George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

Well, at least I still don't know if Rhett stays with Scarlett or if he dumps the snarky bitch.

[Heather Wade]

"The weirder the story, the better you get on."


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He... er... said that?  On.  The.  Radio.  ?

[Nick el Ass]

Haha Noory getting snippy with sidekick Tommy.

That divorce will be sloppy.

[Nick el Ass]

Dammit Nick, the movie is only 41 years old.  How dare you!!

Sorry.

[zeebo]

Noory had to mention again that he's "in the Torah".  According to him "you just never know".

[Morgus]

Here is Cornelius calling in again now, didn't he call in just last night?
Noory should say his name reminds him of a character from the Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes movie...

[21st Century Man]

He... er... said that?  On.  The.  Radio.  ?

That's what I thought I heard.  No one else commented on it so I'm sort of doubting my senses right now.  I'll have to double-check later.

[PChirp]

Corny from Louisiana!   

[21st Century Man]

Here is Cornelius calling in again now, didn't he call in just last night?
Noory should say his name reminds him of a character from the Charlton Heston Planet of the Apes movie...

Please don't tell me the ending of that movie either.  Dammit.

[trostol]

how do people keep putting Slenderman in the same group of other urban legends and such when he was a totally made up person on the internet

[Guy From V]

Damn, I am a prophet.

[Nick el Ass]

Wait... Corny might have had a stroke on air, and George compares it to Elvis singing. Wtf? As a huge Elvis fan that is about  the dumbest thing he has said until he asked for the tape of Ian's late night call. No mention of his own drunken posts here on BellGab.

[Alienigma]

I've listened to that clip of Ian calling in with his incoherent speech and he still made more sense than Dave.

[Heather Wade]

That's what I thought I heard.  No one else commented on it so I'm sort of doubting my senses right now.  I'll have to double-check later.

It sounds like a plausible Nooronism.  I shouldn't be this shocked, but I am.

[Nick el Ass]

"The weirder the story, the better you get on."


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That was his exact wording.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Soylent green is people. Spoiled.

And to serve man is a cookbook.

Well thanks a lot you two.  You just ruined my late evening plans.

[Guy From V]

Yeah i was just pulling into my driveway when George told the guy not to give away the ending of Soylent Green, that was pretty damn funny.  PS Anyone who doesn't know the ending either is a vegetable or doesn't give a shit, G.

[PChirp]

I've listened to that clip of Ian calling in with his incoherent speech and he still made more sense than Dave.

For those unaware...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxt7lhNE_4

Audio Gold!  Long live 'Threaten The Hoover!!'

[Nick el Ass]

Well thank a lot you two.  You just ruined my late evening plans.

To serve man is better than George's ghost written cookbook.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Corny from Louisiana!   

Noory very emphatically said Hello Cornellius.  I think he takes our advice to heart.

[Alienigma]

"Would you say you're blind or just visually impaired deeply?"

[PChirp]

Noory very emphatically said Hello Cornellius.  I think he takes our advice to heart.

[Nick el Ass]

Steve Irwin was doing what to her baby?

[Guy From V]

Do you know where Arlen, Texas is?

[MABUSE]

"Would you say you're blind or just visually impaired deeply?"

Yeah, why I tuned out years ago...

[Nick el Ass]

Tommy with premature etextulation.

[21st Century Man]

That was his exact wording.

Thanks Nick. I was doubting myself.

[zeebo]

So apparently not only does Noory sing at his events but he also invites the ladies up on stage to dance with him?  Ok bellgab women-folk .. dare to dream.

[Nick el Ass]

George was asked what his favorite scary movie is, and says Chucky because he didn't like him. Wtf, man!!!

[Nick el Ass]

So apparently not only does Noory sing at his events but he also invites the ladies up on stage to dance with him?  Ok bellgab women-folk .. dare to dream.

The ladies on here are smart. Only blind ladies can handle the mustachioed moron, and his rat hair wig.