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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: zeebo on May 25, 2016, 09:53:06 PM
Oh now that's just wrong.  Somewhere one of my peers is freezing in a park for that.

Between Greg Noway and Donald Trump, it's been a tough year for squirrels and other small, fur bearing animals.  :P

Quote from: ItsOver on May 26, 2016, 01:34:05 AM
Darn.  Thanks, anyway, Morgus.

I am begging the gods not to let this be a Memorial Day/Super Suck Weekend. I'll have to start drinking on Friday, before I leave work.  :'(

TigerLily

Quote from: Morgus on May 26, 2016, 01:01:36 AM
Don't think Knapp is on this Sunday since he said he would return in a few weeks...

What?!? But it's the last Sunday of the month! Denied  >:(

At least it's LMH Thursday. She has Tom DeLonge on who Knapp had on a little while ago. I found that interview interesting enough I bought the book

Who



Coast Insiders Emil and Esmerablda Clusterfuck met on George Noory's Paranormal Dating site. "We've been huge fans of George Noory forever," Esmeralda said.

"Yeah, we get all our medical advice from George's veterinarian and our health has improved dramatically," Emil added. "I'm down to 500 lbs and Esmeralda is down to almost 300. We're going to get married next month at a George Noory meet and greet and we're hoping George will perform the ceremony."

ItsOver

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 26, 2016, 03:29:38 AM
I am begging the gods not to let this be a Memorial Day/Super Suck Weekend. I'll have to start drinking on Friday, before I leave work.  :'(
Oh, man, I hope we don't get Jorch.  You know his commitment to be there on holidays for shut-ins, cat ladies, rat eaters, and assorted misfits.   ::)  :P
 

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 26, 2016, 10:11:59 AM
Oh, man, I hope we don't get Jorch.  You know his commitment to be there on holidays for shut-ins, cat ladies, rat eaters, and assorted misfits.   ::)  :P

Doesn't Norry usually have himself with the nutcase, but sometimes funny, Dietrich guy to claim just about everything about the various wars was a conspiracy because he was tasked with destroying secret files at The Presidio? Or that Brinnion guy about helping Vets die in peace? And then Norry plays the anthem of each military branch and talk about his extensive Naval career?  :(

MAX

" for shut-ins, cat ladies, rat eaters, and assorted misfits."

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You guys talking about BellGab ?

TigerLily

Quote from: ItsOver on May 26, 2016, 10:11:59 AM
Oh, man, I hope we don't get Jorch.  You know his commitment to be there on holidays for shut-ins, cat ladies, rat eaters, and assorted misfits.   ::)  :P


You rang?

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2016, 10:23:21 AM
Doesn't Norry usually have himself with the nutcase, but sometimes funny, Dietrich guy to claim just about everything about the various wars was a conspiracy because he was tasked with destroying secret files at The Presidio? Or that Brinnion guy about helping Vets die in peace? And then Norry plays the anthem of each military branch and talk about his extensive Naval career?  :(
Ha!  I believe you are correct.  Just what we need for Memorial Day.  "Patriot," did-yew-know-I-wuz-in-thuh-Navy Jorch, with crazy eyes Dietrich going full bore on his latest hallucinations of history.  Such a fitting tribute.  Does UFO Phil do the Marines' Hymn?

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on May 26, 2016, 11:15:36 AM
Ha!  I believe you are correct.  Just what we need for Memorial Day.  "Patriot," did-yew-know-I-wuz-in-thuh-Navy Jorch, with crazy eyes Dietrich going full bore on his latest hallucinations of history.  Such a fitting tribute.  Does UFO Phil do the Marines' Hymn?
But tonight we get Jordan Maxwell (I posted in his thread.) I wonder if he will address the "nasty shirts" he left at David Wilcock's place after crashing there that Wilcock "had to put into 3 plastic bags" or the issues of his history/names/allegations. But I like his stuff and I hope he recovers from his heart attack.
And then we get LMH!!
-GNS

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2016, 10:23:21 AM
Doesn't Norry usually have himself with the nutcase, but sometimes funny, Dietrich guy to claim just about everything about the various wars was a conspiracy because he was tasked with destroying secret files at The Presidio? Or that Brinnion guy about helping Vets die in peace? And then Norry plays the anthem of each military branch and talk about his extensive Naval career?  :(

Yes, and don't forget the Canadian guy and his thanks to Americans recording. GN  has a stable of prerecorded stuff so he can sneak in Memorial Day barbecue leftovers and play Soda Crush while they air.

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2016, 11:42:33 AM
But tonight we get Jordan Maxwell (I posted in his thread.) I wonder if he will address the "nasty shirts" he left at David Wilcock's place after crashing there that Wilcock "had to put into 3 plastic bags" or the issues of his history/names/allegations. But I like his stuff and I hope he recovers from his heart attack.
And then we get LMH!!
-GNS
Bring on LMH!  Get "Lady in Red" ready, Jorch.  I love to visualize Ms. Linda with muliple eye rolls.  Join the haterz and rat mutilators eaterz, Linda.  ;)

ItsOver

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on May 26, 2016, 01:17:12 PM
Yes, and don't forget the Canadian guy and his thanks to Americans recording. GN  has a stable of prerecorded stuff so he can sneak in Memorial Day barbecue leftovers and play Soda Crush while they air.
Tommy should crown Jorch with a beanie cap.  "I'm thuh goof-off of thuh night!"



Just Me

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2016, 11:42:33 AM
But tonight we get Jordan Maxwell (I posted in his thread.) I wonder if he will address the "nasty shirts" he left at David Wilcock's place after crashing there that Wilcock "had to put into 3 plastic bags" or the issues of his history/names/allegations. But I like his stuff and I hope he recovers from his heart attack.
And then we get LMH!!
-GNS

What's this, my hero Jordan Maxwell the greatest guy ever to talk about the forces of darkness scorching the planet, had a heart attack.

Morgus

Quote from: albrecht on May 26, 2016, 11:42:33 AM
But tonight we get Jordan Maxwell
Nope - Noory did a bait&switch for the first hour guest tonight.
No Jordan Maxwell, instead its Dr. Bruce Goldberg instead...  :o

zeebo

Quote from: Morgus on May 26, 2016, 10:48:47 PM
Nope - Noory did a bait&switch for the first hour guest tonight.
No Jordan Maxwell, instead its Dr. Bruce Goldberg instead...  :o

George is giving him grief for a couple jokes that bombed. 

TigerLily


zeebo

Hi Tiges, LMH is already off to a good start, w/ Nazis n' Reptoids.

TigerLily

Quote from: zeebo on May 26, 2016, 11:13:53 PM
Hi Tiges, LMH is already off to a good start, w/ Nazis n' Reptoids.
Love it!

Morgus

Another excellent Linda Howe interview with no Noory interruptions... :)

TigerLily

Quote from: Morgus on May 26, 2016, 11:20:24 PM
Another excellent Linda Howe interview with no Noory interruptions... :)
lol. Only reason I can listen. And I listen on KIRO because their commercials aren't too horrible

TigerLily

"Venus" followed by paranormal date. If I were Linda I might be considering seppuku right about now

JesusJuice

The station here that airs C2C can't get any commercials this late at night so they just go silent during breaks. It's kind of spoopy really.

zeebo

Quote from: TigerLily on May 26, 2016, 11:38:58 PM
"Venus" followed by paranormal date. If I were Linda I might be considering seppuku right about now

It's early, she's still gotta make it through "Lady in Red" and/or "For Your Eyes Only".



UFQuack

Quote from: zeebo on May 26, 2016, 11:46:22 PM
It's early, she's still gotta make it through "Lady in Red" and/or "For Your Eyes Only".

Hahaha, true

I wonder what my grandfather's Reptoid "Flying Wedge" insignias and patches are worth?


TigerLily

Have to say the Moon has a lot of spectacular coincidences leading to Earths sweet spot

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