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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 03, 2016, 12:52:11 PM
'Dr.' John Curtis also said originally that Trump won the debate.  Now that the actual scientific polls have come out showing the public, by an overwhelming margin, believes otherwise, he's been forced to adopt new Trumptard talking points.  You can hear on cknw.com in the audio vault the program the day of the debate where heappeared on Coast to Coast and then you can listen to him again last night.  The difference of what he says in the two is dramatic.

But, don't forget, 'Dr' John Curtis is an independent analyst who states his honest opinions, and is in no way affiliated with the Trump campaign.
Haha, if John Curtis adjusted his original opinion, then good for him, I guess. Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie would have claimed that Donald's dismal debate performance just proves what a "genius" he is.

Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 30, 2016, 06:35:36 AM
... If you weren't locked up in an institution for the mentally hopeless and deranged, you might...
Quote from: 136 or 142 on September 30, 2016, 10:03:34 PM
... If you weren't living in the home for the mentally hopeless, you'd know...

Quote from: 136 or 142 on October 03, 2016, 02:24:40 AM
... That aside, when I was in the U.B.C mental health facilities... led me to fear germs in a way that was completely disconnected from reality that led me to being involuntarily placed in a facility...

The second time I was much more disconnected from reality...


I wondered what all the talk of fruitcakery was about, although your posts did sort of give things away.  Thanks for the explanation.

ItsOver

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 03, 2016, 07:58:04 PM

I wondered what all the talk of fruitcakery was about, although your posts did sort of give things away.  Thanks for the explanation.
Hehehe.  You're good, P*B. ;)

zeebo

Tonite we get C.A. Fitts chuckling about the usual looming financial disaster, followed by an astrologer/palm reader to explain how it's all tied to the stars/hands.

Dateline

Who is on their toes, and has noticed this?  The norm now is for the first half of the show to be about topics that you can pick up anytime of day in mainstream news.  Then, if you want to hear the strange and unusual you have to wait until the wee hours of the morning.  This just stinks.

aldousburbank

Quote from: zeebo on October 03, 2016, 08:42:45 PM
Tonite we get C.A. Fitts chuckling about the usual looming financial disaster, followed by an astrologer/palm reader to explain how it's all tied to the stars/hands.

The squirrel is approaching Valdez level analytics.


136 or 142

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 03, 2016, 07:58:04 PM

I wondered what all the talk of fruitcakery was about, although your posts did sort of give things away.  Thanks for the explanation.

The mentally hopeless people aren't placed in the same institutions as the mentally ill.  If you weren't mentally hopeless, you'd know that.

How are you being treated in there?

136 or 142

George Noory just said "In two hours, Julian Assange is summosed to make some sort of announcement. 

JesusJuice

>Your dead son and my dead dad are up there listening to the show

136 or 142

Quote from: JesusJuice on October 03, 2016, 10:12:27 PM
>Your dead son and my dead dad are up there listening to the show

That's a fate worse than eternal Hell.

136 or 142

Noory to guest "What got you into this?"
Guest:  "I started on the high school radio."
Noory: laughs

What is funny about that response?

Rico999

Quote from: zeebo on October 03, 2016, 08:42:45 PM
Tonite we get C.A. Fitts chuckling about the usual looming financial disaster, followed by an astrologer/palm reader to explain how it's all tied to the stars/hands.

I've noticed that about Fitts -- that she chuckles at some pretty inappropriate moments....And at the same time, you have George trying, unsuccessfully, to string a coherent thought about what's happening with world affairs (whut'f two guys drivin' in cars got ticked off and..") pretty much sums up what Coast is all about these days.   I don't think Noory much gives a damn anymore.   He's got his big contract, what the hell....work 4 days a week, who cares?

136 or 142

Quote from: Rico999 on October 03, 2016, 11:42:01 PM
I've noticed that about Fitts -- that she chuckles at some pretty inappropriate moments

I Think I can understand her doing it.  It's likely gallows humor.  I can't understand why Noory laughs at completely random moments though.

zeebo

Quote from: aldousburbank on October 03, 2016, 09:24:07 PM
The squirrel is approaching Valdez level analytics.

haha no way man, I can't live up to the legend

136 or 142

Noory said with the fraud Catherine Austin Fitts "If this election goes the wrong way, and it looks like it will, what do you predict will happen?  Riots?"

So much for his pretense of not taking sides.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on October 03, 2016, 07:58:04 PM

I wondered what all the talk of fruitcakery was about, although your posts did sort of give things away.  Thanks for the explanation.
NAILED IT


Gyoza Girl

Pretty amusing last night when George seemed to think Julian Assange was living in Ecuador. Also didn't know what's keeping him there, whether a civil or criminal matter. That Austin Fitts woman had to set him straight. He seemed to be waiting on bated breath for the big announcement that was going to torpedo Hillary's campaign. Even asked that Fitts woman to stay late so she could comment.

I liked how the palm reader/astrologer said he could tell by looking at a photo of Hillary's hands that she lacks human compassion. Apparently, he can tell a lot about a person by how shapely and expressive the thumbs are.

Zetaspeak

Noory is just so pathetic, when you think he can't get any lower, he always has a shovel with him. If you going to be a partisan political hack than so be it, but stop acting like you are not.

I didn't hear the part you were mentioning with the palm reader Gyoza but yeah that sounds right up slimy Noory alley, leading question and have his BS guest give an absurd take. Great stuff for the "we don't do politics" C2C

What I did hear Dave was so excited about Julian announcement he's given quarter hour countdown to it, like it was a UFO scheduled to touch down at Central Park, actually let's be honest if it was an event like a UFO first contact Jorge would continue on his schedule guest talking about the horrors of gluten or whatever crap topic he always does these days.

George Noory truly does suck


Dyna-X

Even with sciatic pain a shot of Vodka and 30 minutes of Noory was all I needed to sleep. His show must air between the frequency as passing dashed lines in the road and an electric fan.

136 or 142

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on October 04, 2016, 03:27:23 PM
Pretty amusing last night when George seemed to think Julian Assange was living in Ecuador. Also didn't know what's keeping him there, whether a civil or criminal matter. That Austin Fitts woman had to set him straight. He seemed to be waiting on bated breath for the big announcement that was going to torpedo Hillary's campaign. Even asked that Fitts woman to stay late so she could comment.

I liked how the palm reader/astrologer said he could tell by looking at a photo of Hillary's hands that she lacks human compassion. Apparently, he can tell a lot about a person by how shapely and expressive the thumbs are.

But, palmistry involves the 'hard science of astrology.'  (quote from the guest)

Dateline

I have been diagnosed with severe Norry intolerance.  What can Dr. Ben recommend for me?

136 or 142

Quote from: Dateline on October 04, 2016, 08:21:29 PM
I have been diagnosed with severe Norry intolerance.  What can Dr. Ben recommend for me?

Stay away from Gluten.

ATTENTION: Steve Quayle  is going off the rails again on Coast now. 

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on October 04, 2016, 10:29:43 PM
ATTENTION: Steve Quayle  is going off the rails again on Coast now.

oh yeah, great stuff - I wanted to try to summarize but all I got is something about giants, nazis, russia and martian codes


Quote from: zeebo on October 04, 2016, 10:44:40 PM
oh yeah, great stuff - I wanted to try to summarize but all I got is something about giants, nazis, russia and martian codes

I listed almost everything he talked about one time and that wore me out.

michio

My condolences to Dr. Sky, Steve Kates, whose father died.

It looks like Assange's date with Georgie didn't go as planned. Georgie was stoked about Julian's dramatic promised leak and started a T minus 2 hours countdown, announcing the approaching leak with bated breath at half hour intervals. Right off the bat Georgie was speculating it could be about Hill's emails, hardly able to contain his joy, but later in the show he said he didn't want to speculate on what the leak may be and went into his Walter Cronkite mode.  It seems the poor guy had his bubble burst. Chin-up, Georgie, chin-up.


Quote from: 21st Century Man on October 04, 2016, 10:56:42 PM
I listed almost everything he talked about one time and that wore me out.
You could re-post it now and who could tell it wasn't current?!  I meant to compliment you on that epic, exhilarating, and hysterical running summary.  It was brilliantly done.

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