Art Bell

[ziznak]

hey yeah man... fucking scientists get me pissed... all that book learning yeeeeehaaaaaaah

[General Johnson Jameson]

Huh?
This is real? You guys aren't fucking with us, etc?
Who are these assholes? Why is he holding that 6-shooter sideways all G and shit?

[ziznak]

Huh?
This is real? You guys aren't fucking with us, etc?
Who are these assholes?

lol seriously?? they were a horrible white-ish rap act back in the 90's that rednecks and suburban racists could actually get behind... cause they were SOOOOO CRAZY!!  and they represented teenage suburban and redneck values.  Unfortunately, many of these lil honkeys have never let go and still rock their crappy rhymes to this very day.  Do a little google image search for ... ahem... juggalo... and you shall be learned in the ways of a specialized niche in the realms of douchebaggery.


sadly the idiots are still making music as well...
I'm gonna be sick

[Eddie Coyle]

These 11 seconds are all you need to know about ICP and their fan base.


Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?

      Jerry's Kids meets the Nation of Islam type of theorization about the natural world. Shit like this makes me wish the British won, or the Indians or the Confederacy, or the Axis...

[ziznak]

      Jerry's Kids meets the Nation of Islam type of theorization about the natural world. Shit like this makes me wish the British won, or the Indians or the Confederacy, or the Axis...

doesn't it hurt to know that they represent a large percentage of welfare recipients...

[General Johnson Jameson]

they were a horrible white-ish rap act back in the 90's that rednecks and suburban racists could actually get behind...

Pantera would have beat the fuck out of these two dickheads, even without dimebag. Bunch of cutters/mutilators looks to me like.

[Eddie Coyle]

doesn't it hurt to know that they represent a large percentage of welfare recipients...

Hopefully, something resembling this monstrosity doesn't reach the age of 30. That Faygo and Frito diet has to be subtracting years...

[ponyboysunset]

Huh?
This is real? You guys aren't fucking with us, etc?
Who are these assholes? Why is he holding that 6-shooter sideways all G and shit?

Oh how I wish they were a figment of my imagination. Oh no, I'm from the metro Detroit area and still live there, and they are still real. With names like Violent J and 2Dope, they have to be winners


See what happens with no Art on the radio, we get side tracked to talking about these morons! (lol..I am part of the side tracking and take full responsibility.

[ponyboysunset]

Pantera would have beat the fuck out of these two dickheads, even without dimebag. Bunch of cutters/mutilators looks to me like.

Agreed. I enjoy Pantera, and stand behind this post 100%!

[ziznak]

Pantera would have beat the fuck out of these two dickheads, even without dimebag. Bunch of cutters/mutilators looks to me like.

DAMN RIGHT.  To them it's all about out crazying each other... so... the more disturbed and screwed up you seem in the head the cooler you are.  They're not real deal cutters... they're even posers in their psychopathy.  They share many attributes that some of the young metal heads adopt.  The heads can be stupid too that must be said... but they're not ALL stupid like these fags.  For many of them this is just a stage they grow out of as soon as they make some black friends and get introduced to real rap music... although I'm sure the next step up on the rap ladder for them is shitty mainstream hook laden BS on the radio.

[General Johnson Jameson]

doesn't it hurt to know that they represent a large percentage of welfare recipients...

Ok.
Jail Ugly. Cock. Balls. Looks like a bitch.
No wonder Noary is scared of clowns. You say these dudes hang out in Detroit? Noary was from Detroit.

[General Johnson Jameson]

For many of them this is just a stage they grow out of as soon as they make some black friends and get introduced to real rap music... although I'm sure the next step up on the rap ladder for them is shitty mainstream hook laden BS on the radio.

Ok. I get it now. Back in my day it was Run DMC. These younger people sure have it harder than we did.
Edited to add: I have just been informed that these guys are also professional wrestlers that pretend to be retarded?

[ziznak]

Ok. I get it now. Back in my day it was Run DMC. These younger people sure have it harder than we did.

Those old school acts still hold up though... they are respected by both the hardcore and the posers.  Yes the kids have it a bit rough if they just listen to the shit thats thrown at them.  If they use the resources available to them they actually have it much easier than we did when it comes to finding good music.  I pray the insane clown posse will eventually be reduced to dust through the persistence of time. 

[General Johnson Jameson]

Those old school acts still hold up though... they are respected by both the hardcore and the posers.  Yes the kids have it a bit rough if they just listen to the shit thats thrown at them.

Put that way, I agree. Imagine as a child, being able to pull up any episode of the original A-Team anytime, anywhere, just have to click this little thing like? Want to see Daisy Duke's tits, no problem. Come to think of it, yes, we had it the hardest. You are right.

[Sardondi]

Jerry's Kids meets the Nation of Islam type of theorization about the natural world. Shit like this makes me wish the British won, or the Indians or the Confederacy, or the Axis...

I couldn't see the avatar, didn't notice who the poster was, but when I read this and then was trying to pick my laughing ass off the floor for the third time, I knew who wrote it...

[ziznak]

long live the coyle!

I was thinking back and can honestly say that when I was young I spent about 25% of my daisy duke time looking at her tits.  75% of the time was all about that box and ass.

So, I had to look around and found this...



my boner screamed a resounding superman "NOooooooooooooo."  Damn you father time damn you to HELL!!


I apologize for my participation in all of this derailment but when the convo is good... the convo is good.

[Sardondi]

doesn't it hurt to know that they represent a large percentage of welfare recipients...

The bond between mother and child is hardly stronger than that of highly-weird kiids who come together out of their commitment to making themselves uniquely alien and other. So what if they slick the cognitive dissonance - they're still baaaaaad evil mfs, man. You can tell they're stone killers...of Wendy's triples

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

Insert *rant about tortured souls, the razors of purity, Juggalo Tears, redemption, misunderstanding, fucking yo moms, dawgs, and the facepaint of humanity* here


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[MV/Liberace!]

how many times must your creepy uncle inappropriately touch you in order for this to happen?

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

long live the coyle!

I was thinking back and can honestly say that when I was young I spent about 25% of my daisy duke time looking at her tits.  75% of the time was all about that box and ass.

So, I had to look around and found this...



my boner screamed a resounding superman "NOooooooooooooo."  Damn you father time damn you to HELL!!


I apologize for my participation in all of this derailment but when the convo is good... the convo is good.

I feel for and with you. FT is brutal, as is living on those residuals it seems.  I can't hate on the woman just because she has been reduced to subsisting on molten pizza rolls.  Would hit.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

how many times must your creepy uncle inappropriately touch you in order for this to happen?

Just once....ONCE!!!!!!

[Sardondi]

I apologize for my participation in all of this derailment but when the convo is good... the convo is good.

You hit your 50's, and you still have your first wife and pretty much grown kids and the idea of grandkids in not too many years....and you look at the mirror and see what time has done to you...and you can't remember (at least I can't) there ever being a time when I was young, athletic, bad-assed, passable looking and at least sexy enough to do the trick. And you look at that damned defective mirror and you ask yourself, "How the hell did I ever get laid, much less married?"

Oh. Damn I sure hate that Art quit. Think he'll come back?

[Eddie Coyle]

long live the coyle!

I was thinking back and can honestly say that when I was young I spent about 25% of my daisy duke time looking at her tits.  75% of the time was all about that box and ass.

So, I had to look around and found this...



my boner screamed a resounding superman "NOooooooooooooo."  Damn you father time damn you to HELL!!


I apologize for my participation in all of this derailment but when the convo is good... the convo is good.

When she hit about 40, Catherine Bach began to prove that she was indeed half-Mexican. Very sad. It should make all men fear marriage. And living.

how many times must your creepy uncle inappropriately touch you in order for this to happen?

In utero. That dude was diddled before the third trimester.

I couldn't see the avatar, didn't notice who the poster was, but when I read this and then was trying to pick my laughing ass off the floor for the third time, I knew who wrote it...

My posts are like the spray of a skunk, you need not see it, the stench remains long after it's departed.

[ziznak]

Would hit.

eeeeeeeeeeh? really man?

[PB the Deplorable]

These 11 seconds are all you need to know about ICP and their fan base.


Fuckin' Magnets, how do they work?

I'm not seeing a difference between this and the 'good' rap.  It's all clownish, un-musical, and idiotic

[Sardondi]

   When she hit about 40, Catherine Bach began to prove that she was indeed half-Mexican...

I offer you Linda Ronstadt,

...and I rest my case.

Breathtakingly gorgeous in her 20's, in her 50's a reminder that those incredibly delicious refried beans really are liquified with lard.

That was mean though. Linda did have one of the most beautiful voices in music, and it's still very rich and moving. Thank Gaia we all don't have to depend on our attractiveness in public to earn our living, or most of us wouldn't be chubbies - we'd starve to death. At least I would.

[Eddie Coyle]

         One of those rare instances of foresight for Governor Moonbeam by dumping Ronsfat in the Carter years. Around 1983 is where she definitely began to swell, I remember MTV sparingly playing her "What's New" lead single, not only because was the music stultifyingly dated, but the looks that had still been there in 1981...well, they were leaving. Though VH1's creation in January,1985 would be a repository for non-telegenic stars...shit even Rosie O'Donnell was a VJ there.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

eeeeeeeeeeh? really man?

You could do a lot worse (not that I think she's "hot", and I'm really hating the hip/ass area at present), and when you get to say "Yeah, I banged Daisy Duke", you don't have to say when.

But then again, I'm married, which means I'd imaginary bang just about anything.

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

I offer you Linda Ronstadt,

...and I rest my case.

Breathtakingly gorgeous in her 20's, in her 50's a reminder that those incredibly delicious refried beans really are liquified with lard.

That was mean though. Linda did have one of the most beautiful voices in music, and it's still very rich and moving. Thank Gaia we all don't have to depend on our attractiveness in public to earn our living, or most of us wouldn't be chubbies - we'd starve to death. At least I would.

Now that is brutal.

[PB the Deplorable]

Someone needs ot come up with a camera that subtracts 10 lbs