George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

That is the secret. Dave is working on a pilot for a new tv show called Hoagland's Hero which will take place in stalig 19.5, and be about C2C listeners trying to escape the suck... and Tommy is the Klink like character who is trying to return to Mars with his fellow Nazis. ...

This sounds like a cross between Dr. Who, Prison Break, and one of Andrew Basiago's side trips.  Yeah I'd probably watch it.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Split show format looks like it's being phased into the weekend shows too.  Why should Knapp, Garr & co. have to pay because Noory's attention span sucks?

[Nick el Ass]

This sounds like a cross between Dr. Who, Prison Break, and one of Andrew Basiago's side trips.  Yeah I'd probably watch it.

I about lost it back when I first heard Hoagland on with Dave mention that was why the Nazis were involved in the NASA space program, and Noory just pretty much ignore it too. I think it could be interesting, but Dave would mess it up six ways to Sunday.

[Nick el Ass]

Split show format looks like it's being phased into the weekend shows too.  Why should Knapp, Garr & co. have to pay because Noory's attention span sucks?

Everyone has to suffer because of Dave's lack of skills.

[Dateline]

I wanted to understand, I really did, so I just watched a Youtube video on how to apply a toupee.

[ItsOver]

Everyone has to suffer because of Dave's lack of skills.

Dave's suckage must be spread throughout The C2C Kingdom of Nil.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Is this the "big surprise" Jorch has been talking about? Jorch celebrates his birthday? Is that what all this lead up was for?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2015/06/04

In other words the announcement on wednesday is just to the next night's show!

I heard him on Friday talking about how he never celebrated birthdays. Noory is full of shit, again.

[zeebo]

I heard him on Friday talking about how he never celebrated birthdays. ...

He celebrates reluctantly, to indulge his fans who insist he have his moment.  They have to express "what a great job" he's doing and how "important the service is" he does every nite etc.

[ItsOver]

The Night Chicken is wonderful.  So wonderful he doesn't even know it.  Therefore, he must be told.

[Izintit?]

He celebrates reluctantly, to indulge his fans who insist he have his moment.  They have to express "what a great job" he's doing and how "important the service is" he does every nite etc.

Yeah, he sounds real reluctant.That`s why he starts talking about in March right after he decompresses from from having to say "Feb." all month. Every year during his birthday when he gets a call from a young caller (usually male)  Ghoulish George will ask how old he is and when the caller replies (usually 25-35)  George asks "Want to sell me ten years ?"  It`s kind of creepy. GNS

[nooryisawesome]

I listened to a secret door show before with noory. Don't waste your time. It is josh warren, no knees lady and people of that ilk.

[Nick el Ass]

Dave's suckage must be spread throughout The C2C Kingdom of Nil.

Like the fucking plague. Soon it will take them all out except Knapp because he has mad skills, and will be picking up the bodies for burning.

[pyewacket]

He celebrates reluctantly, to indulge his fans who insist he have his moment.  They have to express "what a great job" he's doing and how "important the service is" he does every nite etc.

We Bellgabbers can't be slackers! Were you at practice for the big birthday bash tribute to Dave? This year we're going with a clashick- the triangle solo. I've been told that participation is madatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvbQKSaYQD8

[CornyCrow]

Followed by his crooning rendition of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You."  During which, Linda opens her bedroom window and pelts him with pizza rolls.  After which, Jorch asks "so how did you first know you loved me, Linda?"

That was REALLY funny, ItsOver. 

[ItsOver]

That was REALLY funny, ItsOver.

Thank yewwwwww!  GNS.

[PathoJen]

Do any of you remember when Gnoory said, "Did he have lamb legs?"? Referring to what a caller told him about the half man, half animal creature that was chasing her. Who the heck says "lamb legs"!!?!?!?

[starrmtn001]

Do any of you remember when Gnoory said, "Did he have lamb legs?"? Referring to what a caller told him about the half man, half animal creature that was chasing her. Who the heck says "lamb legs"!!?!?!?

Well, gn does.  Maybe he meant lamb chops???

gns

[ItsOver]

Do any of you remember when Gnoory said, "Did he have lamb legs?"? Referring to what a caller told him about the half man, half animal creature that was chasing her. Who the heck says "lamb legs"!!?!?!?

The same guy who says he has hind legs?

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg53641.html#msg53641

[PathoJen]

The same guy who says he has hind legs?

http://bellgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg53641.html#msg53641

haha! That's hilarious!

[Izintit?]

Do any of you remember when Gnoory said, "Did he have lamb legs?"? Referring to what a caller told him about the half man, half animal creature that was chasing her. Who the heck says "lamb legs"!!?!?!?

That`s what happens when George strays from his 3x5`s.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

We Bellgabbers can't be slackers! Were you at practice for the big birthday bash tribute to Dave? This year we're going with a clashick- the triangle solo. I've been told that participation is madatory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvbQKSaYQD8

Ha!  I wish George's Secret Door show would be like that.

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Neil Howe is the guest tomorrow.  His idea of how history is cyclical is really intriguing and has some pretty good research behind it.  Hoping for a good show.  Come on Noory, you can do this.

[zeebo]

... he starts talking about in March right after he decompresses from from having to say "Feb." ...

lol .. lucky for him Feb is the shortest month.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Neil Howe is the guest tomorrow.  His idea of how history is cyclical is really intriguing and has some pretty good research behind it.  Hoping for a good show.  Come on Noory, you can do this.

The Fourth Turning by William Strauss and Neil Howe is probably the only book I've bought as a result of listening to C2C, and that was an interview done with Art Bell.  I found the idea that we repeat our communal mistakes every four generations very intriguing and probably accurate.  With Noory at the helm, I'm sure I'll change my mind, decide he's a kook, and burn my copy.

[ItsOver]

The Fourth Turning by William Strauss and Neil Howe is probably the only book I've bought as a result of listening to C2C, and that was an interview done with Art Bell.  I found the idea that we repeat our communal mistakes every four generations very intriguing and probably accurate.  With Noory at the helm, I'm sure I'll change my mind, decide he's a kook, and burn my copy.

  Start the book burning bonfire now.  If Dave read books, he'd think the premise of "Fahrenheit 451" was a great idea and help you out.

[NoMoreNoory]

Neil Howe is the guest tomorrow.  His idea of how history is cyclical is really intriguing and has some pretty good research behind it.  Hoping for a good show.  Come on Noory, you can do this.

2195 Pages Of Suck say 'No, he can't.'

[Morgus]

I listened to a secret door show before with noory. Don't waste your time. It is josh warren, no knees lady and people of that ilk.

Noory spends most of each half hour trying to guess who the secret door guest is while the guest tries to speak in a disguised voice.

[Morgus]

Tonight's show is still showing as "TBA" on the c2cam website.
Thats strange even for Noory...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Tonight's show is still showing as "TBA" on the c2cam website.
Thats strange even for Noory...

Maybe he had another food related injury.

[Morgus]

Maybe he had another food related injury.

Maybe something happened at the Contact in the Desert event over the weekend where Noory was supposed to host a panel?