George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Noory skipping out early with another "tribute".  Only Ufo Phil could really cap off this clashic.

[21st Century Man]

Noory skipping out early with another "tribute".  Only Ufo Phil could really cap off this clashic.

A final Ding!  Actually I rather enjoyed the repl....er tribute. They should have played more of it and no UFO Phil.

[Alienigma]

Only blind ladies can handle the mustachioed moron, and his rat hair wig.

Not just any rat wig, but the Rat King Super Toupee.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_(folklore)

[ItsOver]

Wow, from the number of overnight posts, Jorch must have really turned-up the setting on the suckulator last night.  Thankfully, it's a Dave-free weekend, with Good George on Sunday.  Hell, the topic is even.... UFO's!!! 

[Northern Nights]

It could be a variation of The Producers about a really bad radio show that takes the nation by storm.  Throw in some horror elements.  Art can have a part in it playing Professor Van Helsing to Noory's Chocula.

Done right, it could be the Rocky Horror of it's generation.

Picture the Friday late night movie crowd - each dressed as their favorite Coast, The Movie character - rising to its feet in unison to yell 'Hi Tommy' as he makes his first appearance in the second scene...

What a great concept!  Just think of the built in audience of 17.5 million former listeners just for starters.  How about scream queen Linnea Quigley as Lisa Lyon.  Maybe John Lithgow as Steven Quayle, or somebody else of a suitably kooky bent.

[michio]

Totally missed Annie from Alabama!   

Oh, you didn't miss too much.  She was talking about synchronicity and browsing Chinese websites for traditional Chinese medicine. Annie said most of those people are in Los Angeles, whoever they are. She spoke of a certain herb, not to be confused with a different herb, that's supposed to cure all sorts of maladies. I take it she thought it would help or cure Ian of his tinnitus. Georgie, who is a big believer in holistic medicine, told Annie that Ian would not try it, so don't bother suggesting it to him.

I'm overjoyed that Annie didn't recommend and/or order a supply of 'tooth of tiger,' 'claw of lion,' or some other rapidly disappearing and endangered animal that the Chinese think believe will enhance their sexual prowess or cure them of an affliction.

I like the following quote by Tim Minchin. "You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? Medicine."

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Did you know Annie from Alabama is a bounty hunter? This should be a movie.

[Izintit?]

Did you know Annie from Alabama is a bounty hunter? This should be a movie.

Bill and Annie could team up as a crime solving team- call it " Mason/Dixon" ! Kind of like Monk meets McCoud.

[wr250]

Wow, from the number of overnight posts, Jorch must have really turned-up the setting on the suckulator last night.  Thankfully, it's a Dave-free weekend, with Good George on Sunday.  Hell, the topic is even.... UFO's!!! 

yes, on-air cold readings ... always horrible radio.
followed by jorch fumbling open lines then taking off early again. finished with ufophil.

[Dateline]

Do you not feel the energy and synchronicity?

Bill, the AAA, and Annie, a match made in Coast heaven.  Think of all the possibilities.  There could be a three-way call with Norry on open lines.  Next, Norry, could pay their pay to one of his events and their first date.  Second date, a conference some new Agey Event, maybe for Annie an alternative health fair, or for Bill some cosmology conference.  Then, when the time arises, they could be married in the new Coast studio.  The Honeymoon could be at the Hawaii studio. 

I'll let the reins of fate begin. 

[ItsOver]

Annie as Bill's first lady?  Literally, no pun intended.  He deserves it.

[Northern Nights]

Wow, from the number of overnight posts, Jorch must have really turned-up the setting on the suckulator last night.

Indeed, I have to hear a replay of this one.  If Coast was a sporting event and Bellgab was ESPN it would qualify as an "instant classic", for all the wrong reasons of course.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Do you not feel the energy and synchronicity?

Bill, the AAA, and Annie, a match made in Coast heaven.  Think of all the possibilities.  There could be a three-way call with Norry on open lines.  Next, Norry, could pay their pay to one of his events and their first date.  Second date, a conference some new Agey Event, maybe for Annie an alternative health fair, or for Bill some cosmology conference.  Then, when the time arises, they could be married in the new Coast studio.  The Honeymoon could be at the Hawaii studio. 

I'll let the reins of fate begin.

Someone mentioned Bill and Annie during the abuse segment the other night.  I imagined them together.  It didn't go well.  Annie became abusive because Bill spent all his time with his telescope and book readin', and never helped catch the opossum.  Bill wasn't happy either.  He was a kept man.  They lived unhappily ever after.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Whoa he's really having a breakdown over living at home until his 40s!  This call explains so much about AAA.

George Senda .....

[ItsOver]

Indeed, I have to hear a replay of this one.  If Coast was a sporting event and Bellgab was ESPN it would qualify as an "instant classic", for all the wrong reasons of course.

Ha!  Of course for Jorch, all his crapfests are "classhics."

[coaster]

atheist amateur astronomer. what a dumb fucking way to describe yourself.

[Izintit?]

 I kinda felt sorry for Bill. You could tell Noory thought  Bill was gonna hammer the shiny psychic when he put him on what with George setting up the call with his statements about phoney psychics. Instead it turned out to be more of a Bill confessional. GNSbeyondrepair

[albrecht]

atheist amateur astronomer. what a dumb fucking way to describe yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/user/radioatheist
I think C2C should do a dating show and AAA and Annie hook up. I'll take Steve Quayle's daughter, and discuss Jade Helm, Giants, music, or whatever she wants....
-GNS

[ItsOver]

https://www.youtube.com/user/radioatheist
I think C2C should do a dating show and AAA and Annie hook up. I'll take Steve Quayle's daughter, and discuss Jade Helm, Giants, music, or whatever she wants....
-GNS

Damn.  Dave must be thinking impure thoughts.  I know I am.

[Scully]

... I'm just tired of Dave's political pandering. ...

Few things raise my hackles more than when Dave says no one knows his politics because he is neutral on the air. 

[Scully]

Okay, so I turned on the radio in the kitchen.

Noory cut off Bill from West Harford after he shared his emotional anguish, with Noory saying they had too many callers to spend more time with him.  George then filled the next ten or twelve minutes until the next break asking the guest questions and not taking calls.

How dense do the "I love you so much, George" callers have to be to not be bothered by stuff like this? 

[PB the Deplorable]

atheist amateur astronomer. what a dumb fucking way to describe yourself.

It's designed to get him a date.

I'm looking forward to Bill meeting George and doing all the talking during an interview

[PaulAtreides]

Few things raise my hackles more than when Dave says no one knows his politics because he is neutral on the air. 

Dave is a south St. Louis cracker.

[zeebo]

atheist amateur astronomer. what a dumb fucking way to describe yourself.

I'd like to call in and identify myself as an advanced agnostic astrologer.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Introducing George's new sponsor, for discerning listeners of Coast to Coast AM everywhere, or perhaps for George himself while interviewing one of those long winded guests who gets all sciencey and stuff.

[wr250]

I'd like to call in and identify myself as an advanced agnostic squirrel astrologer.

fixed

[UFQuack]

Hi my name is Bill and I'm an Atheistic Socialist Socialite aka. an ASS.

[Nick el Ass]

Introducing George's new sponsor, for discerning listeners of Coast to Coast AM everywhere, or perhaps for George himself while interviewing one of those long winded guests who gets all sciencey and stuff.

If they came in plastic we might find a few who couldn't handle George anymore, and offed themselves.

[Juan]

My local station is playing something called "The best of George Noory."  It has sNoory being talked over by the numbers lady.  Thasssh true, too.
Art's old bumper music, Cusco in this case, sounds old and tired.
George Noory sucks - at his best he sucks.

[PB the Deplorable]

My local station is playing something called "The best of George Noory."  It has sNoory being talked over by the numbers lady.  Thasssh true, too.
Art's old bumper music, Cusco in this case, sounds old and tired.
George Noory sucks - at his best he sucks.

Falkie's new role on his program cannot come soon enough