Art Bell

[bateman]

Tuesday at 10PM Eastern immediately following The Spec Sheet. There will be alcohol. Bring a splash guard.

MV, tell that poof Em Vee to check his emails.

[Nick el Ass]

Considering premrat's, et. al., past sleazy behavior, they would probably sue for a one day only violation.  They are jerks!  But it is delightful to see an advertisement for Art's return.

I wouldn't put it past them to do something like that even if it just staves off the inevitable trip to the glue factory for the show.

[Nick el Ass]

Yes! Jazmunda has the day off and will be imbibing. There will be many "I love Yous". Someone will be getting pregnant.

At least you guys say I love you. I hate it when someone just likes to do the deed, and then run off with out that... or so much as a hug.

[aldousburbank]

Considering premrat's, et. al., past sleazy behavior, they would probably sue for a one day only violation.  They are jerks!  But it is delightful to see an advertisement for Art's return.

I believe it is SiriusXM that would be the NC issue.

[MV/Liberace!]

MV, tell that poof Em Vee to check his emails.

Did you send your missive to twink@manlylove.com?

[jazmunda]

At least you guys say I love you. I hate it when someone just likes to do the deed, and then run off with out that... or so much as a hug.

We run a clean show sir.

[bateman]

Did you send your missive to twink@manlylove.com?

My mistake, I thought it was manlylove@twink.com.

[Nick el Ass]

I believe it is SiriusXM that would be the NC issue.

I could see something like this happening. A phone call is made late one night to the Sirius top brass with a mysterious male voice on the other end. "Hello Sirius this is Ummmm (help me here Tommy), this is Neorge Goory calling to let you know I heard Art on another show. I beleive he has a non compete." Click.

[chefist]

WOW! Things happen fast now n days around here? Does anyone know which terestrial radio stations will carry MITD? I'm amazed at all the new shortwave stations that will! CAN'T WAIT!

[jazmunda]

WOW! Things happen fast now n days around here? Does anyone know which terestrial radio stations will carry MITD? I'm amazed at all the new shortwave stations that will! CAN'T WAIT!

KNYE.

I can't believe nobody thought of this.

[phrodo]

WOW! Things happen fast now n days around here? Does anyone know which terestrial radio stations will carry MITD? I'm amazed at all the new shortwave stations that will! CAN'T WAIT!

I'm sure Keith will post a list shortly before launch.

[chefist]

Did you send your missive to twink@manlylove.com?

Holy crap! I did miss a lot...MV and Bateman are lovers!

[phrodo]

KNYE.

I can't believe nobody thought of this.

Wow! whodathunkit??

[Nick el Ass]

KNYE.

I can't believe nobody thought of this.

Yeah, it was a no brainer.

[chefist]

Yeah, it was a no brainer.

Great...at least one confirmed then! Awesome!

[Nick el Ass]

WOW! Things happen fast now n days around here? Does anyone know which terestrial radio stations will carry MITD? I'm amazed at all the new shortwave stations that will! CAN'T WAIT!

We don't mess around here at BellGab, and that is why we are the best.

[SaucyRossy]

[This message will appear scrambled to all DaveBots]
I WILL SMASH IT WITH THE HAMMER OF THOR!!!

If anyone wants to know my true agenda @ C2C please inbox me for my secret plans.
[/end scramble]

But that's a clashick c2c hit!!! I do however have a very tiny bladder and I can't make any guarantee there wont be accidents.

This picture made my fucking day.

[Art_s Farts]

My mistake, I thought it was manlylove@twink.com.

Well shit, that's where all those emails are coming from. I was hoping to meet this Em Vee.

[Nick el Ass]

Well shit, that's where all those emails are coming from. I was hoping to meet this Em Vee.

The name, and the avatar will send them into a frenzy.

[Camazotz Automat]

It's ok, it will be over soon.

That's what she said.

Whuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

[sydtron]

Thats weird. I thought it was "ripesack@ballgrab.nut"

[aldousburbank]

46 years. That's how long it will be, to the evening, between Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon and Art lifting off with Midnight In The Desert.

[Camazotz Automat]

I believe it is SiriusXM that would be the NC issue.

A devastatingly salient distinction.

[jazmunda]

46 years. That's how long it will be, to the evening, between Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon and Art lifting off with Midnight In The Desert.

That's if we even went to the moon.

https://youtu.be/ADrmhBhR1z4

[Nick el Ass]

46 years. That's how long it will be, to the evening, between Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon and Art lifting off with Midnight In The Desert.

The only thing that Noory guy knows about the moon is that there was a show called The Honeymooners in which one guy always said "Bang, zoom... straight to the moon!!!"

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Did you send your missive to twink@manlylove.com?

Sir, why do you hate beauty?

[Queen]

Did you send your missive to twink@manlylove.com?

Mmm a twink sounds good right about now😂


Hell any time really!!!

[bateman]

I will be hosting a pre-Midnight in the Desert test show show on Sunday, July 19 with Jaz and whoever else wants to jump on board. This will be a live, multi-hour drunken call-in affair with SPECIAL GUESTS to be announced. We'll be live until Art takes over that night. This will be happening on ufoship.com thanks to MV.

[chefist]

FYI: I will be hosting a pre-Midnight in the Desert test show show on Sunday, July 19 with Jaz and whoever else wants to jump on board. This will be a live, multi-hour drunken call-in affair with SPECIAL GUESTS to be announced. We'll be live until Art takes over that night. This will be happening on ufoship.com thanks to MV.

I'll be there and I'll be drunk!

[Camazotz Automat]

The only thing that Noory guy knows about the moon is that there was a show called The Honeymooners in which one guy always said "Bang, zoom... straight to the moon!!!"

Back in the AOHell chatroom days, when someone asked who I was, I told them I was the bio-film that lived in the drain pan beneath Ralph and Alice Kramden's ice box.

Good times.

I will be hosting a pre-Midnight in the Desert test show show on Sunday, July 19 with Jaz and whoever else wants to jump on board. This will be a live, multi-hour drunken call-in affair with SPECIAL GUESTS to be announced. We'll be live until Art takes over that night. This will be happening on ufoship.com thanks to MV.

I need to fire up the alcohol still post haste to create the necessary reserves before show's launch.

MABUSE is light years ahead of me on this.