoor movies or themes (like "Jaws" while floating tubes at the lake or pool, etc.)

[trostol]

This is madness. This was the show, by the way, that came on just after the kerfluffle with Bateman, for those keeping the record.

you get a gold star for using kerfuffle!!!!! if you had used it and shenanigans in one sentence..you may have blown up the universe

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I like no musicals at all. Music grates against my soul like a power sander. I have only ever listened to two songs, an aria by Bach which was played over and over by my parents in an attempt to brainwash me as a child, and the soundtrack to "Saturday Night Fever" which I loved against my better judgment. Music is a distraction.

hater. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMm8_U6rok

[dan7800]

Looks like a replay tonight on MITD, wonder if Reducted had a meltdown or they couldn't find a guest.

Or they have a cold.

[Showroom Dummy]

Mad world, mad world, enlarging your world,
mad world

its a mad mad mad mad world 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvbg_ezlEks