George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nextgen.fm]

Falkie's new role on his program cannot come soon enough

oh god

hey paperboy, i've been away, what new devilry is this

[Juan]

I just got an email from a newly organized website for selling ACCO products.  They give free shipping through tomorrow for any order.  I'm thinking of sending George an index card organizer.

[nooryisawesome]

HAHAHA! C2C had to fess up that the Roswell Alien slide was actually a picture  mummified Indian child from a museum!
Who ever booked the guests for the show is dumber than a box of rocks! As Carlo's Mencia Sez, "Dee,Dee,Dee!"

On dark city batemans guest on the subject was very worried it was a mummy. He said it many of times during the show.

[ItsOver]

I just got an email from a newly organized website for selling ACCO products.  They give free shipping through tomorrow for any order.  I'm thinking of sending George an index card organizer.

Great idea.  I'm thinking of sending him this.

http://www.amazon.com/The-English-Language-Users-Guide/dp/1585101850

[Izintit?]

Great idea.  I'm thinking of sending him this.

http://www.amazon.com/The-English-Language-Users-Guide/dp/1585101850

As if George reads books.

[albrecht]

As if George reads books.

The book would be given away to a caller, unread and unopened, later this year when Norry tries to pretend to be generous when really it is just cleaning up the office of unread books. I also wonder if the books he gives away are actually received by the callers.
-GNS

[ItsOver]

I'll make sure to include a fingerpainting kit, an intro to the alphabet, and phonics are your friend.  Tommy can help him out. I thinks he's used to that.

[zeebo]

As if George reads books.

He reads the titles and even, as proved recently, the subtitles of books.

[Jorch Einstein]

Jorch went shopping for Tommy today.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Jorch went shopping for Tommy today.

I thought that was a loaf of french bread at first.

[NoMoreNoory]

My local station is playing something called "The best of George Noory."
George Noory sucks - at his best he sucks.

We call it The Least Worst Of George Noory.

[nextgen.fm]

breaking news everyone

george is reading the news

[NoMoreNoory]

Dave reporting on the biker battle at 'Twins [sic] Peaks'.

[ItsOver]

We call it The Least Worst Of George Noory.

"The Least Worst of Jorch Noory, Lost in Time."

[ItsOver]

Dave reporting on the biker battle at 'Twins [sic] Peaks'.

So Jorch is mis-reading the news.

[nextgen.fm]

The book uh Revelashun lol

[trostol]

bellarus..interesting pronunciation of it

[NoMoreNoory]

'This year is faster than last year' says Dave 15 minutes into the slowest four hours on radio.

[Juan Cena]

 
Snorge wasted a few minutes with Howard Bloom on his stupid observation of "time's getting faster?"

[popple]

'This year is faster than last year' says Dave 15 minutes into the slowest four hours on radio.

He says this every year. "I can't believe it's already almost JUNE!"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He says this every year. "I can't believe it's already almost JUNE!"

Hell, he says that in January.

[PB the Deplorable]

He says this every year. "I can't believe it's already almost JUNE!"

He's already worrying that Feb will soon be here

[trostol]

so...this guy is saying the beheadings were staged and George is back to his i would fight if i was being marched..i remember turning him off last time

[popple]

BEEWARE OF THE DREADED FEBREWEARY

[nextgen.fm]

5/7 trumpet blasts have sounded!

[trostol]

5/7 trumpet blasts have sounded!

thats just George backfiring

[popple]

Imagine ISIS just letting Gnoory go after half way cutting his head off.

"I have to admire his will to live. Let him go"

[NoMoreNoory]

thats just George backfiring

Tommee farting

[Juan Cena]

5/7 trumpet blasts have sounded!

There are supposed to be events accompanying the trumpet blasts in the book of Revelation, none of which, as far as I know, have happened.

[Juan Cena]

"Why don't we let them just fight it out?"

Because innocent people could get caught in the crossfire, dipwad.