George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jocko Johnson]

BTW...GNS/DNS

[ItsOver]

You have to hand it to Dave.  He certainly does a great job of keeping this thread on topic.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Huckster Tent Preacher Guest Charles: George, I... regret to.. affirm your... theory on that point. A-huh huh!"

George: "Huh-huh... ohh no! A-huh huh..."

Wow. The Parade of Dullness marches on.

[trostol]

my question is..he has end times people on a lot..but why does he never have it from someone else s take..i want him to have some one on to talk about Ragnarok

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

My question is, why has every end times prediction been wrong so far? These people are so sure of themselves, until they're wrong, then they shut up and get quiet (yes, I'm including you, Y2Kers - you know who you are/were...)

[trostol]

any time things get overly religious i go here and get a laugh and even a moment to think

http://www.quickmeme.com/Good-Guy-Lucifer/?upcoming

[Robert]

my question is..he has end times people on a lot..but why does he never have it from someone else s take..i want him to have some one on to talk about Ragnarok

Not likely to happen, because pagans don't take their mythology literally.  It's not just a minority belief among pagans as it is among Jehovists; I haven't met a single pagan literalist about the myths.

[paladin1991]

"They're the one's that put Jesus away!  Aren't they?"

[Rico999]

Only Dave could conflate a woman getting gored by a bison on a trail in Yellowstone with the whole caldera blowing up, because he thinks (without any context mentioned of course) the animal acted "puckyewliar." 

This lawyer/preacher sounds exactly like some guy who sat behind me on a coast-to-coast (no pun intended) flight.  The guy droned on and on about all this end times nonsense....

[trostol]

Not likely to happen, because pagans don't take their mythology literally.  It's not just a minority belief among pagans as it is among Jehovists; I haven't met a single pagan literalist about the myths.

as a pagan myself..i just want him to cover the bases...find someone to cover Ragnarok or some other beliefs end times lol i want equal opportunity lol

[Juan Cena]

my question is..he has end times people on a lot..but why does he never have it from someone else s take..i want him to have some one on to talk about Ragnarok

I think Ragnarok gets the shaft because the events take place mostly outside the Earth realm. All the action is really around Asgard, where all the gods battle each other to the death.

Of course, I got all my knowledge of Ragnarok from Thor comic books, so what do I know?

[trostol]

for some reason i keep having in my head over and over Billy Crystal doing Edward G Robinson and his " Where's your Mssiah now" skit

[Juan Cena]

It's obvious that this guy is anti-Catholic, far-right wing, and possibly racist.Watch how he tries to make Obama and Pope Francis the bad guys in all of this.

He's also completely ignoring the earth changes that are supposed to happen before the coming of the Antichrist.

[Jackstar]

This guy can't even read a string of numbers without putting me to sleep.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Through all of this scripture citation:

HE'S JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE GOING ON A RADIO SHOW TO SELL HIS BOOK.

A lawyer, and a pastor, and an author... Ahem... You're a bullshit artist times 10. Do you also have a great sales and marketing opportunity to introduce me to, next episode?

[UFQuack]

This is basically like having a long infomercial for a ministry tonight. Who will Jorch have on next, Jack Van Impe?

[trostol]

i just facepalmed reading friday's show

[Étouffée]

Had to tune out End Times Story Time, but did notice in the "News" segment, Dave reported NASA's  New Horizens probe having a big mishap on July 4, possibly jeopardizing the Pluto flyby on the 14th, and DIDN'T toss the mike to C2C space advisor Richard C. Hoagland (or mention RCH's upcoming special guest-hosting on this very topic).

[Juan Cena]

Through all of this scripture citation:

HE'S JUST ANOTHER ASSHOLE GOING ON A RADIO SHOW TO SELL HIS BOOK.

A lawyer, and a pastor, and an author... Ahem... You're a bullshit artist times 10. Do you also have a great sales and marketing opportunity to introduce me to, next episode?

He also has no obvious clue about how Muslims beliefs that Jesus was a prophet (though not the Son of God)

[nbirnes]

Had to tune out End Times Story Time, but did notice in the "News" segment, Dave reported NASA's  New Horizens probe having a big mishap on July 4, possibly jeopardizing the Pluto flyby on the 14th, and DIDN'T toss the mike to C2C space advisor Richard C. Hoagland (or mention RCH's upcoming special guest-hosting on this very topic).

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Don't torture yourself. That's our job.

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[paladin1991]

You know, if all you long-sufferers want to cleanse your palate, you could tune into Bella-Haven right now:

http://50.7.71.219:7453/live.m3u

Live happenin' tunes and then a chat between Art Bell fans to plan the Blitz.

Don't torture yourself. That's our job.

http://bellahaven.paranormal.chat

🌸Bella🌸

Thanks kiddo.  I'm out of the C2C in....three....two....gone.

[nbirnes]

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Just call me Nurse Nancy. Or, maybe not. Just get out of there. It's toxic. 🌸Bella🌸

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

He also has no obvious clue about how Muslims beliefs that Jesus was a prophet (though not the Son of God)

Yeah I caught that.  He's also toolishly underinformed about oil production. He just said Israel is the #1 producer of gas/oil. Apparently his "foretold facts" haven't taken into account the U.S. dominance in this commodity.

He just answered a caller's concerns about the Internet with "I try never to think outside what the bible says." And Noory just complimented him with "Your insight is just amazing. It really is."

The Bible is the word of God. Know how I know that for a fact? Because the Bible says so. And the Bible is never wrong or speculative. Guess how I know that... The Bible tells me so.

[trostol]

so near 3 am and huge crash on the last lap of the Nascar race that started at like..1130 ..guy goes into the fence..lands upside down..car a wreck..driver gets out and walks away like nothing happened lol

and then we have Dave lol

[UFQuack]

This guy reminds me of a character called Apostle BG by comedian Josh Robert Thompson, he was the voice of Geoff the robot skeleton on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjYuPDFU2hU#t=18

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Had to tune out End Times Story Time, but did notice in the "News" segment, Dave reported NASA's  New Horizens probe having a big mishap on July 4, possibly jeopardizing the Pluto flyby on the 14th, and DIDN'T toss the mike to C2C space advisor Richard C. Hoagland (or mention RCH's upcoming special guest-hosting on this very topic).

He should at least let people know Richard won't be hosting that program anymore.

[trostol]

He should at least let people know Richard won't be hosting that program anymore.

he wont..he will get a replacement and move on like nothing happened

[Jocko Johnson]

Must ck this photo out...there are no words to describe this...

http://www.alienjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pirategeorge.jpg

[21st Century Man]

They played George's song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezI74z9RD4g

[pate]

Eardrums bleeding?

Try sum tooomeracica!  Heh, 'murica?

What I 'ave to colloidal silver ye>?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np4Ug8nThaE

Apolgies...