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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

popple

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
Publicly? This is bellgab. We're inside a closet. What we do in here is our business >:(

Nick el Ass

Quote from: popple on March 10, 2015, 01:06:44 PM
Publicly? This is bellgab. We're inside a closet. What we do in here is our business >:(


Who lives in a closet, and eats all the rats?!? BellGab Squarepants.

qaddisin

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.

I don't particularly care for George, but that doesn't mean I want rabid chipmunks to nibble on his fleshy bits.
I don't think there's much need for the sexual/personal life stuff when the man provides so much ammunition with the idiotic things he says.
But it's the internet, and it's easy to be exceedingly cruel when you don't have to look at the faces of the people you're making fun of.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?
After all, he isn't the one who quit his job a dozen times, right?
That was Art himself.
This obsession with bashing the guy forever is similar to some bullies on a schoolyard who hit on one kid, and everybody joins in because it's so funny, because you're not the target.
He works for the network that fucked Art and yes, Snorty does deserve our punishment for passively-aggressively doing the same thing to Art. People like Snorty and entities like Premiere need to called out.

ItsOver

Quote from: qaddisin on March 10, 2015, 01:22:02 PM
I don't particularly care for George, but that doesn't mean I want rabid chipmunks to nibble on his fleshy bits.
I don't think there's much need for the sexual/personal life stuff when the man provides so much ammunition with the idiotic things he says.
But it's the internet, and it's easy to be exceedingly cruel when you don't have to look at the faces of the people you're making fun of.
I don't think rabid chipmunks have much against Dave but rabid hamsters I can understand.

qaddisin

Quote from: ItsOver on March 10, 2015, 01:49:17 PM
I don't think rabid chipmunks have much against Dave but rabid hamsters I can understand.

Well that's true, too.

albrecht

I want caller "William in Madison" as a guest on a split-show. I want to finally hear his whole theory of Finno-Urghic languages, Atlantis, etc once and for all and be done with it! I want to say, or it is another frequent caller, that he is also the "Bill" that starts to go into communism, Jewish conspiracy and usually gets cut-off. Same guy or different caller?

A great line from Norry after an hour plus of discussion on Plato and Atlantis:
"Plato must have been one of a kind of his, err, era"
-GNS
ps: tomorrow a Gotti. How quickly will Norry mention Jimmy Hoffa and his interview with him?

zeebo

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 11:27:49 AM
Isn't it a bit shameful to publicly bully George Noory so much?...

I don't see it that way, I see the thread as an outlet where we express our exhasperation through healthy satire. 

Sure it annoys George to no end, but think of all the good it's done for humanity, all those poor souls like me channeling our annoyances here, as opposed to bashing our heads against the wall every nite.

Btw, like MV said earlier, I don't hate the guy either or wish suffering on him or anything like that.  But that said, some mockery is indicated for all the foolishness he spreads over our radio waves.

rzr1911

Quote from: Daggit on March 10, 2015, 01:02:39 PM
Says the guy who created this gem.
Methinks you doth troll.
No. I just try to become a better human. It's a lot of work unfortunately to reduce my wickedness.

Nick el Ass

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 02:06:16 PM
No. I just try to become a better human. It's a lot of work unfortunately to reduce my wickedness.


The change was rather abrupt. Now if only Dave Noorie could change his ways in such a manner.

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 02:06:16 PM
No. I just try to become a better human. It's a lot of work unfortunately to reduce my wickedness.
Ya all better tell George that he will need to start looking for a new job in about six months. Back to St. Louis maybe?

Juan Cena

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 10, 2015, 12:50:42 PM
I don't come here because of any great love for Art Bell. I come here because Jorch irks me so much. I have to admit Art is a better interviewer than Jorch, but then most people would be. And Art does strike me as a big drama queen. He could have stayed on Sirius. And he probably is not overbrimming with morals, since he married a young bride 3 months (!) after his previous wife's death. Still, I'd rather hear Art interviewing people than Jorch. At least he calls people on their B.S. sometimes, and makes them back things up.

My cousin remarried only a few months after her husband's death, so Art getting remarried so soon after Ramona's death doesn't sound too weird.

I just hate that Dave ruined Coast, a show we all loved when Art was at the helm.  Plus the fact he failed to improve despite attempts by members on here to give him constructive criticism which he ignored.  Seems he's trying hard to change his ways now but alas it's too late haha he sucks.  Ah well I can't help it.

Juan Cena

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 10, 2015, 09:48:59 AM
Not too sure about C2C being his first victim though... Dave is one sick-fuck. Someone really needs to check out his failed horse farm a little further. It's time for the GPR and cadaver dogs I think.

or maybe Chunga can investigate by standing around, mugging for the camera and acting like a douche

Maybe Snorge is really the guy killing all those people in the woods David Paulides talks about.  :o

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on March 10, 2015, 02:04:04 PM
I don't see it that way, I see the thread as an outlet where we express our exhasperation through healthy satire. 

Sure it annoys George to no end, but think of all the good it's done for humanity, all those poor souls like me channeling our annoyances here, as opposed to bashing our heads against the wall every nite.

Btw, like MV said earlier, I don't hate the guy either or wish suffering on him or anything like that.  But that said, some mockery is indicated for all the foolishness he spreads over our radio waves.
Good assessment, Zeeb, one I agree with.  I see it as the positive side of bullying.  Thanks, Jorch!

wr250

Quote from: MV on March 10, 2015, 12:47:59 PM
i can only speak for myself, but i don't personally hate george.  on the contrary, i suspect he's probably an alright guy overall, away from the microphone.  i just don't like what he did with the radio show i used to enjoy listening to.  but i don't wish death upon him or personally hate him.  i don't have the energy for it, even if i wanted to.
even though he (and his crappy tv show) cost you $50 ?

I didn't like a lot of the stuff said here when I first joined, and I still don't like most of the cheap shots aimed at humiiating George sexually or comparing him to bodily functions but I take my fair share of cheap shots nevertheless.  However we aren't ganging up on the nerd in highschool (I was the nerd incidently).  We're ganging up on someone who is either too lazy or is incapable of doing his job properly.  We're ganging up on someone who makes irresponsible, potentially damaging, on-air decisions because he seems unable to make that distinction. 

I would think an ordinary person, faced with such derision, would feel embarrased and make an effort to educate himself in material relevant to his program in order to avoid future embarassment.  I would think he would make a stronger effort to vet his guests properly.  But George is either unable, or being quite egocentric, sees these attacks as being very personal (well, who can blame him on that front) but doesn't connect them to his job performance.

Well, the point I was originally trying to make is that someone said "maybe this is the best George can do."  Perhaps that's true, but then he probably shouldn't be doing it.  I have difficulty communicating effectively in verbal settings, and I have avoided takng jobs where verbal communication and socialization are primary requirements of the job because I'm no good at it.  Kudos to George for giving it a shot, but if he's unable or unwilling to make the effort to up his game, shouldn't he be taking responsibility for that?  George potentially influences millions of people, and if he can't do his job responsibly, then perhaps our derision is, to a point, justified.

bound4bristol

Quote from: Jorch Einstein on March 10, 2015, 12:50:42 PM
I don't come here because of any great love for Art Bell. I come here because Jorch irks me so much.

Aye! Aye! I didn't come here to suck Art Bell's dick... I came here originally, in absolute exasperation. After a few years of Dave's constant butchering of even the simplest English phrases and his apparent drunken bumbling of interview after interview after interview, I had had enough... Surely I wasn't the only person on this planet to realise that George Noory was at best an unprepared, incompetent hack (and at worst a brain-dead, retarded ass-monkey). I felt like Rowdy Roddy Piper's Nada character in "They Live"... Could I really be the only one to have seen this travesty for what he truly was? I turned to my trusty ol' friend Google. Innocuously, I typed: "george noory sucks"... DING! DING! DING! Up came a link to this very thread. At that time, the thread was already hundreds of pages long. YES! Others see it too! Others see it too!!

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum

ItsOver

Exactly.  Do we want SW Airlines recruiting blind pilots?

bound4bristol

Quote from: ItsOver on March 10, 2015, 02:50:35 PM
Exactly.  Do we want SW Airlines recruiting blind pilots?

having flown on SW I only assumed that was corporate policy

ItsOver

Quote from: bound4bristol on March 10, 2015, 02:54:59 PM
having flown on SW I only assumed that was corporate policy
Don't you mean United, the PremRat of airlines?

rzr1911

You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.
Like your good deed of the day, or make it once per week if it's too hard at first.

If it is hard at first, you could watch this documentary. It helped me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zz8_MxcnzY

WildCard

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."
-Elie Wiesel

Like how this thread dries up when Art's posting.

bound4bristol

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.
Like your good deed of the day, or make it once per week if it's too hard at first.

George Noory is... a member derivative of the human species.

There! I did it!

WildCard

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.
Like your good deed of the day, or make it once per week if it's too hard at first.

Yeah . . . no.

Sounds like somebody found Jesus or something.

Bleefy

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better.

George Noory makes me feel better about my life because, hey, at least the high point of my day isn't animals and children being maimed and killed.

smithy

Quote from: From Somewhere Out There on March 10, 2015, 01:27:29 PM
He works for the network that fucked Art and yes, Snorty does deserve our punishment for passively-aggressively doing the same thing to Art. People like Snorty and entities like Premiere need to called out.

I agree.

If the Bellgab.com forum required users to sign a binding agreement to disclose information such as working for C2C, working for George Noory, working for Iheart, being a show guest, host, fan club member, or purchaser of products as the result of an advertisement on Coast and other such vital information before being given access to posting on bellgab, the bellgab site owner would be rich collecting penalty fees for poachers, posers and trolls. But then, there wouldn't be all these days spent trying to help the poor trolls get through their lives and carry out their jobs posting on this site per the boss's orders, just to get a paycheck.

Troll posts make for slightly annoying / amusing material.

zeebo

Quote from: rzr1911 on March 10, 2015, 03:06:17 PM
You should all try to say something nice about George Noory once a day. It will make you feel better...

I like 1/2 of his mustache.  (But I'm not saying which one.)

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: wr250 on March 10, 2015, 02:37:36 PM
even though he (and his crappy tv show) cost you $50 ?

well, i've made millions running this forum, so i guess it's just part of the package.

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