George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gassy Man]

The Millennials are not the Lost Generation -- that was 80 years ago.  The Millennials have been referred to as many other things, the most common being the Entitled Generation or the Narcissistic Generation.

[goldendeal]

Seems every time I send a "fast blast”, a few moments later I hear George mumble....it has happened 3 times now. I send the blast and wait a few moments and as the guest is taking I hear George grumble...This is really amazing as I didn't even know he could read.

[nextgen.fm]

i think George still eats pizza rolls honestly

[nextgen.fm]

You just nailed Jorch's sole contribution.  Too bad the publisher didn't properly capture Noory-phonetics.

Richard Belzer, the guy who starred in Homicide and Law and ORDER???

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The callers just went all over the place, talked about themselves, then accused millennials of being narcissistic. Not a TED talk now was it, Jake?
We need to make a youtube video prepping guests to be on the GN show.

COYS

[WOTR]

Joorch introduced a caller as Joe, and then of course added 'Go ahead, Joseph!'
Hearing what was clearly a woman's voice on the phone, Noory spluttered 'Oh! You must be....a Josephine. Josephine!'
'No. Mary-Jo'

I would have loved to have heard it.  Sadly, enduring the hours of torture is just not worth it when I can read it here and get the same laugh.

[136 or 142]

Sadly I have to yet again Noory, who, btw ROCKS!  (or has rocks in his head, one or the other)

1."I wonder if Hoaxland had to prostrate himself before Jorch and kiss his ring before Jorch let him back on Coast."

Both Noory and Hoaxland said he wasn't on the program because Hoagland said he was moving and the move, for some reason, became complicated. I don't know if we should believe this, especially given then length of time it took, but anyway...

2."Wait, Stallone is playing Greg Scarpa, The jailed mobster Peter Lance tried to paint as being some kind of American hero, and it fails to to register with Snorg"


While I believe Lance was on with George once to discuss Scarpa, he was primarily a guest with Ian Punnett. So, it doesn't really surprise me that Noory doesn't remember it.


On another matter though, I only listened to the news segment last night.  I noticed that George was quick to  bring up some stock market analyst who predicted the market would decline 60% this year, but never mentioned another analyst I heard on a different network who predicted the NYSE would top 20,000 at some point this year.
Andre Eggelletion was then brought on and, to his credit, didn't bight either way.  He did, however, mention a whole bunch of metrics that attempt to determine whether the stock market is overvalued or not, but never mentioned the simplest one of all: the price to earnings (p/e) ratio!


Cal Orey, a true embarrassment, said something like "I don't want to hurt my credibility" and then admitted  she "regularly consults with psychics."

[Juan Cena]

Sadly I have to yet again Noory, who, btw ROCKS!  (or has rocks in his head, one or the other)

1."I wonder if Hoaxland had to prostrate himself before Jorch and kiss his ring before Jorch let him back on Coast."

Both Noory and Hoaxland said he wasn't on the program because Hoagland said he was moving and the move, for some reason, became complicated. I don't know if we should believe this, especially given then length of time it took, but anyway...

2."Wait, Stallone is playing Greg Scarpa, The jailed mobster Peter Lance tried to paint as being some kind of American hero, and it fails to to register with Snorg"


While I believe Lance was on with George once to discuss Scarpa, he was primarily a guest with Ian Punnett. So, it doesn't really surprise me that Noory doesn't remember it.


On another matter though, I only listened to the news segment last night.  I noticed that George was quick to  bring up some stock market analyst who predicted the market would decline 60% this year, but never mentioned another analyst I heard on a different network who predicted the NYSE would top 20,000 at some point this year.
Andre Eggelletion was then brought on and, to his credit, didn't bight either way.  He did, however, mention a whole bunch of metrics that attempt to determine whether the stock market is overvalued or not, but never mentioned the simplest one of all: the price to earnings (p/e) ratio!


Cal Orey, a true embarrassment, said something like "I don't want to hurt my credibility" and then admitted  she "regularly consults with psychics."

I remember hearing Peter Lance on Snoory's weekday shows a number of times. But it still wouldn't surprise me if Snorge "Memento" Norry could't remember Lance's repeated tellings of the Scarpa story.

[Juan Cena]

The Millennials are not the Lost Generation -- that was 80 years ago.  The Millennials have been referred to as many other things, the most common being the Entitled Generation or the Narcissistic Generation.

I could've sworn the "Entitled" or "Narcissistic" generation was the Boomers.

[albrecht]

Richard Belzer, the guy who starred in Homicide and Law and ORDER???

Yep, the stand-up comic, Law&Order SVU, actor, and uber-conspiracy guy (and cousin of Fonzie.) He is actually pretty good as a guest because he can speak. His take on the "conspiracies" also differ than the more regular guests (Quayle, Jones, etc etc) in that he is more of a "lefty" politics-wise with regard to the conspiracies. More Mae Brussell like (but not as elaborate) in the conspiracy theories. He is big on the JFK murder deal.
-GNS
ps: as another poster mentioned. I'm listening to this "liquid luck" guy now and he makes we want to take an early "liquid lunch". And the guest ALSO seems to have a problem pronouncing the word "POWERFUL." Bizarre.

[136 or 142]

I remember hearing Peter Lance on Snoory's weekday shows a number of times. But it still wouldn't surprise me if Snorge "Memento" Norry could't remember Lance's repeated tellings of the Scarpa story.

I could be wrong, but I remember Peter Lance mostly being on with Ian.  Given that you likely have a superior memory to mine, I will take your word for it.

[albrecht]

I could be wrong, but I remember Peter Lance mostly being on with Ian.  Given that you likely have a superior memory to mine, I will take your word for it.

He has been on C2C with several hosts, including Norry. (Actually I was surprised how many times he has been on....)
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/lance-peter/6403
-GNS

[wr250]

tonights suckage:
weight loss and hollow moon featuring disappearing persons ...


ugg

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

tonights suckage:
weight loss and hollow moon featuring disappearing persons ...

A whole frickin' show based on the misuse of Clive Neal's expression "The moon was ringing like a bell" when describing lunar quakes.

http://www.nasa.gov/exploration/home/15mar_moonquakes_prt.htm

Coast to Coast accountable journalism at its finest.

The moon, however, is dry, cool and mostly rigid, like a chunk of stone or iron. So moonquakes set it vibrating like a tuning fork. Even if a moonquake isn't intense, "it just keeps going and going," Neal says.

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[136 or 142]

He has been on C2C with several hosts, including Norry. (Actually I was surprised how many times he has been on....)
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/lance-peter/6403
-GNS

Thanks for the fact check.  I was wrong.   I must have missed those shows.

[Gassy Man]

I could've sworn the "Entitled" or "Narcissistic" generation was the Boomers.

In many cases, they are the parents of Millennials, so how surprising is it that so many "experts" today say to indulge Millennials?  a few years ago, Time did a story where they called Baby Boomers the Me Generation and the Millennials the Me-Me-Me Generation.

[Juan Cena]

A whole frickin' show based on the misuse of Clive Neal's expression "The moon was ringing like a bell" when describing lunar quakes.

http://www.nasa.gov/exploration/home/15mar_moonquakes_prt.htm

Coast to Coast accountable journalism at its finest.

I think that's a first: "Coast to Coast" and "accountable journalism" used in the same sentence.

[bateman]

First Hour: Writer Gregg McBride used to weigh 450 pounds. He'll reveal his secrets to weight loss, and outline how all-or-nothing thinking sabotages New Year's weight loss resolutions.

Riveting programming ahead.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Riveting programming ahead.

A weight-loss guy at the start of the new year makes sense.

[albrecht]

A weight-loss guy at the start of the new year makes sense.

Yeah, but C2C is supposed to be a way to get away from the usual media crap. Of New Year's resolutions. (What is next show? Quit smoking? Will Art host!?) And, unless Tommy used the system and proves it by photos, I won't be listening. I might get flamed, or whatever, but it is a relatively simple concept (harder to do, I guess, depending on will power, circumstance, income, etc.) Input/Output. Sure there are "thyroid conditions" and, yes, there are genetic morph types but the big-boned and most fat people should focus on the simple. Input/Output equations. Less In/More Out, eating healthier foods, and more water and less Cokes. (Having said that a lot of people, especially in Hollywood and in the more upper-class (esp Northeast and for women usually) need some more input. Being skinny as camp survivor is not healthy either usually. And rethink your botox. Just a few decades ago that was something we were afraid of in canned goods. Now you are injecting yourself with it
-GNS

[ItsOver]

Riveting programming ahead.

I'm looking forward to when Jorch really hits the fringe with a show addressing the latest in cooking utensils.

[albrecht]

I'm looking forward to when Jorch really hits the fringe with a show addressing the latest in cooking utensils.

I actually would wonder how Norry would pronounce something like "spatula?" Or, more properly, how it would be garbled and mangled.
-GNS

[Major Ed Damien]

"First Hour: Writer Gregg McBride used to weigh 450 pounds . . . "


The Numbers Lady said,  "I would have charged him as if he were three people at 150 pounds apiece."

[ItsOver]

I actually would wonder how Norry would pronounce something like "spatula?" Or, more properly, how it would be garbled and mangled.
-GNS

With the challenge a tuning fork presented Jorch, a garlic press could be insurmountable. 

[3OctaveFart]

Noory said tonight he has 33 weeks of unused vacation.

Feel free to take them, George.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

With the challenge a tuning fork presented Jorch, a garlic press could be insurmountable.

[nextgen.fm]

even michael savage is taking unscreened calls now to George's eternal disgrace

[Major Ed Damien]

George:  ". . . in a (sic) ambush."

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Yeah it's Frosty the closet white supremacist who no other news program will allow on the air because 'they don't want to talk about this stuff'

[nextgen.fm]

nooory has a great news voice


but he makes too many mistakes...lol