George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I predict some form of the following:

"These new cars these days are amazing aren't they?  I mean what they're doing with them is really unbelievable."

[Major Ed Damien]

"What's up with these tailpipes on cars?"  Is that just a fad or is it here to stay?"

[michio]

Here's a sample of sNoory's latest mangling of the English language: If you have small children you may want them to leave the room. "their latest ALLbum."  I'm for humanity. And Josh Pee used him to speak for the world to any EBE's that may be listening? 

http://www.wordhippo.com/what-is/how-do-you-pronounce-the-word/album.html
http://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/album

[paladin1991]

Or this little gem will be forthcoming, "I keep trying to find the auto suck socket in my car, it doesn't seem to be listed in my owners manual.  Do you think it fell through a portal?  Or maybe the Angels don't want me to keep doing naughty things to myself?"

[Major Ed Damien]

George totaled his first car. 

Surprise.

And is lucky to be here today.

Right.

Mr. Banal strikes again.

[WOTR]

Well, usually.  *whistles innocently*

See how damn difficult this is? My first profile (WOTR) joined 2011 where you were 2012.  I have seniority and may take you out behind the woodshed if you don't shape up and treat newbies nicely.

On the other hand, this profile has 28 pages of posts and the other 20 for a total of 48 pages.  You have 52... So, perhaps you have contributed more in total and should be condescending towards me?

It would be so much easier if MV put it under our profile so I knew who to be nice to and who I can treat like dirt at a glance.  Perhaps he can attach one of those bars for "thanks" or votes so I would know who may have influence and who not to piss off?  He could put title of "site owner and global moderator" under his avatar so we would all know to grovel.

[popple]

Jimmy Church says he is gonna break walls down. Can't wait for this machine to break him.

[Major Ed Damien]

"I was always fascinated by those cars the Flintstones drove.  Fred used his feet instead of gas.  I guess that's because abiotic oil had not been discovered yet and, hence, no gas to put in that Stone Age car.

"Anyways, I was always sorry to see Fred's car tip over at the drive-in when he ordered the big rack of brontosaurus ribs."

[popple]

"I get it. You get it. We all get it" - Jimmy Church

You heard it here folks! JIMMY GETS IT!!!!

[WOTR]

I predict some form of the following:

"These new cars these days are amazing aren't they?  I mean what they're doing with them is really unbelievable."

Also, there will have to be reference to electric cars.  Perhaps he will trot out the old conspiracy theory that people had invented corroborators that would give to 500 MPG but there were suppressed by big oil?

[paladin1991]

See how damn difficult this is? My first profile (WOTR) joined 2011 where you were 2012.  I have seniority and may take you out behind the woodshed if you don't shape up and treat newbies nicely.  I'm sooooorrrry.

On the other hand, this profile has 28 pages of posts and the other 20 for a total of 48 pages.  You have 52... So, perhaps you have contributed more in total and should be condescending towards me?  No, no, brotado.  It's all good in our 'hood.'

It would be so much easier if MV put it under our profile so I knew who to be nice to and who I can treat like dirt at a glance.  Perhaps he can attach one of those bars for "thanks" or votes so I would know who may have influence and who not to piss off?  He could put title of "site owner and global moderator" under his avatar so we would all know to grovel.  Grovel?  Sorry amigo, this is an American site, not french.

And all kidding aside.  I'd rather be laughing and yucking it up with you cats and listening to Snoory and now churchLady, with only half an ear.  Rather than with both ears.

[paladin1991]

"I get it. You get it. We all get it" - Jimmy Church

You heard it here folks! JIMMY GETS IT!!!!

Sometimes, listening to this show, I wish I could get it.   Right between the eyes.

[Major Ed Damien]

George is frightened by cars of the future.

Hey, idiot.

Bad news:

They've got one that holds twice the clowns AND their Ouija boards in the trunk.

[nooryisawesome]

artbell.com is down. Is art bell pissed about jimmy Church going on C2C or is it an update to the site or is the site just dead now???

[WOTR]

And all kidding aside.  I'd rather be laughing and yucking it up with you cats and listening to Snoory and now churchLady, with only half an ear.  Rather than with both ears.

So very true...

[Major Ed Damien]

"Why are there so many car manufacturers?"

Why do you ask so many goddamned dumb questions?

[Morgus]

artbell.com is down.

not for me, artbell.com works fine for me right now?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

not for me, artbell.com works fine for me right now?

me too.

[bateman]

"What's your favorite car?"

These are 3rd grade "career day" type questions.

[laserjock]

A new dinosaur, the Snurch.  Half Snoory, half Churchy.  Abiotic Radio, no need for dinosaurs!

[bateman]

"I guess where you live determines what you drive, huh?"

CHRIST ALMIGHTY, GEORGE

[zeebo]

"What's your favorite car?"

These are 3rd grade "career day" type questions.

Hey it's better than 2nd grade "Cars are neat, aren't they?" ... but not by much.  Btw bateman hope you have an "air bag" exclusive show.

[laserjock]

Speaking of cars, if Nooron was worth a shit, he' have asked about the future that cars night not have wheels, but have Cilia (millions of tail-like feet).  It was an idea that I saw in a science magazine years ago.  Nooron is too much of an unread idiot to even think of asking about that...  I really think I could do a better job than him!

[nooryisawesome]

not for me, artbell.com works fine for me right now?

weird surmo is having problems too. Might be because fire fox released a new update, haven't downloaded it yet.

[bateman]

Taking your "passionate" car stories next. Serious calls only. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Gosh, there's a car for every occasion isn't there?"
"Why are there so many car manufacturers?"

I can see why George went to the two hour per guest format.  Between ads he only needs to fill maybe thirty to forty minutes of airtime before going to calls for each guest.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

weird surmo is having problems too. Might be because fire fox released a new update, haven't downloaded it yet.

I'm using firefox and haven't updated.  Maybe clear your history?

[nooryisawesome]

[WOTR]

Taking your "passionate" car stories next. Serious calls only. 

There is a certain lady I would love to hear call in... I can imagine the stories that she would have for Jorch of her favourite Nash...

[paladin1991]

There is a certain lady I would love to hear call in... I can imagine the stories that she would have for Jorch of her favourite Nash...

Sorry.  Mom is not allowed to use the fone without supervision anymore.