George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

Goddamn it's amazing to me how people, when talking about religion, just CAN'T stop themselves.  Just shut the fuck up and don't talk about it. And don't respond saying "he started it.." Just shut the fuck up for crying out loud. Unbelievable.

This woman is a full-of-shit big talker and is clearly desperate for validation. Lady - you're super powerful and a real rainmaker.  Feel better? Will you, too, shut the fuck up now? Everyone please kill yourselves.

First:  This made me friggin' crack up.

Second:  Your screen name makes me friggin' crack up.

Carry on.

[zeebo]

Thanks for your thoughts '1911, Ace, and '21.  For the record, I wasn't expecting divine intervention or anything like that.  For the sake of zeebo I'll leave it there.

No worries, if you guys carry this onto another thread I'll probably chime in myself.  Here I suggest we focus on something we know about for sure, like Noorie's suckage.

[rzr1911]

you can only blame Jorch Einstein. He started the whole religious debate. I was just suggesting to say something nice about Noory once in a while.

Sounds like somebody found Jesus or something.

[21st Century Man]

Yet another show about Edgar Cayce whose prophecies leave a lot to be desired.  Wasn't half the USA supposed to be under water by Y2K according to him. Maybe that was someone else.  As for Catherine Austin Fitts, shouldn't she be on the daytime talk shows?  Michael Savage would probably welcome her.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yet another show about Edgar Cayce whose prophecies leave a lot to be desired.  Wasn't half the USA supposed to be under water by Y2K according to him. Maybe that was someone else.  As for Catherine Austin Fitts, shouldn't she be on the daytime talk shows?  Michael Savage would probably welcome her.

They must be getting awfully desperate.  They only had Fitts scheduled earlier.  I thought she was more of a news segment guest.

[zeebo]

... I was just suggesting to say something nice about Noory once in a while.

It's kind of at odds with the theme here but it does happen sometimes actually. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Whatever happened to Lionel Fanthorpe?

[zeebo]

They must be getting awfully desperate.  They only had Fitts scheduled earlier.  I thought she was more of a news segment guest.

I always find it unsettling when someone giggles so much about such serious topics.

[21st Century Man]

you can only blame Jorch Einstein. He started the whole religious debate. I was just suggesting to say something nice about Noory once in a while.

I'm trying to think of something nice to say but I'm having a hard time with that. Sometimes he acts like a nice guy but he's really only being two-faced.  His actions speak louder than words.


He did do one good thing.  He did a good job countering the drivel that McCann quack was spouting.  He probably did something else that was good but that was probably a few years ago.  I can't think of what it was now.

[PChirp]

Don't know if I can endure another hour of Katy Fitts.  Jorch just addressed the fact that the price of ground beef has "gone to the moon", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.  I can only hope another "Gabber" phones in a call to Dave this evening to entertain me through my spreadsheets.   

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

First:  This made me friggin' crack up.

Second:  Your screen name makes me friggin' crack up.

Carry on.

My pleasure.  And this woman places herself at the center of every topic. "The cost of seed was up... And I said to the Speaker of the House, 'hey this is a problem' and the Speaker was like 'thank you so much for showing me the way' and I was like 'no sweat'. And all these men looked at me like 'why did we let a woman in here? Oh noooooo!!'"  No, lady. Everyone looks at you like "What a fucking jerk."

[nextgen.fm]

Don't know if I can endure another hour of Katy Fitts.  Jorch just addressed the fact that the price of ground beef has "gone to the moon", whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.  I can only hope another "Gabber" phones in a call to Dave this evening to entertain me through my spreadsheets.   

[21st Century Man]

Whatever happened to Lionel Fanthorpe?

He's still around. He pops in usually when the Noorie kicks off a guest.  I don't remember the last time the Noorie did that.  I miss a lot of shows.  I really don't know why I'm listening to the show tonight. 

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

In my head I keep saying "Katherine Often Shits" and/or "Katherine coughs then shits." Is that wrong of me?

[PChirp]

He's still around. He pops in usually when the Noorie kicks off a guest.  I don't remember the last time the Noorie did that.  I miss a lot of shows.  I really don't know why I'm listening to the show tonight.

I guess he's always on standby, like you say, when Dave decides to dump a guest and call the UK for a rousing reading of Springheel Jack.  For awhile, I thought Lionel was only brought on during holidays or something.  I'd love to be juvenile here and refer to Katy as "Katy Awesome Titts" but alas I've never seen the woman.   

[nextgen.fm]

It sounds like The Great Totino broke in to let everyone know about the 2 police officers shot in ferguson protest

can anyone confirm?

[zeebo]

I'm trying to think of something nice to say but I'm having a hard time with that. Sometimes he acts like a nice guy but he's really only being two-faced.  His actions speak louder than words.....

This is part of the problem.  I listened to him for a couple years and gave him the benefit of the doubt, but over time I saw how he actually relates to people and runs/neglects the show which made me change my mind. 

In spite of this, some of his shows still manage to be entertaining.  Ok there it is.  I said it.  I said something nice.

[PChirp]

It sounds like The Great Totino broke in to let everyone know about the 2 police officers shot in ferguson protest

can anyone confirm?

"The Great Totino", indeed. 

[PChirp]

This is part of the problem.  I listened to him for a couple years and gave him the benefit of the doubt, but over time I saw how he actually relates to people and runs/neglects the show which made me change my mind. 

In spite of this, some of his shows still manage to be entertaining.  Ok there it is.  I said it.  I said something nice.

When I heard him call into MV's Spec Sheet, I was astounded.  I could NOT believe how hospitable and cognizant George Noory actually was on the fly.  I just can't understand how he can go from being so "normal" on some freakin' podcast to being a total dumbshit on a nationally syndicated radio show for which he's well compensated.  Boggles the mind, it does. 

[21st Century Man]

I think its time to bring this chestnut out for another laugh.

Jorch "Elvis" Noory on the karaoke.  I thank God I never saw Jorch during his stage musical days.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9SVj7tQmFs

The video won't post so the above is the link.

Tried again but I still can't see it and it won't let me edit the post.

[Nick el Ass]

I will put off doing further research on Dave until I get further correspondence... but while doing some other work I missed the beginning of the show, and hope there was no further shoutouts to those of us who enjoy eating rats.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It sounds like The Great Totino broke in to let everyone know about the 2 police officers shot in ferguson protest

can anyone confirm?

Yes, it's on Reuters.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He's still around. He pops in usually when the Noorie kicks off a guest.  I don't remember the last time the Noorie did that.  I miss a lot of shows.  I really don't know why I'm listening to the show tonight.

I just wondered because they seem to be having such a hard time getting guests.

[Nick el Ass]

For someone who recently claimed to not do a lot of politics Dave sure asks every guest about the next election.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What a loud mouth caller, sorry I meant caller.

[zeebo]

...The video won't post so the above is the link.

Top tip:  Drop the "s" from "https".  Another top tip:  Never listen to Noory sing unless you've first taken a heavy tranquilizer to help dampen the shock.

[21st Century Man]

Top tip:  Drop the "s" from "https".  Another top tip:  Never listen to Noory sing unless you've first taken a heavy tranquilizer to help dampen the shock.

I did but the video still wouldn't post.  It just left a huge blank space where the video should have been.

[sydtron]

Dave just said his "staff" is working around the clock.

Hahahaha. Theres a soundbyte for yah. 

Fapfapfap

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I did but the video still wouldn't post.  It just left a huge blank space where the video should have been.

It's there.  You may just be having a hard time loading it, or the Bellgab server is slow.

[zeebo]

I did but the video still wouldn't post.  It just left a huge blank space where the video should have been.

Sounds like it has attained self-awareness and censored itself for us.