George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[NoMoreNoory]

Craig S Martin is 'one of the world's foremost recognized demonologists.', according to Dave.

Trying to break down that mumbo jumbo of a meaningless sentence would give me a major headache at this time of night.

Apparently, Martin got going on this because he used to see what sounds like Norman Bates' mother in his closet during his nap time when he was 3. Palm and face are already engaged.

[aldousburbank]

Maybe that mofo is actually the Zodiac Killer.

Ahh, thus the Gnoory/Falkie connection. I get it.   

[WOTR]

dang wotr1 I hope I never make you mad. You are laying down the law to dave and his crew, great post

I appreciate it... The funny thing is that I was starting to forget about Dave a little until GNoory reminded me that he is desperate and sucks.

[Juan Cena]

I'm not saying that there are bodies buried in his basement, but there probably are.

Wait: Are Dave Noory and Craig James the same person?

[Nick el Ass]

The spirits will result in him being dumped for Lionel Fanthorpe if he doesn't watch out.

[NoMoreNoory]

Demons automatically kill birds, says Martin. Automatically, wtf??

Scratchy phone connection, and we are seriously blaming the spirits. Slow motion train wreck is underway.

[PathoJen]

Demons automatically kill birds, says Martin. Automatically, wtf??

Scratchy phone connection, and we are seriously blaming the spirits. Slow motion train wreck is underway.

What on earth is that supposed to mean!? That's crazy talk.

[21st Century Man]

How could his website be slammed when you haven't even posted a link to it on the Coast website, Jorch?

[Nick el Ass]

The site is getting slammed when you never posted the link on your own, hmmmm. Stupid spirits are running amok.

[trostol]

How could his website be slammed when you haven't even posted a link to it on the Coast website, Jorch?

was wondering that also and the site he said is like some haunted house site lol

[zeebo]

The site is getting slammed when you never posted the link on your own.

He's referring to the imaginary site in his fantasy mind world.  He can post links there just by thinking it.

[starrmtn001]

Can't believe I'm staying up to listen Dave Schmuck.  But the way things are ramping up now, I might hear something "interesting."  Yes, that would be a first.

[21st Century Man]

I believe the guest though he may be jumping the gun regarding spiritual interference on his phone line. Demons do kill animals every now and then.  Birds probably for the most part stay away from Craig's house though due to the activity.

[zeebo]

Wtf is this bumper music?  Is this the Partridge Family?

[Nick el Ass]

Nice bumper, facepalm.

[Nick el Ass]

Wtf is this bumper music?  Is this the Partridge Family?

Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgPVKEKrSg

[21st Century Man]

Nice bumper, facepalm.

I like the groovy fuzz guitar.

[starrmtn001]

"Just hang on to what you got . . . "  Yeah Dave, you do that lol.

[zeebo]

Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons.

The validity of your facepalm comment is confirmed.

[21st Century Man]

Here we go with the stupid questions.  "Why are they so evil, Craig?"  :

[zeebo]

Here we go with the stupid questions.  "Why are they so evil, Craig?"  :

Soon to come:

"What is it they want?"

"Will we ever get the answers here?"

"What do you think about weegee boards?"

"Out of your entire career, what's your single most amazing story?"

[trostol]

Here we go with the stupid questions.  "Why are they so evil, Craig?"  :

or better yet..bring up the guy that killed himself again and jump to the the conclusion he was possessed by an evil spirit

[starrmtn001]

Oh yeah.  This is why I don't listen to dave.  Goodnight everyone.

[Nick el Ass]

The guy in the Falkie story must have been possessed when he jumped to his death because he had millions of dollars. Ummm, Dave money can't buy happiness... and some well off people can't handle pressure. Than he could have been facing prison time too you moron.

[21st Century Man]

Soon to come:

"What is it they want?"

"Will we ever get the answers here?"

"What do you think about weegee boards?"

"Out of your entire career, what's your single most amazing story?"

"I think psychic vampires are evil.  Are these vampires demonic?"

[21st Century Man]

So exorcisms only take a few minutes?  He lost me there.

[NoMoreNoory]

George Noory (aged 5): 'If you play around with the word Stan, it almost sounds like Satan'

Where is that loaded revolver? Can't take anymore of this steaming bullcrap. After two nights of intelligent radio with GK, this last hour has seemed even worse than usual.

[pyewacket]

George Noory (aged 5): 'If you play around with the word Stan, it almost sounds like Satan'

Where is that loaded revolver? Can't take anymore of this steaming bullcrap. After two nights of intelligent radio with GK, this last hour has seemed even worse than usual.

Don't do anything you'll regret! Just shut the radio off and back away.

[zeebo]

I like the groovy fuzz guitar.

Now let's not get all hippie, free love here.  George runs a family show.

[21st Century Man]

Now let's not get all hippie, free love here.  George runs a family show.

He better not listen on Friday then when Dave Schraeder talks paranormal sex with G. L. Davies.