George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[albrecht]

Noory spends most of each half hour trying to guess who the secret door guest is while the guest tries to speak in a disguised voice.

The Secret Door shows require serious drinking and/or drugs- not that I advocate anyone breaking any laws. So absurd and ridiculous that it turns from a normal bad Norry show to be a funny farce (much like other Norry shows but the disguised voices etc just take it to the next level.)
-GNS

[Izintit?]

The Secret Door shows require serious drinking and/or drugs- not that I advocate anyone breaking any laws. So absurd and ridiculous that it turns from a normal bad Norry show to be a funny farce (much like other Norry shows but the disguised voices etc just take it to the next level.)
-GNS

The first year was just ridiculous; now it`s guest abuse.

[Izintit?]

  Start the book burning bonfire now.  If Dave read books, he'd think the premise of "Fahrenheit 451" was a great idea and help you out.

He has the DVD. Keeps it right next to his "Faces of Death"  collection. GNS

[21st Century Man]

He has the DVD. Keeps it right next to his "Faces of Death"  collection. GNS

Hell, he probably produced The Faces of Death collection under a pseudonym.  He probably has a special dvd of stuff that was even too gruesome for that series.  I can see it now.  The Faces of Death: Dead Baby Edition.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch's favorite album cover.

[ItsOver]

Maybe something happened at the Contact in the Desert event over the weekend where Noory was supposed to host a panel?

Maybe Jimmy Synagogue and Dave decided to share some quality time.

[Dateline]

TBA will be Dr. Mitchell and Art Bell available by Skype since Art was not allowed on at Contact in the Desert.

[PathoJen]

Jorch's favorite album cover.

Hey, did you hear about the book he's planning on writing?
“I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.”

[chefist]

Maybe something happened at the Contact in the Desert event over the weekend where Noory was supposed to host a panel?

Every Dave answer....portal...angel

[nextgen.fm]

The clock is ticking Jorch!

[starrmtn001]

Maybe Jimmy Synagogue and Dave decided to share some quality time.

I wonder whether they invited Tommy.

[NoMoreNoory]

As I type, the app still has TBA.
The website now shows:

First Half: Demonologist Craig S. Martin, who founded Shasta Supernatural Investigators in 1979, will discuss ghosts, malevolent inhuman spirits, and what people can do to combat hauntings or spirit infestations.

And complete silence about the second half. Is Lionel busy, does anybody know?

[zeebo]

As I type, the app still has TBA.
The website now shows:

First Half: Demonologist Craig S. Martin, who founded Shasta Supernatural Investigators in 1979, will discuss ghosts, malevolent inhuman spirits, and what people can do to combat hauntings or spirit infestations.

And complete silence about the second half. Is Lionel busy, does anybody know?

Website now shows second half is ... well, to put it like Pate would say:  those frumus umphen wines.

[NoMoreNoory]

Website now shows second half is ... well, to put it like Pate would say:  those frumus umphen wines.

Ah, yes. Those frameless lopin' lions.

[21st Century Man]

Website now shows second half is ... well, to put it like Pate would say:  those frumus umphen wines.

Wow, this is like a Friday show.  Is it too much to hope for that Jorch will have the next 2 nights off?

[21st Century Man]

OMG.  Stories about hauntings every other night this week!!  Be still my beating heart.

[PathoJen]

OMG.  Stories about hauntings every other night this week!!  Be still my beating heart.

Who's on tonight? Has he ever interviewed George Lutz? I loved when art interviewed him. And Malachi Martin. Be still MY heart.

[coaster]

I'm still dumbfounded by the description of last night's show. I really should have listened to it. There would have been so many wtf moments. I see Knapp leaving Coast in the near future.

[WOTR]

Lets make this easy for Jorch and his paralegal (Tommie) to find- right at the top.  Please feel free to PM me for my actual name so that you can sue me directly for slander.

The show still sucks.  There is no prep put into it (books unread and a quick wikipedia search to get info.)  The questions still appear to be read off of 3X5 cards.  Quacks, hucksters and frauds are often the guests hawking their products to a susceptible audience and Coast is not only complicit in the fleecing, but the main culprit by providing a platform for doctors who can "cure" cancer and "wishing machines."

From all that I can gather Jorch is intellectually dishonest, lazy and provides outright dangerous advice on his show (let's pull in the producers as well as they are the ones who book these guests.)  The network continues to provide this group with a platform to host what has oftentimes become a full length infomercial for dangerous "medical" advice (sorry, I realize that it is now a "split format", so the infomercial is usually only half of the show.)

The show sucks, the quality of the guests is in a state of free fall and the quality of the callers (likely indicative of the general listener) has suffered greatly under Jorch's watch.

I could go on, if that is not sufficient to be sued.  Please PM me directly from the GNoory account for my name.  You can then sue me or show up on my doorstep (I believe that was one of the past threats, no?)  The problem is that there is nothing in the above post that is not true... Coast stalled after Art sold it, and now there is concern that the creator is returning to take back the night...

***Or you can demand that MV give you my IP address and whatnot.  I'm posting this from a Non VPN masked IP.  MV also has my email address containing my real name (probably the only person on the net to have it without knowing me...)  I would encourage it to be turned over for nothing more than a polite request...

[WOTR]

You know, the funny thing is that I had almost stopped posting on this thread.  I have paid very little attention to Coast since Art returned for the short stint and reminded me what the format could be...  It was good to be reminded that Jorch does indeed, still suck.

[21st Century Man]

Who's on tonight? Has he ever interviewed George Lutz? I loved when art interviewed him. And Malachi Martin. Be still MY heart.

Yeah, I think Jorch interviewed Lutz before he died.  If my memory is correct, Jorch didn't do a bad job.  Of course this was around 2005 when he didn't suck as much as he does now.

As for my be still my beating heart comment.  A gay man working for Taco Bell said that to me when I ordered 25 tacos for my parents and my brother when we lived in New Jersey.  I got a big laugh out of it and have never forgotten it.

[akwilly]

You know, the funny thing is that I had almost stopped posting on this thread.  I have paid very little attention to Coast since Art returned for the short stint and reminded me what the format could be...  It was good to be reminded that Jorch does indeed, still suck.

dang wotr1 I hope I never make you mad. You are laying down the law to dave and his crew, great post

[21st Century Man]

My memory failed me. It was Art who interviewed Lutz a couple times.   Sorry, Art.

[PathoJen]

My memory failed me. It was Art who interviewed Lutz a couple times.   Sorry, Art.

No wonder you have memories of the interview being good.

[aldousburbank]

Just when you think George couldn't suck anymore, he does.

[21st Century Man]

No wonder you have memories of the interview being good.

LOL.  I know!  Right?  Still I do remember those days and Jorch did not suck so much.  He seemed to try a bit harder in his first few years. He really started sucking badly around 2006.

[NoMoreNoory]

Aha! It's to be those 'Almost Full Moon Open Lines'.

-GNS

[trostol]

he brings up the death of a woman on safari by a lion..nothing more to it then that lol he is one sick SOB

[aldousburbank]

he brings up the death of a woman on safari by a lion..nothing more to it then that lol he is one sick SOB

I'm not saying that there are bodies buried in his basement, but there probably are.

[PathoJen]

I'm not saying that there are bodies buried in his basement, but there probably are.

Maybe that mofo is actually the Zodiac Killer.