George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

My local AM station had been playing a "replay" of the past night's C2C in the time slot of 7-9pm. However, this afternoon I heard a commercial that some investment show will be playing at that time, likely one of those "paid to play" shows that usually are only on weekends. Even they know GNS.

[CornyCrow]

My local AM station had been playing a "replay" of the past night's C2C in the time slot of 7-9pm. However, this afternoon I heard a commercial that some investment show will be playing at that time, likely one of those "paid to play" shows that usually are only on weekends. Even they know GNS.

Am I right in assuming that they make more from the infomercial than they would by the advertisers of Dave's program?  I don't know much about the business. 

[Keyser Söze]

Petition Filed to Remove Noory from Coast to Coast ...

Petition published by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2015, at Go Petition.com

Remove George Noory

Petition Background (Preamble):
We the undersigned hereby affirm that George Noory is incompetent as a radio talk show host. He is grossly uninformed on the topics. He has dumbed-down the program to where it is no longer enjoyable nor entertaining. His diction is lousy. His grammar is lousy. He is a poor reader. He is rude to guests and callers.

We are not requesting Art Bell to return. But there are many, many much more qualified hosts than Noory. Though our numbers may be small, our passion for the Coast To Coast AM program and the topics covered is great.

What was once an interesting, highly entertaining program has been reduced to an immature, tongue-in-cheek, shoddy, insult to intelligence.

Go Petition.com http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/remove-george-noory.html

Well, I am sure Snoory, Tommy and Pemrat will enjoy this.  I discovered this petition while perusing C2C Facebook page, someone linked to it in the comments thread.

[karios8]

That petition has 40 signatures and 135 facebook shares !? 

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

Petition Filed to Remove Noory from Coast to Coast ...

Petition published by Anonymous on Jun 18, 2015, at Go Petition.com

Remove George Noory

Petition Background (Preamble):
We the undersigned hereby affirm that George Noory is incompetent as a radio talk show host. He is grossly uninformed on the topics. He has dumbed-down the program to where it is no longer enjoyable nor entertaining. His diction is lousy. His grammar is lousy. He is a poor reader. He is rude to guests and callers.


We are not requesting Art Bell to return. But there are many, many much more qualified hosts than Noory. Though our numbers may be small, our passion for the Coast To Coast AM program and the topics covered is great.

What was once an interesting, highly entertaining program has been reduced to an immature, tongue-in-cheek, shoddy, insult to intelligence.

Go Petition.com http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/remove-george-noory.html

Well, I am sure Snoory, Tommy and Pemrat will enjoy this.  I discovered this petition while perusing C2C Facebook page, someone linked to it in the comments thread.

I want Two Tonne Tommy to host.

[Dateline]

Petitions are an important part of the Democratic process.

[NoMoreNoory]

That petition has 40 signatures and 135 facebook shares !? 

41 now

[Rico999]

Fuckin' sick fuck Dave!  Damn!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

George seems to be getting a lot of information from the Numbers Lady lately.  Wha'sh goin' on?

[NoMoreNoory]

NASA finds a 'pyramid' shaped mountain on Ceres and a member of the public spots what appears to be a pyramid-shaped object in one of Curiosity's pics from Mars.
George Noory tells us skinny jeans may be bad for our health.


-GNS

[Keyser Söze]

That petition has 40 signatures and 135 facebook shares !? 

I think it is a BellGab Civic Duty to Vote.

[Juan Cena]

Dave can't understand why our ancestors would want to bang Neanderthals.

He probably doesn't get interracial relationships, either.

[Juan Cena]

George seems to be getting a lot of information from the Numbers Lady lately.  Wha'sh goin' on?

Has she taught Dave how to count beyond ten yet?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Gawd Michael Cremo is such a bore and an idiot.  Perfect material for C2C.

[ZHero]

Dave can't understand why our ancestors would want to bang Neanderthals.

He probably doesn't get interracial relationships, either.

And yet, if a Neanderthal signed up for his premium Paranormal dating service, he'd be glad to take their money.
Dave: Anti-neanderthal racist.

[trostol]

MR Cremo wheat is both dull and says neanderthal weird

[21st Century Man]

The Nordeeks?   

Also, Jorch in the news segment talks about how a dead fetus was discovered in a 90 year old lady.  Stay classy, Jorch, you sick fuck.

[Keyser Söze]

The Nordeeks?   

Also, Jorch in the news segment talks about how a dead fetus was discovered in a 90 year old lady.  Stay classy, Jorch, you sick fuck.

LOL

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Neanderthals have been considered a homo sapiens subspecies for decades.   Cremo calls them 'ape-men' and thinks it's a great mainstream-bucking revelation of his that they co-inhabited with our ancestors.  Sorry, that kind of stuff really grates on me.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

Cremo... Boring. Low energy delivery. Useless topic. This is really painful. 

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave just re-defined making a bad joke that nobody responds to as 'making a rhetorical'.

[ZHero]

Dave just re-defined making a bad joke that nobody responds to as 'making a rhetorical'.

Dave; king of the faux pas.

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

This guy can't talk.  "Uh, uh, they're, uh uh, the birth rates uh, uh, don't match, and uh, uh.... There must be, uh, something to that.. Ya know and uh...."

This show has become a parade of losers.

[Guy From V]

Am I right to assume "Dave" is Mushmouth?

[UFQuack]

Not sure I believe what I'm listening to tonight. These callers would like to choose who should live and who should die.

Meanwhile Jorch reassures them that we'll be hit with an asteroid.

[Morgus]

So Noory is dumping the guest early again so he can go to sound off open lines for the last hour.
He gets to play that old network movie clip again for the umpteenth time.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Aww, I turned it off and forgot to turn it back on.

[Paradox]

So Noory is dumping the guest early again so he can go to sound off open lines for the last hour.
He gets to play that old network movie clip again for the umpteenth time.

I think that movie really resonated with Dave. 

[Guy From V]

These are some stupid callers tonight and the answers they are getting aren't going to do them any good, either.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's weird, but this caller's voice always sounds like a scratchy vinyl record.