George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[coaster]

JC Webster called in. lol.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory's second daughter Christy called in, Noory reminding her about the Larry L. King incident.  She was clearly annoyed that he brought it up.

He repeated that she's "Daughter Number Two" multiple times, hoping that "Daughter Number One" would call in too.  How insulting is that?  Doesn't he realize what people associate the term "Number Two" with?

He doesn't even realize by refering to her that way it sounds like he's ranking them.  His understanding and use of the language is Bee On Bleef.

[Immy]

JC couldn't bring a Christmas miracle. Art used to toy with him with that altered voice, and that brought out the JC's best.

All Jorch ever mentions is Edna. Even JC bails on his awfulness.

[coaster]

Ok, heres something I dont understand. Obviously George thinks there are children listening. Hes "tracking Santa" and mentioned that his daughter's children are listening to the show. Yet he let JC say Santa was Satan, belittle women, and letting all these extremely depressing callers on. This show is the definition of train wreck. Its a chaotic mess. I'm enjoying it quite a bit.

[SnapT]

JC's call was so sad.  He said he was angry, but clearly his heart wasn't in it.  He sounded like he was trying to keep his voice down so he doesn't wake his sleeping family.

And it really sounds like it's UFO Phil doing the voice of JC now.  Sounds nothing like the original JC.

[mombird3]

Have a Happy Holiday. I am going to sleep now. The show is not good tonight. It is boring.

Have a good night.

[PChirp]

Ok, heres something I dont understand. Obviously George thinks there are children listening. Hes "tracking Santa" and mentioned that his daughter's children are listening to the show. Yet he let JC say Santa was Satan, belittle women, and letting all these extremely depressing callers on. This show is the definition of train wreck. Its a chaotic mess. I'm enjoying it quite a bit.

A train wreck, indeed---this is one of the most bizarre shows in recent memory.  It's like a bipolar call-in radio show, up and down, happy and depressed from one caller to the next.  It's a Noory family Christmas reunion!  And how the hell does a caller who licks a frozen pole (enter your best joke here) in wintry Detroit constitute a "Christmas miracle"?!? WTF?  I really want to get some sleep but this show is SO BAD, IT'S CLASSIC!    

Merry Christmas fellow HATERS!   

[coaster]

A woman with dementia just called George her Christmas miracle. So sweet... /puke

[michio]

A woman with dementia just called George her Christmas miracle. So sweet... /puke

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[ziznak]

Noory's Jimmy Stewart impression was incredibly lame.
Even worse than when he did it on the air ten times before...

I know right I heard whoever that ass was doing his... and I just knew Noory was gonna whip out his little nasal whiney impression again... then his kid called.  I had turned it off but went for a walk so out of boredom tuned back in.  I tuned back out very soon after.

[coaster]

Where do they find this Christmas music? "For the black and the whites, the yellow and red ones. Lets stop all the fights" Most offensive Christmas song ever.

[coaster]

"gaiamtv.com is like Netflix." - George Noory.

[SnapT]

George Noory on COAST TO COAST: "It never changes... it's always got something different."

[Mels-hole1984]

So much for Santa...(Satan)



Great Balls of Fire-Jerry Lee Lewis-original song-1957

[valdez]

     George's mother was sweet and loving and, as mothers are wont to do, able to make everything better.  Thus, and in accordance and conjunction with the spirit of peace, George's interview with Santa (Sal Lizard) was brilliant; his open lines, heartwarming; and I was genuinely moved by Fanthorpe's recorded rendition of Clement Clark Moore classic.

 
 

Merry Christmas coastgabbers...

[Doomed]

George Noory on COAST TO COAST: "It never changes... it's always got something different."

Up to this point I was barely able to maintain a train of thought with noorys goin ons. But this remark took it all right off the track. And then came Pat Boone. I had to turn off the radio and fight the urge to jam a ball point pen into my ear.
Have a good holiday folks. 

[Juan]

Now sNoory is prescribing milk thistle to sick people.  Along with turmeric.  Ugh.
And JC last night was terrible.  I didn't think it was another person doing JC until last night - now I'll believe it.  He certainly didn't have his heart in it, but then he's had to call sNoory for 10-years.  That would take the heart out of anyone.

All in all, a terrible night.  sNoory sucks.  BTW, I had to listen on WLAC in Nashville - a 50kw station that a lot of people can hear at night. 1510AM

[coaster]

 

[SnapT]

The caller in the last half-hour who agreed that Noory has "a face for radio," probably not understanding what the phrase meant, was wonderful.

[thefamilyghost]

Ok, heres something I dont understand. Obviously George thinks there are children listening. Hes "tracking Santa" and mentioned that his daughter's children are listening to the show. Yet he let JC say Santa was Satan, belittle women, and letting all these extremely depressing callers on. This show is the definition of train wreck. Its a chaotic mess. I'm enjoying it quite a bit.

Lol. George is a horrible person.

[11angeleyes11]

     George's mother was sweet and loving and, as mothers are wont to do, able to make everything better.  Thus, and in accordance and conjunction with the spirit of peace, George's interview with Santa (Sal Lizard) was brilliant; his open lines, heartwarming; and I was genuinely moved by Fanthorpe's recorded rendition of Clement Clark Moore classic.

 
 

Merry Christmas coastgabbers...

Angelically, I agree whole heartedly with your comments and observations.  George delivered a poignant and inspirational performance last evening.  But that is only the beginning tonight promises to be even more merry and blithesome.  Tune in tonight at Midnite Central Standard Time for Christmas Night with Noory. ~'~ ~'~~'~. . . .

[Morgus]

JC Webster called in. lol.

that caller sounded like the 'fake' JC impersonator that took over for the real JC some years back...

[Morgus]

At one point Noory asked 'Santa' what other stuff people left out for him besides milk and cookies.
'Santa' mentioned pizza - Noory should have asked him if that was like those dangerous burning microwave pizza rolls

[coaster]

I doubt it was the real JC. And the whole Edna thing has been beaten into the ground.

[George49]

Funny how when Noory was talking to Hoagie he didn't even seem to know what was a 'baktun'. After doing a million shows on the Mayans you would think he would know what that is at least. How about when Noory played his It's a Wonderful life clip again.

Fitting line "To my big brother George, The richest man in town."  He probably revels in that line as he thumbs his nose at listeners and followers.

[Sardondi]

Ok, heres something I dont understand. Obviously George thinks there are children listening. Hes "tracking Santa" and mentioned that his daughter's children are listening to the show....

What a perfect example of George's breathtaking incompetence and bone-deep stupidity: even after 10 years he still doesn't have a clue what the program is or who is interested in it.

[Morgus]

In the first 2 hours tonight, Noory has used one of his favorite buzz-words "classic" referring to lots of movies.
He throws that word out too loosely, often labeling his own shows as a new "classic" before he has even done the show...

[SnapT]

I liked how when talking about BAD SANTA, George was sure to note awkwardly that John Ritter and another unnamed actor from the film are now both dead. 

He could say the same about virtually every actor from IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE.  Why mention that at all?  These Noory Christmas spectaculars are so depressing...

[coaster]

Remember the guy who called in last night and said both his mother and sister was dead, and that he had hiv and syphilis, but that he was going to propose to his partner? I could of swore I heard Noory say 'its a Christmas miracle" at the end of the call. Nothing about that call was anything but horribly depressing. Last nights show was supposed to be "memorable Christmas stories, as well as holiday miracles". Even with his money, Id hate to be Noory. He gets off on the tragic. He must be a miserable person.

[SnapT]

Ha, Noory just asked "What's the SADDEST Christmas movie you can remember?"  Definitely gets off on the tragic...

I liked the guest's answer: ONE MAGIC CHRISTMAS.  I saw that in the theater as a little kid and was almost traumatized.