George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

Linda Howe in the final hour of the show tonight got a caller from longtime frequent wacko caller, Will from Madison, Wisconsin, who always goes on about Finnish and other ancient languages and pronounces words strangely.

[Oversoul]

Linda Moldy Howe is on her blathering "report" again... she pronounces the word "phallic" as 'FAY-Lik'...... perhaps she's so frightened by penises that she can't even fathom referencing them in any intelligible way.

Can't blame her after George flashed his    to her. 

[Jasmine]

Priceless coaster!

And yes Jasmine, I was joking. I could never understand why my Dad watched that show, untill I got older.

Perhaps I was having a blonde moment...just perhaps.

I just checked out the Noory-plays-Vegas vid at YouTube, and it seems to be growing nicely, but nothing like viral (or is that virally?). I'd say it's about 50-50 on the comments - does that seem right to ya'll? I noticed he really does seem to generate a ton of very negative feeling from his detractors, but no real passion from his supporters.

I saw this comment and thought it was the most painful and devastating, yet honest, assessment, although very sad:
"Seriously, where the hell was his family? Does no one love this man enough to save him from his own vanity?"

Wow. That is brutally honest. I agree that it's not really love or kindness to let a loved one "follow his dream" when his ego blinds him from seeing that, far from being God's gift to whatever, he's truly awful, and risks making a laughingstock of himself. But YMMV.

Noory is virally out of control...I mean, for CHRIST SAKE, his singing even induces Catholic nuns to vomit.

Vomiting Nun

[Sardondi]

...(M)ost any other time, he'd have a guest re-cover stuff or re-define terms that had been done to death, all for "the new listeners" according to Noory; all oriented to people who are 1) hearing the show, or anything about a given topic, for the first time and 2) probably not too smart.   Think of Lionel Fanthorpe telling about "Spring-Heeled Jack" for the 700th time -- AND Noory feigning first-time amazement every time it's told....

Hmmm, always making them rehash for "new listeners". This means that George is gearing the entire C2C network to maybe 20 listeners a night. Smaaaart.

A perfect example of Snoory being a giant toolbag. Just now:
Guest: "Do you know what the word Elohim means?"
Snoory: "Ohhh ummm of course. Absolutely!"

Of course I don't believe for a moment that he actually knew, but a good interviewer would most likely have responded with either: "No, I don't." or  "Well, I know what it means, but why don't you tell some of our listeners who may not."...

That's actually a perfect example of Noory's arrogance & ego in battle with his ignorance & laziness. But we've seen/heard it before. Excuse another "Wall Of Text", but there was an occasion in 2007 when George's ignorance and arrogance embarrassed him badly when he tried to "correct" an elderly lady UFO/abduction investigator named Ann Druffel.

George was asking her about how UFO's might fit into biblical "End Times" prophecies. She made a reference to the fact she was Catholic, and had consulted "the Catholic Bible" for an answer. George, who apparently considers himself a religious scholar as well as radio talk-show host/international singing star, tries to correct her about an error he thinks she made. You can tell from his voice he thinks the poor dear is old and obviously confused, and he'd better set her straight before she forgets to put on any clothes. So George says, "You said the 'Catholic Bible', and I'm sure you meant the 'Christian Bible'." (Now just how many guests have you ever heard George correct? They can say they just flew into town on a dragon chariot, or saw Kublai Khan in an 18-wheeler earlier, and George will just mouth some crap about "there's something going on out there, that's for sure." But Ann Druffel was just a little old lady and George figured he could take her.)

But George is also unfortunately ignorant of the fact that there most certainly is a "Catholic Bible", also known as the "Douay-Rheims Bible". It was translated from different sources than, for example, the King James Version, which is primarily Protestant in perspective.

This lady is no fool, and won't be pushed around: she meant exactly what she said. Quick as a flash she responds, "Well, there are a little bit different versions of the Christian Bible. and the Catholic Bible is slightly different in some of the verbiage." She was obviously trying not to embarrass George, since the differences are actually bigger than "some of the verbiage".

So George (who by the way is a Catholic but apparently fairly ignorant of his religion's sacred text) doesn't have the simple good manners to apologize for his presumption she was in error. He makes no comment about it. Instead, he tries to cover his own gaffe by immediately changing the subject. Out of the clear blue, with no introduction or subject-changing comment, he says, "Who might the Anti-Christ be?". Huh, wha- ? Where the hell did that come from?!

God what an insufferable, arrogant ass. He doesn't have the simple grace to say, "Oh, I'm sorry, Ann - I wasn't aware of that"; or even just, "I didn't know that." No, his massive star ego won't let him admit he could have been wrong, so he asks the UFO lady who The Anti-Christ is. What.the.hell?

Jeez Louise, do I hate this man's ego.

(God, just who do I think bothers to read all this? It's the internet version of War and Peace...)

[Tara]

The Catholic Bible is not only a different translation, it has about 6 additional old testament books that are not included in the Protestant cannon. 

[stevesh]

(God, just who do I think bothers to read all this? It's the internet version of War and Peace...)

I read it. I appreciate any opportunity to work on my 'little hater' skills, and I hadn't heard that show.

[Sardondi]

The Catholic Bible is not only a different translation, it has about 6 additional old testament books that are not included in the Protestant cannon.

The Apocrypha

[MV/Liberace!]

This has got to be a joke. Seriously. The new week of shows (actually WEAK of shows) just got posted. This is July 5's:

First Hour: Mind-body weight loss expert, Jon Gabriel, will kick off George Noory's Shape Up America campaign with concrete techniques to get our bodies to want to be thinner without having to use will power.

His Shape Up America campaign? Wtf

in a fair, just, proportional world, george's campaign would be called, "shape up toledo."

[ziznak]

I read it. I appreciate any opportunity to work on my 'little hater' skills, and I hadn't heard that show.

I too read through that wall of text... I always do.  sardondi's one of the best haters we have and trashes George so eloquently... not to mention has an encyclopedic memory of shows past.

[Sardondi]

...sardondi's one of the best haters we have and trashes George so eloquently...

Well, thank you, guys, that's very kind of you. Although as a "best hater" now I 'm worried about karmic recoil and payback shrapnel...

[Jasmine]

(God, just who do I think bothers to read all this? It's the internet version of War and Peace...)

I always enjoy reading your thoughtful posts; many times you (and others here) convey what's on my mind, only I'm not in the mood at the time (or simply too lazy) to post my thoughts and opinions.

[fysisist]

(God, just who do I think bothers to read all this? It's the internet version of War and Peace...)

I also enjoyed it and other posts of yours.  I heard this, probably on streamlink, and also enjoy reminiscing on previous Noory fuck ups.  In fact, I wish there was a thread devoted completely to just posting the ongoing gaffes, miscues, mispronunciations, etc, that occur night after night.  But that would take a lot of people willing to listen to the show, which I can't really wish on anybody.

[NoMoreNoory]

This has got to be a joke. Seriously. The new week of shows (actually WEAK of shows) just got posted. This is July 5's:

First Hour: Mind-body weight loss expert, Jon Gabriel, will kick off George Noory's Shape Up America campaign with concrete techniques to get our bodies to want to be thinner without having to use will power.

His Shape Up America campaign? Wtf

Hey, let's not forget the almighty ballsac's attempt at the PX-90 workout! That went quiet veeeerrry quickly! The picture of him in the sleeveless shirt on the website was gag inducing!

[MV/Liberace!]

Well, thank you, guys, that's very kind of you. Although as a "best hater" now I 'm worried about karmic recoil and payback shrapnel...

having built this monstrosity known as coastgab, how do you think i feel spiritually?

[Sardondi]

Hey, let's not forget the almighty ballsac's attempt at the PX-90 workout! That went quiet veeeerrry quickly! The picture of him in the sleeveless shirt on the website was gag inducing!

Heh. You're right, no mention at all. And I just don't think George has the inner adult to remain silent until he finished the thing - he'd be telling everybody daily about oh, man! how brutal! terrible! tough! really killing me! yadda yadda.

My guess is he couldn't even finish the first one, and dropped it like a kitten with the mange. Of course who's surprised? From what I've seen on the tv ads, you've got to be in excellent shape to even begin those workouts.

[Frys Girl]

George Noory's what?! American shape up? LMAO. People who eat out of cans and boxes and bottles of booze (his audience) full of preservatives are not exactly in shape.

[Grimace]

George Noory's what?! American shape up? LMAO. People who eat out of cans and boxes and bottles of booze (his audience) full of preservatives are not exactly in shape.

If they're being good little Noorites they better be eating out of the metallic pouches they bought by the assload from E-Foods direct. After all, it is only a matter of days before the entire superstructure goes down.

[MV/Liberace!]

People who eat out of cans and boxes...

you mean 95% of america?

[Harmness]

having built this monstrosity known as coastgab, how do you think i feel spiritually?

I bet you sleep like a baby.

[coaster]

When I attempt to listen to Noory, I wake up the next day surrounded by empty bottles of alcohol and a horrible headache. I assume it has something to do with aliens.

[kf5iwe]

When I attempt to listen to Noory, I wake up the next day surrounded by empty bottles of alcohol and a horrible headache. I assume it has something to do with aliens.

Well is your ass sore as well?

[HorrorReporter]

What the hell is Noory doing? Is he destroying this show on purpose as a joke? Seriously...? I'm so tired of it all and now this shape up nonsense...

[coaster]

from coast- Friday night's guest, clairvoyant and intuitive Louise Hauck, talked about her connection with the source, the greatest enemies of intuition, the illusion of time and death, and how she experiences non-linear time outside of this dimension.
I guess I'll be catching up on some reading tonight...

[NoMoreNoory]

What the hell is Noory doing? Is he destroying this show on purpose as a joke? Seriously...? I'm so tired of it all and now this shape up nonsense...

I say we start a collection and hire a hitman. Oops, did I just say that out loud?! Seriously though...the speed at which C2C continues to plummet downhill is astounding.




**ADMIN NOTE**  ^^^^the hitman bit clearly is a joke.  calm yourself.^^^^

[Rasputin]

If they're being good little Noorites they better be eating out of the metallic pouches they bought by the assload from E-Foods direct. After all, it is only a matter of days before the entire superstructure goes down.

That stuff looks like MREs, you know...Meals Ready to Enjoy, Meals Rejected by the Enemy, Meals Refusing to Exit.
I had no idea about the differences in the Bible...you learn something new everyday.

[Sardondi]

I say we start a collection and hire a hitman. Oops, did I just say that out loud?!...

No!! What are you saying?!?! When the Department of Homeland Security sees this (and they will) they could decide they need to investigate "Noory haters" as a terrible new threat to our nation's security. And you know what that means: immediately assigning thousands of combat-armed and -armored government agents to stop, aggressively interrogate and sexually molest anyone whom they think may harbor uncharitable thoughts about George Noory. (This said by a guy who spent 25 years in the Department of Justice. You think I might be a little unhappy about what has happened to America?)

[Camazotz Automat]

(This said by a guy who spent 25 years in the Department of Justice. You think I might be a little unhappy about what has happened to America?)

I would be interested on your take on the David Koresh/Waco Compound/Branch Davidians incident.

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[VtaGeezer]

Linda Moldy Howe is on her blathering "report" again... she pronounces the word "phallic" as 'FAY-Lik'...... perhaps she's so frightened by penises that she can't even fathom referencing them in any intelligible way.

Dunno about that. I thought she rather enjoyed using  saying "erect phallus" at every opportunity; and even interjected it when Schock was speaking. I could see his face getting red.

[PB the Deplorable]

I thought after the last kidnap attempt George wasn't 'ever going to leave thuh good ol' USA ever again'.  I guess he forgot.

And the Canadians really let us down.

[Lovely Bones]

Well is your ass sore as well?

Oh, this question was to coaster.  For a minute there, I thought you were referencing Harmie's incredible new avatar.