Art Bell

[Heather Wade]

Some good ideas, the only problem I see is the need for some measure of a Studio, I guess it could be served up by Skype but if you want it to sound a bit professional you need a bit of stuff, never the less it could be done.

Art

The right equipment is finding it's way to my classified location.  I've said too much.

[The General]

The right equipment is finding it's way to my classified location.  I've said too much.

This message will self destruct.

[jazmunda]

The right equipment is finding it's way to my classified location.  I've said too much.

Your post has been redacted.

[Nick el Ass]

This message will self destruct.

30 seconds gives plenty of time, and then kaboom.

[aldousburbank]

The right equipment is finding it's way to my classified location.

I'm waiting for Eyenoeyeno to do her thing with this.

[bateman]

Some good ideas, the only problem I see is the need for some measure of a Studio, I guess it could be served up by Skype but if you want it to sound a bit professional you need a bit of stuff, never the less it could be done.

Art

Will this work?

[Art Bell]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on, not the other way around. Number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy, try the truth.

Art Bell

[Catsmile]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on not the other way around, number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy try the truth.

Art Bell

You've been Churched!
Thats what I said!

[DesertFox]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on, not the other way around. Number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy try the truth.

Art Bell

Glad you outed the jerk, Art.

[Heather Wade]

You've been Churched!
Thats what I said!

Ha.  Art is un-Churchable.  That's just science.

[Roswells, Art]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on not the other way around, number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy try the truth.

Art Bell

I cringed when I saw the picture he Photoshopped with him and you in the picture, it almost looks looks like you are holding hands and it says 'The Dream Team' on it. There is a Church thread here which shows quite a few of us have the same feelings as you on the matter.

[bateman]

I cringed when I saw the picture he Photoshopped with him and you in the picture, it almost looks looks like you are holding hands and it says 'The Dream Team' on it. There is a Church thread here which shows quite a few of us have the same feelings as you on the matter.

Someone PLEASE dig up those embarrassing photoshops.

[akwilly]

Someone PLEASE dig up those embarrassing photoshops.

I second that

[PathoJen]

Someone PLEASE dig up those embarrassing photoshops.

THIS!

[b_dubb]

Your post has been redacted.

Ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh clever

[bateman]

I cringed when I saw the picture he Photoshopped with him and you in the picture, it almost looks looks like you are holding hands and it says 'The Dream Team' on it. There is a Church thread here which shows quite a few of us have the same feelings as you on the matter.

It actually looks more like Art is squeezing Jimmy's ass.

[aldousburbank]

Jimmy Church is a graduate of the Dave School Of Broadcast Ethics.

[jazmunda]

Jimmy Church is really starting to annoy me, he states he was brought in to the Dark Matter Network after I went off the air. Number one, he asked Keith to be on, not the other way around. Number two I was never on the Dark Matter Network so how could he possibly replace me in any way? I was on XM/Sirius right?

Then he started telling people he talked to me every day, again WRONG, I have spoken to him once only in a conference call with Keith. He said I listen to his show all the time, when in fact I have NEVER heard it. He said he was sitting in for me in a place I never sat. What is up with this guy?

I was not going to bring his name up again but today I again saw him writing about me in his promo for contact in the Desert. Come on guy, try the truth.

Art Bell

Calling him a douche would be an insult to those who really deserve that title. That's how big a douche he is.

[Nick el Ass]

Someone PLEASE dig up those embarrassing photoshops.

Here. Oh, wait... that is real.

[aldousburbank]

Here. Oh, wait... that is real.

Suddenly a shower sounds like what needs to happen next in my life.

[akwilly]

Here. Oh, wait... that is real.

those guys havn't seen much sun

[jazmunda]

Someone PLEASE dig up those embarrassing photoshops.

Here. Oh, wait... that is real.

That picture needs to be accompanied by Jimmy Church's own words just months prior to this photo and him defecting (or is that defecating) to Team Noory.

George Noory:  The best fall to sleep material on earth...better than Ambien.  No joke.  Honestly, I have NEVER gotten through a show.  When I first heard him on air after Art I was pretty angry and have never gotten over it...I thought that a show like C2C was able to search the country and come up with somebody that was great...there is a lot of talent out there...I was shocked when I first heard Noory...I remember thinking at the time: "this is it??? this is what we've got??? are you kidding me???"...but, Herbalife has their spokesman and Clear Channel is happy.  Ever wonder where Gaiam TV tapes their show???  I'll bet the farm it's in the Herbalife offices at Nokia Live in downtown Los Angeles.

I'm so happy he got Churched.

[Art Bell]

I cringed when I saw the picture he Photoshopped with him and you in the picture, it almost looks looks like you are holding hands and it says 'The Dream Team' on it. There is a Church thread here which shows quite a few of us have the same feelings as you on the matter.

What? He Photoshopped a picture of us together, you have got to be kidding?

Art

[jazmunda]

Suddenly a shower sounds like what needs to happen next in my life.

No need to disrobe. A good eye bathing is all you need.

[laserjock]

I detested Church from the beginning and said so, he's a wurm.

[Roswells, Art]

What? He Photoshopped a picture of us together, you have got to be kidding?

Art

Yeah, this was a while back before he got churched. I'm trying to locate it.

[Nick el Ass]

What? He Photoshopped a picture of us together, you have got to be kidding?

Art

I can't find it.

[jerry]

What? He Photoshopped a picture of us together, you have got to be kidding?

Art

If i remember right, it was seen in the twitter feed on DMRN often... and looked like a pic from Men In Black with his and your heads photoshopped on...

[21st Century Man]

Well I found this.

Art's looking at Dave and thinking, "This idiot is my replacement?"

[popple]

You've been Churched!
Thats what I said!

Nah, I don't think Art got "churched". Jimmy is just still using the name recognition to further is career. Which TANKED when he himself got CHURCHED because he thought he was too good for the DMRN network.

The act of churching is usually performed by a Gnoory (AKA Dave), or similar 'nice guy' creature. Being Churched involves being lured away from your stable position/job (usually by a gnoory) with promise of more fame, recognition and money. The churcher will use any flattery necessary to feed the ego of the soon to be churched. When a full churching has been completed the person who has been churched will have had a limited taste of what has been promised if at all! The victim of the churching always burns their bridges and ends up in a worse position than they started. ie: Fade to Black with Jimmy Church is now played on a station that has far less listeners than DMRN.