George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

George Noory (aged 5): 'If you play around with the word Stan, it almost sounds like Satan'...

Also weird thing is Uzbekistan, kinda sounds like UzbekiSatan. 

[21st Century Man]

Satan and Ollie.

[Étouffée]

Satan and Ollie.

Watch out...the estate of Laurel may sue!!  (but you made me laugh).

[21st Century Man]

Watch out...the estate of Laurel may sue!!  (but you made me laugh).

LOL.  I will make a personal apology to the estate if necessary. I'll tell them the Noorie made me do it.


I'm a very big fan of those two.

[21st Century Man]

Oh geez,  I've just realized I also better burn all of my old Marvel Comics.  Satan Lee wrote most of them.

[nooryisawesome]

Noory is surfing bellgab during a show again. Sent another email to MV during his show this time

[21st Century Man]

Noory is surfing bellgab during a show again. Sent another email to MV during his show this time

Thanks for the warning.  MV doesn't need the Noorie breathing down his neck.

[Jorch Einstein]

Did Jorch's main squeeze Annie from Alabama call in yet? On Knapp's show last night she made the brilliant statement that reptoids shouldn't be given constitutional rights. My, what a towering intellect. I can see why Jorch has the hots for her.

[Nick el Ass]

Noory is surfing bellgab during a show again. Sent another email to MV during his show this time

I'm sad that my internet dropped, and took a while to get up and going. Noorie is a sad man.


/The ghosts were nice to me, and turned of the show.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm sad that my internet dropped, and took a while to get up and going. Noorie is a sad man.


/The ghosts were nice to me, and turned of the show.

Yes, Dave should be trying to improve the show and be the best he can be. Yet he is busy pming MV threats during c2c live.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch, if you have any class left, please stop bullying people like this.  We have the right to hold you in contempt for your lack of competency on terrestrial radio.  You engage in these tactics any further and you will be outed everywhere as the sleaze ball that you really are.

[zeebo]

Man the callers tonite were more unsettling than the topic itself.  Hope things lighten up during those ramos ophen rinds.

[brujo]

How many times can he ask the guest the same questions?

...and the suck goes on...

[nooryisawesome]

Dave, " what about possessed dogs?"


Lol someone mentions art bell.. Noory huffs out a thank yew

[Jorch Einstein]

Hey Jorch, you're dumber than a box of rocks.

[Nick el Ass]

Dave: "So when do you hit the deck running?" "I seem to like that phrase."

[Nick el Ass]

Dave finally admits the man whose site he claimed his fan(s) wrecked doesn't even have one, hahahaha.

[zeebo]

Dave, " what about possessed dogs?"

He's covering all the bases, red-eyed devil dogs, that creepy doll he's obsessed with, and the obligatory Excorcist movie reference.

[nooryisawesome]

Haha Dave admits a caller fell asleep listening to his show.

[Nick el Ass]

Art: "Caller turn down your radio, and proceed." Dave: "Caller please wake up."

[brujo]

Pushing his supplements again...smh

GNS

[nooryisawesome]

Guest complains about medical problem Dave says he need to get him on his supplement system. There is then a long akward silent pause.

[21st Century Man]

Guest is on dialysis everyday and he wants to get back to exorcising spirits?  Dude, I think those days are over.

[Nick el Ass]

Pushing his supplements again...smh

GNS

He is like a drug dealer trying to give his guests a free line of turmeric to get them hooked.

[WOTR]

Man the callers tonite were more unsettling than the topic itself.  Hope things lighten up during those ramos ophen rinds.

I believe they are called "orphan rinds."

[WOTR]

Hey Jorch, you're dumber than a box of rocks.

See?  That is exactly where Dave will be able to claim liable. Possibly a truck box full of boulders would be smarter- but certainly he could outsmart a small box of pebbles.  You really have to be specific or you will land in hot water.

[nooryisawesome]

I believe they are called "orphan rinds."

Thought they were fumus  ummphin wines

[WOTR]

Thought they were fumus  ummphin wines

This is exactly why Art is getting away from broadcasting over AM.  Things can get garbled in translation.  I'm sure that if we all listened to a high quality internet broadcast we would agree that it was those "ramos orphan wines."  Each of us can only get one word right out of three through all of that static...

[nooryisawesome]

Angel refrence from Dave. Caller won't get to the fucking point and he is  self described insane. A 7 minute story from a caller to ask the guest if he read a book that the caller can't remember the title of.

[Nick el Ass]

This is a all time low for Dave, and C2C Am.