George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

"Chill"?  "Diplomatic?" Good thing for you I showed more compassion and understanding when you were drawn and quartered in public by the toxic "Major Damian".

That same poster attacked me. I responded appropriately. Unlike you, I have the good sense to stay out of shark infested water. End of story.

That the omnipresent "Major Ed Damian" hasn't been on this forum for many hours attests to the fact I am not alone in considering his assault entirely inappropriate.

What the hell do you want me to say?  I've been fucking trying to defend you.  It's apparent that nobody got the humor of your initial post today.  I initially took the post seriously and said you were right. The religious talk needed to end.  The Major didn't take your comment so well.  He shouldn't have taken your post as seriously as he did. He was wrong to attack you like that and you were wrong to respond in kind. I feel like I'm back in high school again.  Fuck this shit.

[zeebo]

Ok I admit it, earlier I had this guest mixed up with someone else, I thought he was that French guy who was all worked up seances.  This guy's a notch better.

[cowtown]

What the hell do you want me to say?  I've been fucking trying to defend you.  It's apparent that nobody got the humor of your initial post today.  I initially took the post seriously and said you were right. The religious talk needed to end.  The Major didn't take your comment so well.  He shouldn't have taken your post as seriously as he did. He was wrong to attack you like that and you were wrong to respond in kind. I feel like I'm back in high school again.  Fuck this shit.

Hey "21": I don't need "defending". If one of "Major Asshole's" clique (and you know who you are) had said the exact same thing I said: "Why don't you two get a room?" there would have been endless posts applauding the humor. But I - a virtually unknown poster - made the comment and elicited the wrath of the clueless and offensive "Major Asshole".  No, I was not "wrong to respond in kind". "Major Asshole" deserved it. It was long overdue. Several equally clueless posters have since insinuated I must be George Noory. You're right about one thing: Fuck this shit.

[Nick el Ass]

There is a whole lot of sucking going on in this show, and yet you guys find time to fight.

[SnapT]

Noory just ate a dead baby on the air, and you're missing it.

[zeebo]

There is a whole lot of sucking going on in this show, and yet you guys find time to fight.

Now see, that's the spirit.  All this suckage being wasted, sigh.

[NoMoreNoory]

Hey "21": I don't need "defending". If one of "Major Asshole's" clique (and you know who you are) had said the exact same thing I said: "Why don't you two get a room?" there would have been endless posts applauding the humor. But I - a virtually unknown poster - made the comment and elicited the wrath of the clueless and offensive "Major Asshole".  No, I was not "wrong to respond in kind". "Major Asshole" deserved it. It was long overdue. Several equally clueless posters have since insinuated I must be George Noory. You're right about one thing: Fuck this shit.

For what it's worth, Cowtown, your original Gideon's Bible post made me laugh.

Meanwhile......

"I love asking authors the favorite part of the book."
-Jorch Noorie age 5 1/4

[21st Century Man]

I'm just going to comment on the show.  I'm through involving myself in other people's spats.  I was peripherally involved so I felt a bit of responsibility. I wanted to help resolve the matter but I guess I should have just watched from the sidelines.  Give Peace a Chance.  What a joke.

[cowtown]

There is a whole lot of sucking going on in this show, and yet you guys find time to fight.

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

Besides, slinging "Major Ed Asshole's" toxic shit back at him is good basic training. Who knows. Someday the dreaded Noory Monster spitting sizzling pizza rolls may cross your path.

[Nick el Ass]

I imagine a Noorie monster would look a lot like Mario only with the ability to shoot flames after eating flaming hot pizza rolls instead of fire flowers.

[cowtown]

Noory just ate a dead baby on the air, and you're missing it.

Again?

Yawn.

This show is so fucking predictable.

[UFQuack]

Sounds like Jorch is a practicing spiritual elitist.

[zeebo]

I'm just going to comment on the show.  I'm through involving myself in other people's spats.  I was peripherally involved so I felt a bit of responsibility....

I'm not involved, but seemed like if nothing else your intentions were good. 

Give Peace Pizza Rolls a Chance.

Fixed.

[cowtown]

I imagine a Noorie monster would look a lot like Mario only with the ability to shoot flames after eating flaming hot pizza rolls instead of fire flowers.

When the Noory Monster runs out of sizzling hot pizza rolls, he puts his toupe on his ass and lights his farts. Boy, is Two Ton Tommy ever surprised when George tells him "that's not my face".

[21st Century Man]

Thanks, zeebo.  You get a ding, ding, ding with Give Pizza Rolls A Chance.  ROFLMAO.

[UFQuack]

Jorch, hotcakes are selling like pizza rolls.

[zeebo]

Wait I missed that, what book did George say was #1 on Amazon?  Was that his book?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I couldn't take the topic so bailed for the first guest.  I tried to imagine George speaking with a Hanz and Franz Austrian accent but that only worked for so long.  Right now I'm conducting an imaginary interview with Lionel Fanthorpe.  HaHa, I'd better get back to it.   He's got got this great story about some mummies moving around in a crypt. 

[cowtown]

I'm not involved, but seemed like if nothing else your intentions were good. 

Zeeb m'boy, like the sayin' goes, "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."

Ding ding ding.

Oh, Morticia, I wuv it when you quote Art Bell.

[21st Century Man]

The Noorie.  Courtesy of Basswood.

[nooryisawesome]

The crap monster strikes on coast 2 Coast again tonight.

[cowtown]

The crap monster strikes on coast 2 Coast again tonight.

When you hose down that crap monster what do you see?

[21st Century Man]

The crap monster strikes on coast 2 Coast again tonight.

I see a resemblance to the Noorie.  From my post on another thread.

"One must be wary when defecating because the Noorie tends to manifest from fresh excrement."

[NoMoreNoory]

Wait I missed that, what book did George say was #1 on Amazon?  Was that his book?

I only half-heard it. I assume he means the Psychic Lawyer's book.

[cowtown]

I couldn't take the topic so bailed for the first guest.  I tried to imagine George speaking with a Hanz and Franz Austrian accent but that only worked for so long.  Right now I'm conducting an imaginary interview with Lionel Fanthorpe.  HaHa, I'd better get back to it.   He's got got this great story about some mummies moving around in a crypt.

Noory: "Tommy und I vant to fuck you up!"

Lionel Fanthorpe: "Yes, George, indeed. There are bad baby mummies. When you've had a tumeric and C-A-R-N-I-V-O-R-A cocktail or two, you can even hear them crying in their crypt."

[Nick el Ass]

The crap monster strikes on coast 2 Coast again tonight.

I switched over to U7, and they are playing an open lines show... and Art is talking with women about why they go to the bathroom together.  Then came back to this image of the crap monster, hahaha.

[cowtown]

THE GEORGE NOORY SUCKS FORUM - PERCEPTION POP QUIZ:

What colors do you see?

Is George Noory White and Major Ed Asshole gold?

Or, is George Noory blue and Major Ed Asshole black?

Pass your papers to Tommy. When he's finished his 4th extra large pizza he will review:

Extra Credit Essay Question: Why did Noory forget his toupe and to apply shoe polish to his moustache?

[21st Century Man]

I only half-heard it. I assume he means the Psychic Lawyer's book.

I think the Noorie was talking about his own book.  I'll check into it.  I was only half-listening as well.

[21st Century Man]

The Noorie better play the Donovan song when he comes back from break.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Ed Dames makes Noory look good.