Art Bell

[jazmunda]

Woah this thread has died and mutated into something ugly.

Hey when did Art quit again?

[Morgus]

Hey when did Art quit again?

Art quit the last time over two years ago...

[elbee]

keep on topic!

[Nebraska888]

keep on topic!

Thank you!  Wise advice!

[Elflord]

Mr art bell, If you read this tread I have a question for you. Are you really coming back or are you really going to stay retire? Thank you for your time. BTW George Noory sucks.

[Nebraska888]

Mr art bell, If you read this tread I have a question for you. Are you really coming back or are you really going to stay retire? Thank you for your time. BTW George Noory sucks.

Damn.....you crack me up!   

[BobGrau]

Hey when did Art quit again?

2nd April 2013, I heard.

[Treading Water]

When I was young and just starting out, I was being trained by the corporate receptionist on answering the phone properly.  She was quite a few decades ahead of me.  One day, in one of her reflective moods, she told me she would never be able to get over seeing the stranger in her mirror every morning.  She said she still expected to see herself at 18.  Now that I'm a few decades older, I know exactly what she meant.

Hey, I heard Art was thinking about coming back.  But then I heard he quit again.

[FortRock]

NO NO NO
WATCH THE DATE OF APRIL 2ND OF 2013 FOR ART'S ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIS RETURN!

[McPhallus]

Thank you!  Wise advice!

This thread is one of those places where the diversions are often better than the main course.  Really, how many times can Art quit?

[Eddie Coyle]

This thread is one of those places where the diversions are often better than the main course.  Really, how many times can Art quit?

But those diversions run the risk of making this thread interesting. We can't have that. Art Quit, Noory Sucks. Itero,itero...(in fractured English)

           
       

[davidk26212]

NO NO NO
WATCH THE DATE OF APRIL 2ND OF 2013 FOR ART'S ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIS RETURN!

Ive heard via the grape vine that the real date to watch out for is April 3rd that's the half birthday of one of Arts favorite cats. That seems the most likely date to announce his come back. 

[ziznak]

gotta love internet rumors... half birthday of a cat??? really?

[Elflord]

Mr Art Bell, I'll get the campfire ready for your return. I will also get some beer.  I'll be ready for you to tell your side about what happen. After you tell your side of the story, I will place some bets in vegas on how long until you retire again.

[davidk26212]

gotta love internet rumors... half birthday of a cat??? really?

you couldn't tell that was sarcasm? Lol

[jazmunda]

you couldn't tell that was sarcasm? Lol

I could and here's proof:

[Elflord]

Fort Rock, Do you want anything at the radio campfire when Mr Art Bell comes back to the radio. Mr Art Bell (the real one) is a 33rd degree blackbelt (some also say a 33rd degree mason too) in storytelling. I am bring some beer and ale(homemade). I can't wait for Art Bell to return. Is anyone putting bets on art bell retiring again.

[FortRock]

The only thing I want at my side is my favorite celebration snack; Cold Miller Genuine Draft, and Ginger Snap Cookies!

[Elflord]

Ok

[davidk26212]

Umm are Fort Rock and Elflord the same person?

[Eddie Coyle]

Umm are Fort Rock and Elflord the same person?

     Common sense would indicate as much.

     Art must see those posts and just be full of regret. About getting into radio.

[HAL 9000]

Umm are Fort Rock and Elflord the same person?

Curiously (or perhaps not so) they appear to not be online at the same time.

[MV/Liberace!]

Curiously (or perhaps not so) they appear to not be online at the same time.

they've never logged on from the same ip address.  dunno.

[HAL 9000]

they've never logged on from the same ip address.  dunno.

Then they're definitely not the same person - writing styles are different, FR is incapable of hiding his, and I doubt either is capable of consistently spoofing IPs.

They are an





Lord of the Elfs - you're disappointing me since your coronation.


Hey, I heard Art quit Coast.

[Sardondi]

Umm are Fort Rock and Elflord the same person?

I was looking at it like the posts complement each other; and one post completes the other. Like yin/yang. Or in plumbing fitting terms, it's male-female: the concavities of one post perfectly match the convexities of the other post. The two posts make a whole which is greater than the sum of the parts.

It's magic. Or angels.

[Elflord]

they've never logged on from the same ip address.  dunno.

Fort rock and I are not the same person. Fort rock is his own person as I am my own person.

[Elflord]

Mr art bell If you read this, I am ready to listen to the radio campfire. You rock and George noory SUCKS.

[PortlandDangler]

I wonder if UFOFILL is ufoPHIL??? Anywho...George got his mouth burned when he and Tommy's rough sex game using a christmas lights and "other" devices went foul. Keep up the good posts coastgabbers.

I'll be lurking

[Elflord]

Then they're definitely not the same person - writing styles are different, FR is incapable of hiding his, and I doubt either is capable of consistently spoofing IPs.

They are an





Lord of the Elfs - you're disappointing me since your coronation.


Hey, I heard Art quit Coast.

HAL 9000 Im sorry to disappoint you, how can i make it up to you.  Do you want some ale from my shire?

[Mr. Hanky]

With all due respect, Elflord sounds like a nutjob or is the greatest troll in the history of the internet. With that said, no offense.