George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nick el Ass]

sNoory was Cat Scratch Fever'ed.

Ted Nugent decided to bite him in the ass.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs

[Nick el Ass]

Dave trying top say "heck of a" sounded more like Popeye's laugh.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRcyvBOWd2o

[Morgus]

Annie from Alabama made it on again just now, she was on last night and Friday night last week...

[zeebo]

Finally Annie called in, with a Missin' Millions update.

[zeebo]

Noory again tonight alerted he has a "big announcement" coming on Wed night.
I bet he will announce another new "long term contract" ?
He wants to get that signed before Art returns...

I was thinking he got a new karaoke machine, but you're probably right.

[brujo]

Finally Annie called in, with a Missin' Millions update.

Snorge is gonna find a lawyer to help her.

[21st Century Man]

Jimmy Durante impersonation.  :  I need to hear the real deal after that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsMaaKaAaBQ


And with that I will say goodnight, Mr. and Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.

[Nick el Ass]

Go ahead, and make us all happy by retiring Dave.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flvGmVgwkWk

[Nick el Ass]

Snorge is gonna find a lawyer to help her.

Than marry her, and run off with Tommy to Hawaii.

[wr250]

Lets make this easy for Jorch and his paralegal (Tommie) to find- right at the top.  Please feel free to PM me for my actual name so that you can sue me directly for slander.

The show still sucks.  There is no prep put into it (books unread and a quick wikipedia search to get info.)  The questions still appear to be read off of 3X5 cards.  Quacks, hucksters and frauds are often the guests hawking their products to a susceptible audience and Coast is not only complicit in the fleecing, but the main culprit by providing a platform for doctors who can "cure" cancer and "wishing machines."

From all that I can gather Jorch is intellectually dishonest, lazy and provides outright dangerous advice on his show (let's pull in the producers as well as they are the ones who book these guests.)  The network continues to provide this group with a platform to host what has oftentimes become a full length infomercial for dangerous "medical" advice (sorry, I realize that it is now a "split format", so the infomercial is usually only half of the show.)

The show sucks, the quality of the guests is in a state of free fall and the quality of the callers (likely indicative of the general listener) has suffered greatly under Jorch's watch.

I could go on, if that is not sufficient to be sued.  Please PM me directly from the GNoory account for my name.  You can then sue me or show up on my doorstep (I believe that was one of the past threats, no?)  The problem is that there is nothing in the above post that is not true... Coast stalled after Art sold it, and now there is concern that the creator is returning to take back the night...

***Or you can demand that MV give you my IP address and whatnot.  I'm posting this from a Non VPN masked IP.  MV also has my email address containing my real name (probably the only person on the net to have it without knowing me...)  I would encourage it to be turned over for nothing more than a polite request...

not bad for a closeted rat eating hatur.
noory has my name as well, as i sent him an email when i registered his gnoory nick in the chat room. the reason was two fold on that, 1. it was being abused by someone else, 2. it shows that george noory is using the gnoory nick.
as far as showing up on my doorstep, anyone showing up on my doorstep (without being a LEO or a court summons) and makes threats (legal or otherwise ) ,will be leaving my premises, by force if need be (ie the police). 

[PaulAtreides]

A plug for the big announcement followed by the Bob Dylan version of Knockin' on Heavens Door. I think Dave might be dying.

I've thought that for a long time.  The entire supplement and medical quackery thing suggests a certain desperation. 

[Northern Nights]

I'm picturing the paralegals laughing their asses off reading this thread, then having to quickly compose themselves when Dave phones them for a progress report.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm picturing the paralegals laughing their asses off reading this thread, then having to quickly compose themselves when Dave phones them for a progress report.

More than likely it is the same gal who though premier owned dark matter.

[Nick el Ass]

More than likely it is the same gal who though premier owned dark matter.

Maybe it is Lisa Lyon trying to act like a lawyer to scare people. I wouldn't put it past that crew to lie their asses off. These people don't even seem to know what they are doing, and Noorie's idea of liable is a joke.

[nooryisawesome]

Maybe it is Lisa Lyon trying to act like a lawyer to scare people. I wouldn't put it past that crew to lie their asses off. These people don't even seem to know what they are doing, and Noorie's idea of liable is a joke.

No, I think premier has a paralegal. It's the gal who threatened to take down u7 before it was moved to Ukraine. She started making false claims of premier ownership of darkmatter which is actually illegal to do if your claiming DMC and are not the actual owner.

In other words she is to the legal profession as what Dave is to radio host.

[PaulAtreides]

and Noorie's idea of liable is a joke.

libel

[aldousburbank]

libel

Lie Bell

[MV/Liberace!]

The GabCast is live tonight at 10PM Eastern, immediately following The Spec Sheet.  George Noory's handlers say he's going to call in to "clear the air".  It should be an interesting episode. 

Listen live at UFOShip.com/chat and call the show at 623-242-CAST(2278). 

George has agreed to take your calls.

[aldousburbank]

Should be a hoot.

[ItsOver]

I'll need to shower afterwards.

[NoMoreNoory]

The GabCast is live tonight at 10PM Eastern, immediately following The Spec Sheet.  George Noory's handlers say he's going to call in to "clear the air".  It should be an interesting episode. 

Listen live at UFOShip.com/chat and call the show at 623-242-CAST(2278). 

George has agreed to take your calls.

George has handlers? Tommee has great love handles: not quite the same thing.

[Nick el Ass]

libel

That is what it was supposed to say, hehe.

[Nick el Ass]

The GabCast is live tonight at 10PM Eastern, immediately following The Spec Sheet.  George Noory's handlers say he's going to call in to "clear the air".  It should be an interesting episode. 

Listen live at UFOShip.com/chat and call the show at 623-242-CAST(2278). 

George has agreed to take your calls.

Hello, Dave. How are yeeeeeeeew?

[NoMoreNoory]

Man the callers tonite were more unsettling than the topic itself.  Hope things lighten up during those ramos ophen rinds.

Very difficult listening, some of it, not even leavened by Dave referring to the guy who committed suicide 20 times (that would be 'attempted', David). Some troubled people who deserved something better than medieval mumbo jumbo about demons.
Craig Martin's own recipe for staving off those evil entities? Listen to music with 'less aggressive lyrics' and watch comedies. Please.
If only they'd known that in The Exorcist. A couple of episodes of I Love Lucy, and everything would have been fine.

Also enjoyed Dave, after establishing that there are only five or six demonologists, asking if they are 'geographically located'. If anyone knows any other way to be located, do let me know.

[lonevoice]

Hello, Dave. How are yeeeeeeeew?

Hahaha.  I support this tactic.  The funniest scenario for me would be for Dave to find that nobody on Bellgab wants to talk to him.   We can all just hover in the chat room and point and laugh at him.

If someone really feels like they simply must call, they could just ask their question and say they're going to "take my answer off the air" and hang up.  Possible questions for Dave:

1.  Hello, Dave. How are yeeeeew?
2.  If you're caught in the rain, does shoe polish pour off your 'stache, or do you use permanent hair dye?
3.  Is your wig real human hair, or synthetic?  Animal or human?
4.  How much does Tommee weigh?

[ItsOver]

Hahaha.  I support this tactic.  The funniest scenario for me would be for Dave to find that nobody on Bellgab wants to talk to him.   We can all just hover in the chat room and point and laugh at him.

If someone really feels like they simply must call, they could just ask their question and say they're going to "take my answer off the air" and hang up.  Possible questions for Dave:

1.  Hello, Dave. How are yeeeeew?
2.  If you're caught in the rain, does shoe polish pour off your 'stache, or do you use permanent hair dye?
3.  Is your wig real human hair, or synthetic?  Animal or human?
4.  How much does Tommee weigh?

5.  Have you thought about a singing career in Vegas and for God's sake why?

[albrecht]

5.  Have you thought about a singing career in Vegas and for God's sake why?

6. Does it disturb you that it seems the majority of callers who shower you with praise seem to be suffering from several mental illnesses or addiction? Do you feel any compunction about feeding or reinforcing their paranoia or delusions?

7. What happened to your charitable foundation intended to help out listeners who are on fixed incomes, disabled, or have medical bills?

[ItsOver]

8.  When is the next parade for you and Tommy and will you be riding in the clown car this time.

[aldousburbank]

9. Is the big annoushment going to be about the rumor that Hoover Vacuum is naming their newest, greatest, most powerful suction device "The Noory"?

[coaster]

If George takes calls, I might call in. Oh what fun it will be. hehe