Art Bell

[lonevoice]

All 4 of them vs. BellGab? Good luck.

Don't forget his phantom army of thousands of Russian twitter eggs. 

[Nick el Ass]

It's hard to beat an original...even KFC is bringing Col. Sanders back!

Zombie Colonel Sanders realized people like Jimmy and Dave "The Cream Team" have bad brains, and went back to chicken.

[paladin1991]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

OOOOOOOOOH, I like that.  Let me bring my studded baseball bat.  Just walk in unannounced and call him out.  And when the security goons make their appearance....I'll handle it. 

Oh, baby.  I just might need some mayo, right about now.

[popple]

I'm pretty sure it was because I recall when the red "dream team" pic popped up here on BellGab, and when Dave offered him a gig he must have purged all of them in favor of pics with him and Dave. 

I was able to find a tiny screen grab of it being posted on their FaceBook. Did he delete that too?

[ItsOver]

Funny you should ask because it just so happens that I'm hosting this Fri/Sat

Beautiful.  Please take the opportunity to destroy the UFO Phil recording.  Oh, and feel free to relieve yourself at any time on Dave's seat.

[paladin1991]

Instead of honoring him with your presence honor him with a cease and desist order. If that is possible.

https://youtu.be/-cDAqrywsHE



OH!  OH!  OH!  Have an ART BELL look alike serve him with papers while he is on stage!

[paladin1991]

I sent him an email just saying art didn't appreciate and he should probably stop. He shouldn't piss off art/bellgab

Well, there goes the element of surprise.

[Nick el Ass]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

Make sure you take pics of Jimmy reacting so some of the talented people here at BellGab can photoshop them, hehe.

[Morgus]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

Look for Jimmy Church this week at his same spot where he broadcast from last year at the "Contact in the Desert" event, at a table located right outside the restrooms so he could stop passing by event speakers to try to interview...

[Nick el Ass]

I was able to find a tiny screen grab of it being posted on their FaceBook. Did he delete that too?

I went through most of his images on Facebook an Twitter, and they were not there anymore. Plus my Google-Fu failed to find it that way. I bet part of his going to C2C was he had to purge such pics of him and Art. Dave is a jealous man.

[popple]

Beautiful.  Please take the opportunity to destroy the UFO Phil recording.  Oh, and feel free to relieve yourself at any time on Dave's seat.

[This message will appear scrambled to all DaveBots]
I WILL SMASH IT WITH THE HAMMER OF THOR!!!

If anyone wants to know my true agenda @ C2C please inbox me for my secret plans.
[/end scramble]

But that's a clashick c2c hit!!! I do however have a very tiny bladder and I can't make any guarantee there wont be accidents.

[Heather Wade]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

It would be priceless to get a picture of the look on his face when you walk up to him.  They don't call it Contact in the Desert for nothing, ha.  Plus, Linda Moulton Howe & Travis Walton will be there.

[Nick el Ass]

It would be priceless to get a picture of the look on his face when you walk up to him.  They don't call it Contact in the Desert for nothing, ha.  Plus, Linda Moulton Howe & Travis Walton will be there.

LMH and Walton would be a fun combo to hear together.

[ItsOver]

[This message will appear scrambled to all DaveBots]
I WILL SMASH IT WITH THE HAMMER OF THOR!!!

If anyone wants to know my true agenda @ C2C please inbox me for my secret plans.
[/end scramble]

But that's a clashick c2c hit!!! I do however have a very tiny bladder and I can't make any guarantee there wont be accidents.

Excellent.  Maybe FT. ROCK will award you the Scorpion Army Pizza Roll Medal of Valor for your gallantry.  You might consider teaming-up with Zeebo for the ultimate furry little critter special forces team. 

Make Ellie Mae proud!

[Camazotz Automat]

Look for Jimmy Church this week at his same spot where he broadcast from last year at the "Contact in the Desert" event, at a table located right outside the restrooms so he could stop passing by event speakers to try to interview...

I refuse to attend unless Rick E. Hunts - the inventor of the Flowbee - confirms a table and/or booth with barber chair.

www.flowbee.com

[eddie dean]

I've been told there will be a pizza roll platter with 50 different flavours (most not even on the market yet) and I have full access to the endless tumeric fountain where I can dip all sorts of delicious treats. During the show a dave-bot will deliver me adult beverages and Tommy will give me live BellGab updates via earpiece.

haha!
Be on the lookout for mustaches in the tumeric fountain!
Some people are so inconsiderate. 

[Heather Wade]

Not disobeying orders sir, but for security purposes, I attempted to tease information out of the subject using the Old Burbank Family Truth Serum and Cactus Infused Cough Remedy and the particular individual was uncrackable. Subject reports no coughing as well. [/end report]

It was a nice try, I'll grant you that.  Didn't break a sweat resisting you, as I am no stranger to the keeping of secrets, sir.   

[Nick el Ass]

I refuse to attend unless Rick E. Hunts - the inventor of the Flowbee - confirms a table and/or booth with barber chair.

www.flowbee.com

Dave tried to use the flowbee on his stache, and it ripped half of it off which was later found in the cheese and turmeric fountain after Tommy tried to glue it back on.

[bateman]

haha!
Be on the lookout for mustaches in the tumeric fountain!
Some people are so inconsiderate. 

Well that's disgusting.

[The General]

Hail Shortwave!

[Camazotz Automat]

Hail Shortwave!

So cool. Words can't express.

[nooryisawesome]

Don't forget his phantom army of thousands of Russian twitter eggs.

His explanation of that was great. He was working hand in hand with Twitter to get to the bottom of that.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

WXME is the first radio affiliate apparently?  Congratulations!

[bateman]

His explanation of that was great. He was working hand in hand with Twitter to get to the bottom of that.

I wonder if that mystery was ever solved.  :

[The General]

WXME is the first radio affiliate apparently?  Congratulations!

And it sounds like there's more to come....

[bateman]

And it sounds like there's more to come....

Oh snap.

[Nick el Ass]

And it sounds like there's more to come....

I had a feeling this was going to happen because Art is just as in demand as he ever was, and I'm waiting for the first turned down your shortwave ... and then hearing Art talk while the callers runs off to turn it down, hahaha.

[albrecht]

And it sounds like there's more to come....

So friggin awesome! I know I've email my flamethrower AM about it. But I can't wait for SW option also. Now, where do we pay for the podcasts etc???
I can't wait!

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

I'm glad to hear that about the upcoming radio affiliates.  Finally there will be quality live radio available overnight and no more having to settle for Coast is Toast.

[serenity]

WXME is the first radio affiliate apparently?  Congratulations!

It is the sister station to the sw station WBCQ The Planet 5000 watts daytime 60 at night. Their sw station is interesting