George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jorch Einstein]

Has anyone seen this heartwarming Disney movie with Billy Mumy, called Rascal?  "A comedy filled with hilarity as a bewigged raccoon snuggles his way into the life of a lonely boy. He becomes the boy's only companion during his father's frequent absences. Because of the bewigged Rascal, both father and son come to realize the benefits of turmeric and that there are no koinshidenshes."

[trostol]

GN at Comic Con would be as out of place as he will be tomorrow night with a guest about Steampunk magic..which i am very skeptical about already

[General Johnson Jameson]

GN at Comic Con would be as out of place as he will be tomorrow night with a guest about Steampunk magic..which i am very skeptical about already

What about J'aorg at BronyCon? Would that fit?

[trostol]

What about J'aorg at BronyCon? Would that fit?

lol i had to look that up and that might be more his style...

[Juan Cena]

What about J'aorg at BronyCon? Would that fit?

I think there are restraining orders restricting him within 1,000 ft of a Brony convention.

[Juan Cena]

Well, there's the dead baby report of the day.

[PB the Deplorable]

Well, there's the dead baby report of the day.

He's saving them up for his new 'TV' show

[NoMoreNoory]

Only in Noory's world can you follow discussion of a report questioning the efficacy of fish oil supplements with a commercial for Carnivora.

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave talking about New Horizon reaching Pluto.....


'By the time it reaches its destiny....'


-DNS

[Zenman]

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[General Johnson Jameson]

Well, there's the dead baby report of the day.

I hopped over here to get the nightly suckage outlook report of the show.
Dead babies? He's going on about dead babies? It just now turned the bottom of the hour and I have no idea what time you posted Juan. What a thing to talk about with such occurance and at the top of the show none the less.

[trostol]

whats with this "somewhere deep below the earth" garbage all of a sudden

[Morgus]

Last night Noory revealed why he is doing so many split guests shows now.
He says the plan is so if listeners get tired of the first guest instead of turning off the show half-way they can listen to a different guest.
But that doesn't solve the real problem - the host...

[Morgus]

whats with this "somewhere deep below the earth" garbage all of a sudden

thats old. He says that when he is hosting from his underground studio in St Louis

[trostol]

Last night Noory revealed why he is doing so many split guests shows now.
He says the plan is so if listeners get tired of the first guest instead of turning off the show half-way they can listen to a different guest.
But that doesn't solve the real problem - the host...

or the fact that the better guest is usually on in the second half

[trostol]

thats old. He says that when he is hosting from his underground studio in St Louis

hmm either i havent been paying attention..which is totally possible of course..or i just never heard it before the past few nights

[nbirnes]

I hopped over here to get the nightly suckage outlook report of the show.
Dead babies? He's going on about dead babies? It just now turned the bottom of the hour and I have no idea what time you posted Juan. What a thing to talk about with such occurance and at the top of the show none the less.

When I read these posts I feel so sorry for you stalwart listeners of the suck. Let's all drop his numbers like a rock and instead of dead air, you can come to the party and plan revenge for this ruination of a once excellent show.

Where's the party, you ask? it's here: http://bellahaven.paranormal.chat

Live and friendly. Not as much suckage.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory: 'What do you think of the possibility that some of these objects [in the solar system] might be, as some people have said, foreign, not necessarily...mm....you know, God-made?'
Zimmerman: 'Erm, I'm not quite sure of the question, George'


The 'question' involved the possibility that the moon was towed into place, is hollow, and is the remains of a smashed-up huge space craft.

[Morgus]

Noory just proclaimed again for the ump-teenth time that "we have more FIREPOWER in our smartphones today than they had on the Apollo spacecraft computers"

[Morgus]

Bill the AAA calls in yet again to comment on his favorite subject, space probes.

[trostol]

always come back to religion with Dave doesnt it

[WOTR]

GN at Comic Con would be as out of place as he will be tomorrow night with a guest about Steampunk magic..which i am very skeptical about already

Been to a few steampunk inspired events... Interesting.  Steampunk magic?  Never heard of it.  Dave talking about steampunk?  Why bother when there is Bellaheaven in a few minutes?
http://bellahaven.paranormal.chat

Live and friendly. Not as much suckage.

Good tag-line.

[NoMoreNoory]

always come back to religion with Dave doesnt it

'Does religion have anything to do with gravity?'

My face is hurting from all the palming.

[trostol]

Been to a few steampunk inspired events... Interesting.  Steampunk magic?  Never heard of it.  Dave talking about steampunk?  Why bother when there is Bellaheaven in a few minutes?
http://bellahaven.paranormal.chatGood tag-line.

yeah this steampunk magic thing has me curious but i looked at the lady he has on and she seems to be all over the place with her ..ideas..to me as a pagan..seems liek she is just hoping on what was a hot trend a few years ago thats sort of fading a bit

[MTB]

In a new low, Noory just managed to drag in a dead child with a cryptid guest. I'm liking the guest but Noory is becoming insufferable.

[michio]

Along with "I'll take my answer off the air," sNoory's repetitive "jeez" should be banned with it.  It's an uninterested response from the most uninteresting man-child in the planet. It's not refreshing and it's not profound. GNS!

[michio]

'Does religion have anything to do with gravity?'

My face is hurting from all the palming.

You could hear the excitement in his voice when he was thinking about a future show on the subject. This is the same ding-dong who wanted to have a Q&A with the heathen Stephen Hawking, if I correctly recall. But maybe Stephen could use the laugh. How sNoory ended up preaching his tiresome religious beliefs on C2C, and not on TBN where he'd be a natural is the question without an answer.

[WOTR]

This is the same ding-dong who wanted to have a Q&A with the heathen Stephen Hawking, if I correctly recall.

Perhaps Stephen and Jorch could jointly interview Castro when he gets that interview set up? 

yeah this steampunk magic thing has me curious but i looked at the lady he has on and she seems to be all over the place with her ..ideas..to me as a pagan..seems liek she is just hoping on what was a hot trend a few years ago thats sort of fading a bit

From what little I know about steampunk, I really could not understand how it could have its own "magic."  It is not like there is an ancient tradition of steampunk going back thousands of years with tradition to draw on.  Now it makes more sense if somebody just coopted it as a vehicle for what they want to sell.

[21st Century Man]

whats with this "somewhere deep below the earth" garbage all of a sudden

Ross Mitchell said it in the opening for many years whenever Noory was in St. Louis.  The lame new announcer has continued the tradition.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory: 'What do you think of the possibility that some of these objects [in the solar system] might be, as some people have said, foreign, not necessarily...mm....you know, God-made?'
Zimmerman: 'Erm, I'm not quite sure of the question, George'


The 'question' involved the possibility that the moon was towed into place, is hollow, and is the remains of a smashed-up huge space craft.

I missed a Zimmerman night?  He usually does a pretty good job.