Art Bell

[ItsOver]

The majority of Bellgabbers told Church to walk the plank well before the dust-up about his guest host appearance on Coast.   Just like the majority suggested what Dave could do with the plank.  Many here were fairly explicit in their wishes about where John B could go as well when he posted here. 

Art, we have highly developed and discriminating tastes in what we want to hear on the radio.  We learned from years of listening to you.  We don't have much tolerance for pretenders, poseurs, or assholes on our listening devices. 

When you get a lot of enthusiasm from Bellgab about particular personalities, such as Redacted and bateman, it's coming from connoisseurs of the genre.

That say's it, LV.  It always, obviously, gripes me, when posers such as Noory and Church complain about "Thuh Haterz."  Hey, douches, it's not that we hate you, it's that YOU SUCK.  Get it?  You're self-serving idiots who could care less about the genre Art created and wouldn't know talent and quality if it ate you alive.

I wondered if Art had approved of Church's promos featuring his slimy self and Art.  I didn't think so, even furthering my disdain for Mr. Church.  What a sleaze.

[chefist]

It's hard to beat an original...even KFC is bringing Col. Sanders back!

[nooryisawesome]

Some good ideas, the only problem I see is the need for some measure of a Studio, I guess it could be served up by Skype but if you want it to sound a bit professional you need a bit of stuff, never the less it could be done.

Art

Steve Warner has dumped a bunch of money into his home studio. I know he has been doing he show at wabc. I am thinking he would probably spend the cash to get his home studio up to par if he was allowed to fill in. Please give dark city a listen if you have the chance. Darkcity.fm

[MV/Liberace!]

Sure. He's a lighting-check stand-in for Nathan Fillion on TV's Castle.

(Church should pay me for this and Fillion should sue.)

heh heh, honest work.

[MAX]

Jimmy is a bit of a dork.

Jimmy is a Dick Wad

[PathoJen]

Just having Art read my post has me so wound up. Lol it is wonderful hearing his voice and seeing him and his wife. Hope he uses it often.

What'd I miss?

[PathoJen]

Up to speed. Thank you. Sorry I missed the video feed 

[b_dubb]

Here we go:

What foul creature brought this monstrosity into the world?

[ponyboysunset]

So late to the party, but congrats to Redacted on her show pairing with Art!
Now to read all of thread and probably find out that is way old news. 

[Roswells, Art]

I propose we all start photoshopping ourselves into pictures with Art. I'll go first since some BellGabbers may be nervous.

Here is Art and I finishing the studio. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD THAT DAY, ART?!!? Lots of laughs.

Hahaha. That is perfect!

[PaulAtreides]

Ten years locked in a tiny, un-air conditioned room with The Numbers Lady is, I think, approaching a suitable punishment.

That's a torture scenario worthy of Dick Cheney.

[ItsOver]

I propose we all start photoshopping ourselves into pictures with Art. I'll go first since some BellGabbers may be nervous.

Here is Art and I finishing the studio. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD THAT DAY, ART?!!? Lots of laughs.

Is the hedgehog available for hosting C2C, too?

[morgana213]

I propose we all start photoshopping ourselves into pictures with Art. I'll go first since some BellGabbers may be nervous.

Here is Art and I finishing the studio. DO YOU REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD THAT DAY, ART?!!? Lots of laughs.

This made me laugh out loud.  Very cute.   

[b_dubb]

I would've gone with honey badger myself but hey whatevs

[Northern Nights]

Another vote for Redacted and Steve Warner, this whole thing is going to be great! 

[FortRock]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on, not the other way around. Number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy, try the truth.

Art Bell

FROM THE SCORPION ARMY HQ TONOPAH:

WE'VE BEEN MONITORING THE WHOLE JIMMY CHURCH (WHAT A NAME FOR A PARANORMAL HOST, SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME YOU GIVE ONE OF THOSE SATURDAY
MORNING BASS FISHING SHOW HOSTS) THING, BUT I DIGRESS! WE'VE BEEN TALKING IT OVER, WE'RE GOING TO COLLECT HIM UP WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, AND DO
THE WHOLE STEWED PRUNES AND FEMA CAMP SORT OF THING WITH HIM! OR BETTER YET TO UP THE TESTOSTERONE IN HIS BLOOD STREAM, HE'S PRETTY GAUNT
IN THAT DEPARTMENT! WE'LL GET HIM SOME VERY DIGESTABLE RAW ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTER PATE, AND SOME TOAST POINTS MAYBE! HERE'S A RECIPE IDEA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reYhO1COK2c

[FortRock]

What is a Periscope?

I HAVE NO IDEA, A PERISCOPE IS SOMETHING THE NAVY USES! THE SCORPION NAVY IS BASED IN NEWPORT, OREGON.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THEM CHIME IN SOMEDAY! THE SCORPION ARMY NEEDS A DAY OFF!

[HorrorReporter]

Church looks like he could be a waiter.

I was at Ruby Tuesday a year ago and I swear he brought me my fries.

[RoseGirl]

I think we need an Art Bell action figure, don't you?

http://www.happyworker.com/toy-manufacturing/custom-action-figures

[MV/Liberace!]

i never liked this picture of art.  i always thought the lighting/angles made him look 20 years older than he is.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

i never liked this picture of art.  i always thought the lighting/angles made him look 20 years older than he is.

[serenity]

I was at Ruby Tuesday a year ago and I swear he brought me my fries.

Church looks like he could be a waiter.

I thought I saw him on the post office wall, Number # 4 on the most wanted terrorist list

[Art Bell]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

[PB the Deplorable]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

Have a lawyer do it

[PB the Deplorable]

I was at Ruby Tuesday a year ago and I swear he brought me my fries.

You didn't eat them did you?

[serenity]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

We should let good people like Linda Howe and some select others know what he has been doing.

May we never go to Hell, but if we do may we always stay 1 step behind Church and have plenty of popcorn

[nooryisawesome]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

Actually they would welcome you at that shin dig with open arms. Might not be bad to attend to re establish contact with the ufologist again.

Dave will be there, so that will be a down side. But I still think it would be smart to attend. You should have Keith reach out to the organizers.

[lonevoice]

Have a lawyer do it

That would be best. Cease and desist.

Let's at least hope Art doesn't go to this event to confront Church.  For one thing, Dave is the featured presenter.  Between Church and Dave, who wants to be in close proximity with such an enormous black hole of suck?

Also, if Art was there speaking to either of those morons, someone would get a picture of it.  Then we'd see it uploaded everywhere:  "Here's Art Bell sharing a deep personal conversation with his heir apparent, Jimmy Church."    And there wouldn't be a thing Art could do about it.

[coaster]

A lawyer can't really do anything about a photoshopped picture. Even a cease and desist would be reaching. I think it's dumb as hell, but it's not against the law. I'd just tell him personally to knock it off and stop being a little weirdo.

[Roswells, Art]

Well if Church is going keep using my name like we emerged from the same Womb then I am going to keep complaining about it. And photoshopped pictures, that just Bubbles my butt.

Perhaps I should go to the Desert and make contact and ask what this is all about.

Art

Instead of honoring him with your presence honor him with a cease and desist order. If that is possible.