George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[wr250]

Nope it's "Hoagie Hero" - see they're both sammiches, that's how he remembers.

that's also how he remembers hoagland .

[PathoJen]

I thought it was "Hogan's Hero." 

Oh yes! Hogan's Hero! My bad. I have a hard time keeping up with the Nooryisms, there are so many, I'm buried.

[Nick el Ass]

Nope it's "Hoagie Hero" - see they're both sammiches, that's how he remembers.

That is the secret. Dave is working on a pilot for a new tv show called Hoagland's Hero which will take place in stalig 19.5, and be about C2C listeners trying to escape the suck... and Tommy is the Klink like character who is trying to return to Mars with his fellow Nazis. Dave is the star/hero, writer, producer, and director while Hoagland is the co-star.

/There will be auotoerotic asphyxiation too.

[PathoJen]

That is the secret. Dave is working on a pilot for a new tv show called Hoagland's Hero which will take place in stalig 19.5, and be about C2C listeners trying to escape the suck... and Tommy is the Klink like character who is trying to return to Mars with his fellow Nazis. Dave is the star/hero, writer, producer, and director while Hoagland is the co-star.

/There will be auotoerotic asphyxiation too.

Wow, he wasn't joking when he said the announcement was big.

[ItsOver]

Oh yes! Hogan's Hero! My bad. I have a hard time keeping up with the Nooryisms, there are so many, I'm buried.

I'm surprised some university doesn't offer a specialized degree in Nooryisms or at least "Nooryisms, The Sounds of Suckage, an Intro."

[PathoJen]

I'm surprised some university doesn't offer a specialized degree in Nooryisms or at least "Nooryisms, The Sounds of Suckage, an Intro."

Oh yea, the University of Hawaii is offering this course if you are a journalism major. It's like a "don't let this happen to you" course.

[albrecht]

Oh yea, the University of Hawaii is offering this course if you are a journalism major. It's like a "don't let this happen to you" course.

Actually, in keeping with the subject of the course, they are calling it an "of course."
-GNS

[PathoJen]

Actually, in keeping with the subject of the course, they are calling it an "of course."
-GNS

[Nick el Ass]

Wow, he wasn't joking when he said the announcement was big.

Billy Mumy will be in it too, and his best friend from ZZ Top will perform the theme song. Ufo Phil can be a special guest who sneaks in to probe the captives.

[PathoJen]

Billy Mumy will be in it too, and his best friend from ZZ Top will perform the theme song. Ufo Phil can be a special guest who sneaks in to probe the captives.

Woah, woah, woah, this might just trump Midnight in the Desert.

[Nick el Ass]

Woah, woah, woah, this might just trump Midnight in the Desert.

It will be so bad they will cancel it in three episodes.

[Heather Wade]

You're pretty damn funny, for a squirrel, Zeeb. And you're probably correct, too. 

He's quite a catch. 

[PathoJen]

Beyond Belief is going to be priced at 99 cents per month forever.

Pennies a day!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm surprised some university doesn't offer a specialized degree in Nooryisms or at least "Nooryisms, The Sounds of Suckage, an Intro."

They might - if anyone had ever heard of George Noory

I think the spechul announschmunt is firing Linda again.  A sort of delayed Aprul joke

[ItsOver]

They might - if anyone had ever heard of George Noory

I think the spechul announschmunt is firing Linda again.  A sort of delayed Aprul joke

They must have heard of Dave Noorie by now.

With Art's return, it would be a sweet payback if Linda would fire Jorch, for real.

[Nick el Ass]

They must have heard of Dave Noorie by now.

With Art's return, it would be a sweet payback if Linda would fire Jorch, for real.

He would quit, and become a stalker... and stand outside her house with his creepy bumper music blaring while screaming Linda I love yeeeeeew.

[PathoJen]

He would quit, and become a stalker... and stand outside her house with his creepy bumper music blaring while screaming Linda I love yeeeeeew.

Creepy indeed. He plays Kenny G for the love of God.

[UFQuack]

Is this the "big surprise" Jorch has been talking about? Jorch celebrates his birthday? Is that what all this lead up was for?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2015/06/04

In other words the announcement on wednesday is just to the next night's show!

[ItsOver]

He would quit, and become a stalker... and stand outside her house with his creepy bumper music blaring while screaming Linda I love yeeeeeew.

Followed by his crooning rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You."  During which, Linda opens her bedroom window and pelts him with pizza rolls.  After which, Jorch asks "so how did you first know you loved me, Linda?"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Followed by his crooning rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You."  During which, Linda opens her bedroom window and pelts him with pizza rolls.  After which, Jorch asks "so how did you first know you loved me, Linda?"

That's beautiful.  If LMH could still have children, that story would carry through the generations.

[ItsOver]

Is this the "big surprise" Jorch has been talking about? Jorch celebrates his birthday? Is that what all this lead up was for?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2015/06/04

In other words the announcement on wednesday is just to the next night's show!

Boy is that going to be a posterior smooching contest.  Of course, Dave will be his usual faux modest self.  :

[PathoJen]

Is this the "big surprise" Jorch has been talking about? Jorch celebrates his birthday? Is that what all this lead up was for?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2015/06/04

In other words the announcement on wednesday is just to the next night's show!

Wth. He said he's been working on it for months! He never said 12 months.

[coaster]

What the hell does any of this mean? "Joshua Cutchin, joins George Knapp to discuss his analysis of the food and drink offered by aliens, faeries, and Sasquatch. The offerings are often not what they appear to be: some liquids have healing or aphrodisiac qualities, some foods expand awareness, and there are ointments that reveal an invisible world."
I feel sorry for George Knapp.

[Nick el Ass]

What the hell does any of this mean? "Joshua Cutchin, joins George Knapp to discuss his analysis of the food and drink offered by aliens, faeries, and Sasquatch. The offerings are often not what they appear to be: some liquids have healing or aphrodisiac qualities, some foods expand awareness, and there are ointments that reveal an invisible world."
I feel sorry for George Knapp.

Wow. There are no words... and even with Knapp as the host I'm going to listen to an old Art show.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What the hell does any of this mean? "Joshua Cutchin, joins George Knapp to discuss his analysis of the food and drink offered by aliens, faeries, and Sasquatch. The offerings are often not what they appear to be: some liquids have healing or aphrodisiac qualities, some foods expand awareness, and there are ointments that reveal an invisible world."
I feel sorry for George Knapp.

Yeah, I got the same vibe when I looked at it earlier.

[albrecht]

That's beautiful.  If LMH could still have children, that story would carry through the generations.

She maybe could with alien technology (or like that German woman of 65 years who supposedly had quadruplets.) Traveled to the Ukraine for 'treatment' to do so. No word if Ed Dames was involved, at least in the viewing.
-GNS

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

She maybe could with alien technology (or like that German woman of 65 years who supposedly had quadruplets.) Traveled to the Ukraine for 'treatment' to do so. No word if Ed Dames was involved, at least in the viewing.
-GNS

Cow placentas?

Aww man, that was terrible.  Sorry.  I find LMH one of the only, if not the only, voice of reason and objectivity on Noory's C2C.

[ItsOver]

Poor Knapp.  His guests have fallen to the Dave suckage level.  Dave has said he is involved in the guest selection.  Not sure about Knapp's guests but it sure looks like it.

[albrecht]

Cow placentas?

Aww man, that was terrible.  Sorry.  I find LMH one of the only, if not the only, voice of reason and objectivity on Noory's C2C.

I enjoy her shows also. Can't wait until, hopefully, she is on MITD as a frequent guest.
-GNS

[zeebo]

He's quite a catch.

Ha not so easy to catch though, with all my scurrying about.