George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jasmine]

Good one, Coaster. 

Must have been some of that Blue Jewish meth thats been going round?? ehh?  instead of sugar in yer coffee.... OI!

"Heisenburg"
"you're goddamned right."

ziznak, you are a meshugener. You just remember to tell your sufferin' mother, the woman who sacrifices for you, the woman who stays up all night worrying about you, to use KOSHER Doritos  come the Sabbath.

And speaking of Jewish mothers, this will most likely be me (Gentile girl) talking to my son on the telephone 25 years from now.

Nichols & May classic "Mother and Son" skit

Noory sucks!

[Jasmine]

Jewish Mother's Answering Machine:

Hello, you have reached the Goldenbloom residence
If you want chicken soup, press 1
If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 2
If you want varnishkas, press 3
If you want knishes press 4
If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling.

[Nebraska888]

I like Friedman too. He and Richard Dolan are about the only UFO-related guests I can stomach.

I enjoy listening to a few more UFO folks.  However, HANDS DOWN.....Friedman and Dolan are the absolute best and most credible in my book.

[Eddie Coyle]

And his avatar is of a guy named "king" getting arrested for embezzlement.

   A guy named Zeiger who chose the name "King". Kinda like Roy "Masters". Kinda gives away their opinions of themselves.

[Sardondi]

..But you forgot about Buddy Hackett!...

Buddy Hackett! Whose name for some reason reminded me of Alan King.

(You write good. And funny.)

Must have been some of that Blue Jewish meth thats been going round?? ehh?  instead of sugar in yer coffee.... OI!

"Heisenburg"
"you're goddamned right."

That show depresses the hell out of me.

For some reason, Im reminded of this...

Did Larry just create his own form of Hebrew/Yiddish by throwing a lot of "acckkk"s and "kheim"s around? A low, shameless action worthy of George Costanza. I can truly believe that Seinfeld character was based on Larry David.

And speaking of Jewish mothers, this will most likely be me (Gentile girl) talking to my son on the telephone 25 years from now....

Heh. Nichols and May were ahead of their time, and aimed their humor at sophisticated Manhattanites. They only worked together as a comedy team for a few years, but seems like they collaborated on any number of things over the years. The historians of American comedy still talk of them in hushed tones.

I like Friedman too. He and Richard Dolan are about the only UFO-related guests I can stomach.

I like Stan Friedman too. I find him just about the least crackpot of all the guests, and I think he does a pretty good job of being able to support what he says. But it's all a matter of taste. Except when it comes to (drumroll, please)....GEORGE NOORY. Then it's a matter of personal integrity and intelligence, as in, those who like him can't possibly have any.*

Georgius Delenda Est!


*To any Noory supporters: You do recognize hyperbole as a humor device, right?

[ziznak]

Ah I love Meshuggah...
Meshuggah - The Demons Name is Surveillance

[CoastCanuck]

C2C website has picture of Noory and sister when they were kids... I wonder why this is posted.

[ShayP]

C2C website has picture of Noory and sister when they were kids... I wonder why this is posted.

Me too......there is no caption or anything.  Maybe it's to prove George is human.  If I were his sister I'd be pissed. 

[El Kragen]

There was more than a few moments when Bill Nye seemed impatient and frustrated with Noory's questions and comments.

Along with the callers.  I enjoyed his one response as a very stern "Are you kidding me!?"

I thought it was pretty funny that Nye suffered none of Noory's idiocy during the "interview" portion. He wasn't rude or condescending just didn't let George's dumb questions and even dumber follow up comments slip by. I tuned out before they took calls. Going to have to go back for a listen and a laugh.

I don't know if this story is true but (seems it was satire) ... maybe Snoory's "interview" sent him over the edge? It would have been great if he dropped this bomb last night

"He's a fucking idiot. Just a plain fucking idiot. I'm sorry - I don't say that word very often - but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a fucking idiot."

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/ 

[ziznak]

Me too......there is no caption or anything.  Maybe it's to prove George is human.  If I were his sister I'd be pissed. 

even back then he had some serious eyebrow issues...

[Morgus]

C2C website has picture of Noory and sister when they were kids... I wonder why this is posted.

But that old photo is really blurry and hard to make out any details...

[Sardondi]

even back then he had some serious eyebrow issues...

You evoked a literal lol, Mr. ziznak.

[Eddie Coyle]

     Looks like baby pics of the guy with the balaclava at the Munich Olympics.

[El Kragen]

I know I'm probably really late on this one but I started watching the tv show Boardwalk Empire last night and had a laugh at the actor playing  James "Big Jim" Colosimo.  He is the spitting image of our man Noory

[UnscreenedCaller]

C2C website has picture of Noory and sister when they were kids... I wonder why this is posted.

In George's case, the refutation of intelligent design?

I like Bill Nye, and agree about Stan Friedman and Richard Dolan. The three of them are rational, they do their research and don't bring the crazy to the table like too many C2C guests do.

[coaster]

even back then he had some serious eyebrow issues...

Is that Jorge? Even back then he looked like a douchebag. I'm not a violent guy, but I'd readily knock young George into oncoming traffic.

[Agent : Orange]

What a punchable face.

[HorrorRetro]

     Looks like baby pics of the guy with the balaclava at the Munich Olympics.

Okay.  That really made me laugh.

[Ben Shockley]

But that old photo is really blurry and hard to make out any details...

The photographer's eyes were closed in laughter and/or disgust.

...Even back then he looked like a douchebag...

What a punchable face.

Two more reasons why his father kept and showed the pictures that came with his wallet.

[Agent : Orange]

Two more reasons why his father kept and showed the pictures that came with his wallet.

"No one must know my son's a douche."

[PortlandDangler]

fuck me in the GOAT ASS! that's what his face says to me.

[coaster]

I have a weird feeling that young George spent a lot of time on the playground trying to sell his used toys over their original price and trying to make the other kids think he was giving them a deal. What that means, I dont even know. But I feel it. And I dont believe in feelings..

[PB the Deplorable]

I wonder how that Hawaii studio is coming along, still just a few weeks away

[Sardondi]

Is that Jorge? Even back then he looked like a douchebag. I'm not a violent guy, but I'd readily knock young George into oncoming traffic.

What a punchable face.

fuck me in the GOAT ASS! that's what his face says to me.

Damn, this is turning ugly....

[michio]

Howard Bloom usually has something interesting to say, and tonight was no exception, except as usual, Simple George insisted on turning it into a 'debate' about Intelligent Design. He even asked Bloom about his current fixation - how can there be water on the earth that sustains all the species here if it wasn't designed that way ? IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND, YOU IDIOT ! THE SPECIES EVOLVED HERE BECAUSE OF THE WATER. The Intelligent Design people assume that humans and other living things were inevitable in their current forms, so someone/something must have manipulated the enviornment to that end. Stupidity.

Unfortunately, Bloom didn't do a good enough job of explaining the process to Noory, and seemed oddly eager to kiss Norry's ass last night.


I'm trying to imagine how a cancer treatment hospital that bills itself as 'one of the best in the country' could invite an assclown like Noory to speak about anything, much less health-related topics. Wonder if they're affiliated with Sean David Morton's 'clinics' in Mexico ?

When doesn't Noory push his ID/spirituality/religion on the listeners?  Pastor George is spreading the Gospel of Noory to every corner of the globe.

I actually fast blasted him that night and said exactly what you said.  Life started because of favorable conditions on the Earth and not the other way around. Did he read my message? Probably not. Would it have sunk in to the mush between his ears if he had read it?  Probably not. That's his new deep thought he's been repeating as a profound spiritual insight, "but....it knows when to rain on the crops!" Noory's such a mental lightweight it's a miracle he got the job he has.

[Jasmine]

fuck me in the GOAT ASS! that's what his face says to me.

Damn, this is turning ugly....

Hang on, Bubba, I can eradicate this ugliness by posting a recipe and pic of Jamaican goat roti  over in the food thread.

I actually fast blasted him that night and said exactly what you said.  Life started because of favorable conditions on the Earth and not the other way around. Did he read my message? Probably not. Would it have sunk in to the mush between his ears if he had read it?  Probably not. That's his new deep thought he's been repeating as a profound spiritual insight, "but....it knows when to rain on the crops!" Noory's such a mental lightweight it's a miracle he got the job he has.

Noory may believe in miracles, but he sure don't believe in coincidences. And it AINT no coincidence the hosting chair was pushed across the studio towards him to sit his snorry ass down...and his arse sure don't look lightweight to moi. His lightweight mentality is aptly suited towards the plentitude of equally lightweight listeners. As I've mentioned previously, I can easily picture many of these listeners lovin' such shows as Matlock, Murder, She Wrote, Dukes of Hazzard, and a host of other coma-inducing programs.  It's a match made in dumbed-down hell.

Although, I must say, I have a weird love-hate-on for that old 70's show The Love Boat. What a line up of big time  Hollywood celebs Aaron Spelling brought aboard!

Imagine if George Snoory appeared on an old Love Boat episode? He'd portray a suave and sexy BIG TIME nationally syndicated radio host, Phil McCracken, who is broadcasting his show from the Pacific Princess. Once aboard, George discovers his old flame - and infamous Ouija board expert - Tilly Bombay (Rose Marie) is in the cabin next to him. Her channeling of evil spirits is creating bad energy for George's on-board broadcast. Also aboard is another sultry siren -  exiled Polish princess Katrinka Kasawoicszki (Charo) who lusts after George above and below deck...and under the sheets....but does she have an ulterior motive?

The Love Boat Opening 1982

[Jasmine]

even back then he had some serious eyebrow issues...

I don't know quite why, but this old TV intro came to mind...

The Munsters (1965) - Intro & Outro (Season 2)

[ziznak]

I know I'm probably really late on this one but I started watching the tv show Boardwalk Empire last night and had a laugh at the actor playing  James "Big Jim" Colosimo.  He is the spitting image of our man Noory

ahhhhhh man you got me rolling!! that show is awesome when's that start up again?

oh and I can def see the eddie munster in the pic i posted as well... goood stuff

[Jasmine]

Ah I love Meshuggah...
Meshuggah - The Demons Name is Surveillance

Young man, turn that migraine-inducing VOODOO music down this instant! Oh.My.Sweet.Buddha!

[Juan]

I met Eddie Munster once.  He was making a personal appearance for some reason.  Along with me was my 22-year old very northeastern Jewish assistant.  Eddie was in his 40s.

Later in the evening, Eddie called the newsroom several times trying to get my assistant to go out with him.  She went all Mike Myers/Rhoda Morgenstern on his sorry ass.  It was a hoot. 

Also, she was the only person I ever saw who could edit videotape and do her nails at the same time.