George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ItsOver]

This is one of the many, many, many, things I find odd about the man. How hard is it for a college educated, seasoned editor to simply state, " a cousin on my mother's side of the family.... or my mother's (fill in the blank)" ? I'm no expert on genealogy, but this sounds too evasive of a reference and could sound like he's making it up. For crying out loud! If you have a relative die in a tragic event like that- wouldn't you know their name and just how you were related? "Mother's marriage through her sister?" What the hell does that mean? Mother's sibling or sister-in-law? Sister or sister-in-law's child? I'm no expert but "Cousins" have an established system to describe exact relationships. Not that hard to chart out- if you have a list of common ancestors.   

I used to work in research and this sloppy treatment of information exasperates me. Sorry. Rant over. Proceed with GNS!!!!

Ah, let's give Jorch a break.  It's pretty good for THE MAN WITHOUT A BRAIN!

[Izintit?]

This is one of the many, many, many, things I find odd about the man. How hard is it for a college educated, seasoned editor to simply state, " a cousin on my mother's side of the family.... or my mother's (fill in the blank)" ? I'm no expert on genealogy, but this sounds too evasive of a reference and could sound like he's making it up. For crying out loud! If you have a relative die in a tragic event like that- wouldn't you know their name and just how you were related? "Mother's marriage through her sister?" What the hell does that mean? Mother's sibling or sister-in-law? Sister or sister-in-law's child? I'm no expert but "Cousins" have an established system to describe exact relationships. Not that hard to chart out- if you have a list of common ancestors.   

I used to work in research and this sloppy treatment of information exasperates me. Sorry. Rant over. Proceed with GNS!!!!

George must have just found out about that himself,or believe me,he would have used that by now. GNS

[Izintit?]

Power of Water/ Subtle Energy & Telekinesis
Date:   07-03-14
Host:   George Noory
Guests:   Gerald Pollack, Phil Kava
First Half: Professor of bioengineering the University of Washington, Gerald Pollack, will discuss his research on revolutionary new insights on the power of water to help us understand secrets pf nature and health. His work supports the theories of Dr. Batmanghelidj who claimed that drinking lots of water reversed many medical conditions.

2nd Half: Abduction experiencer and energy worker Phil Kava has appeared on Uncovering Aliens on the Discovery Channel. He'll address his work with subtle energy, ESP, the power of intent, and telepathy. He is especially interested in telekinesis and claims that humans have the ability to move objects simply by using the power of their mind.

Website(s):
philkava.com
faculty.washington.edu
Book(s):
On The Shoulders of Giants
The Fourth Phase of Water
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The first guest would make for an interesting interview, if not for noory. The later statement of cure any disease by drininking gallons of, baking soda infused, water shows the new age direction we already knew the topic would be taken too.

Does anyone else hear the guest banging his/her head in frustration ove g.n. questions?

More and more legitimate guest are getting frustrated.The pixie dust sellers and all the other frauds will endure for the $$$.

[Izintit?]

Ah, let's give Jorch a break.  It's pretty good for THE MAN WITHOUT A BRAIN!

Bright as a whip!

[NoMoreNoory]

For no other reason than that Peter Ward was calling from Australia and Joorch's favourite actor is from the Antipodes, when Ward talked about suspended animation he lost no time in sharing the plot of Forever Young. Mel Gibson is a WWII fighter pilot, shot down, body put in suspension in 'a huge tube'. Decades later, the tube is accidentally smashed and Gibson revived. 'And that's the movie!' chirrupped Joorch. 'His life in the twentieth century as opposed to being in WWII.'

Face palm. Face palm. Face palm. The Man With No Brain strikes again.

Memo to Peter Ward (whom Joorch introduced as Dr Poord, by the way): Please can you arrange to have George Noory placed in a huge tube? You can just pack the cranial cavity with ice or cotton wool, there's nothing else there to trouble yourself about.

[zeebo]

"It's a marvelous night to wear moonpants ....

Hehe yep moonpants are always the right fashion choice. 

[Mike.]

Toomeric cures, cures, what was I zaying? That turmeric guy it in there in under three minutes. Ah, the miracle of wishful thinking!

[Beyond Bleef]

SUCKAGE ALERT

Sunday night's show may hit an all-time low for suckage.  George's guest is Vincent Genna, spiritual healer and psychic medium. 

Watch this video of Al Franken's Stuart Smalley and then go to http://www.vincentgenna.com and watch Vincent Genna's video.



Stuart Smalley's famous quote

[zeebo]

Is this seriously a whole segment on how water is good for your health?  Damn I completely forgot to drink water all this time.

[zeebo]

Did I just hear the professor say Mexican water might be great for health?  Trust me, nope.

[BattyBrooke]

Okay so I participated in the small experiment 2nd half guest Vincent conducted at the beginning of the show and, I am telling you it worked. Not so subtly either! I was pulled forward so strongly and immediately I thought I would fall. Then after what seemed to be an eternity, I was gently but quite obviously pushed back. I was then pulled forward again (more gently this time but still quite noticeably) then gently pushed back again (not as strongly as the first time), then it was done. Joke and laugh all you like but I swear this happened. The guest came back on the line and he described what he did and it was exactly what I felt and in the same order. My family member experienced the same thing in a separate room (we both also closed out eyes during the experiment), but Noory reported he felt no pulling or pushing, just a tingling in his palms. Oh, Jorch.

[nooryisawesome]

I hate george.

The man owns all his success of riding bells coattails.

Sucks up the show so it is unnoticeable from its former glory. Has listenership tank from 10+ million to 3 million.

Then puts on the man that accused art of being a molester, after arts own son was molested. Then he is shocked and amazed why art bell doesn't him. Noory is a fucking dirt bag!

Fuck you Noory

[WOTR]

George must have just found out about that himself,or believe me,he would have used that by now. GNS

That or George just thought it up recently.  It is beyond belef that George was never told about a link to 911 by his family.  No, this is another "on the spot" lie.  Perhaps we will hear about this relative every time that terrorism is brought up (if he feels brave and hammers out a bit of a story) or perhaps it is a one time thing (if he realizes how difficult that lie was to attempt even just once...)

The man is a _____.

[WOTR]

SUCKAGE ALERT

Sunday night's show may hit an all-time low for suckage.  George's guest is Vincent Genna, spiritual healer and psychic medium. 

Watch this video of Al Franken's Stuart Smalley and then go to http://www.vincentgenna.com and watch Vincent Genna's video.



Stuart Smalley's famous quote

I went straight to his website.  It has been so many years since I saw Franken that I honestly thought that it was a spoof.  At least his website informs that that he is "world renowned," because without that reassurance I would think he was a flaky twit out to milk the gullible.  (It was the $150 per reading charge that brought me to that conclusion.)

I just checked his site and every appointment on Monday, Tuesday and Friday are open (the other two days look like he may take them off.)  I HAVE to remember to check Monday to see if he manages to sucker in any coast listners.  My faith in human kind will plummet if he books up and that many people drop that much money after hearing one infomercial coast episode.

There is no way that I will be tuned into the Sunday suck-a-thon.

[PB the Deplorable]

That or George just thought it up recently.  It is beyond belef that George was never told about a link to 911 by his family.  No, this is another "on the spot" lie...

This is what immediately came to mind when I read of George's new claim. 

[expat]

Fourth phase of water MY ASS!

[onan]

Fourth phase of water MY ASS!

I hear that is some tasty water.

[NoMoreNoory]

A few pearls from last night.
'Let's go back to Biblical times. Jesus walked on water. What was that all about?'
'One of the great marvels: ice cubes.'
'This quantum entanglement you talk about. Is that what I call the wireless internet of the universe?'
'People may be waking up: but this negativity, it's bigger than I've ever seen it in a long, long time.'

[WildCard]

A few pearls from last night.
'Let's go back to Biblical times. Jesus walked on water. What was that all about?'
'One of the great marvels: ice cubes.'
'This quantum entanglement you talk about. Is that what I call the wireless internet of the universe?'
'People may be waking up: but this negativity, it's bigger than I've ever seen it in a long, long time.'

Priceless. Thank you for suffering for us.

At first, I thought George was sayin that freezing water made it possible to walk on water.

[PB the Deplorable]

... this negativity, it's bigger than I've ever seen it in a long, long time.'

George has been reading his emails again

[NoMoreNoory]

SUCKAGE ALERT

Sunday night's show may hit an all-time low for suckage.  George's guest is Vincent Genna, spiritual healer and psychic medium. 

Watch this video of Al Franken's Stuart Smalley and then go to http://www.vincentgenna.com and watch Vincent Genna's video.



Stuart Smalley's famous quote

Genna appears to be channelling Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas playing Liberace, that is. All this and Submerging Artists, too? How lucky are we? And that's not all, folks! We have the Friday Frolic tonight. One of Joorchie's hilarious Secret Door shows, followed by those Oaphen Lines and Texts To Tommee. Just knowing that George will be there for us on this holiday weekend makes me feel blessed and enriched. Thank you, George.

[Izintit?]

Okay so I participated in the small experiment 2nd half guest Vincent conducted at the beginning of the show and, I am telling you it worked. Not so subtly either! I was pulled forward so strongly and immediately I thought I would fall. Then after what seemed to be an eternity, I was gently but quite obviously pushed back. I was then pulled forward again (more gently this time but still quite noticeably) then gently pushed back again (not as strongly as the first time), then it was done. Joke and laugh all you like but I swear this happened. The guest came back on the line and he described what he did and it was exactly what I felt and in the same order. My family member experienced the same thing in a separate room (we both also closed out eyes during the experiment), but Noory reported hze felt no pulling or pushing, just a tingling in his palms. Oh, Jorch.

Was it Vincent or Phil? Imissed the experiment but it`s cool that you participated with such good results. The guest had an even creepier laugh than Noory.

[Izintit?]

I went straight to his website.  It has been so many years since I saw Franken that I honestly thought that it was a spoof.  At least his website informs that that he is "world renowned," because without that reassurance I would think he was a flaky twit out to milk the gullible.  (It was the $150 per reading charge that brought me to that conclusion.)

I just checked his site and every appointment on Monday, Tuesday and Friday are open (the other two days look like he may take them off.)  I HAVE to remember to check Monday to see if he manages to sucker in any coast listners.  My faith in human kind will plummet if he books up and that many people drop that much money after hearing one infomercial coast episode.

There is no way that I will be tuned into the Sunday suck-a-thon.

Yep, the red flags of fraud pop up all over that video of his. It must be tough to be a successful psychic these days. It`s a rare medium that sees things well done.

[Catsmile]

Fourth phase of water MY ASS!

So... the 4 phases of water are?

   Solid
Liquid
Gas
Ass

Only on the current C2C, (sigh) such a shit show. (-_-)

[WildCard]

Okay so I participated in the small experiment 2nd half guest Vincent conducted at the beginning of the show and, I am telling you it worked. Not so subtly either! I was pulled forward so strongly and immediately I thought I would fall. Then after what seemed to be an eternity, I was gently but quite obviously pushed back. I was then pulled forward again (more gently this time but still quite noticeably) then gently pushed back again (not as strongly as the first time), then it was done. Joke and laugh all you like but I swear this happened. The guest came back on the line and he described what he did and it was exactly what I felt and in the same order. My family member experienced the same thing in a separate room (we both also closed out eyes during the experiment), but Noory reported he felt no pulling or pushing, just a tingling in his palms. Oh, Jorch.

Wow! I've gotta try this.

Have you ever seen any of Derren Brown's programs? He does stuff with hypnosis, NLP, and I don't know what all, to do stuff you would swear was really magic.

Dear Dave,
Get off your dead, tired, stupid drunk ass and post last nights show to youtube.
I want to try this and I want it now!
I'm a mean baby and I want to be entertained.

[pate]

During last night's show, between 3:15-3:20 mark I'd say, I swear I heard one of the testimonial people from the D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E commercial calling in, or it was her voice doppelganger.  Could she be one of the paid voice actors that Jorch pays to be 'callers' on his show?

It sounded like the annoying chick that recites the website d-I-n-o-etc-dot-com then her dog barks.  I think somewhere else in the commercial she babbles breathlessly about her dog jumping around or something...

Is this just me or did anyone else pick up on that?

Woke me up from blissful slumber it was so annoying, I even wrote it down so I could share with the class.

Even though I was asleep for most if not all of the show, I still noticed that George Noory Sucks.  I think I had a nightmare involving pizza sauce stained moustaches and banal mindless non-comments.  Amazing, Unbeeleefable, & Of Course, were repeated over and over while someone else was babbling about water;  all while they waterboarded me...  I think I was a kitten that they were waterboarding or something, it was all very creepy and annoying as it kept me from deep restorative sleep.

To sum up:

George Noory Sucks

[Étouffée]

We're just about to turn over to 1600 pages of GNS! Congratulations (?) and a Happy Independence Day! Wish we were independent of Noory on c2c!

[MyEye]

I haven't tuned in for a week-night  C2C show for a while but did so last night at the opening of the show. 

Did I hear Noory report that  "the Dow rallying past seventeen thousand DOLLARS"?

The Dow closed at over 17,000 POINTS. 

George Noory credibility ... Zero

 

[WildCard]

We're just about to turn over to 1600 pages of GNS! Congratulations (?) and a Happy Independence Day! Wish we were independent of Noory on c2c!

And to you. Happy 4th all. Lets get drunk and play with explosives.

[ItsOver]

He appears at night, claiming to be somewhere near or kind of close or maybe even in the Pacific Ocean.  He mangles the English language in unspeakable ways, sputtering as he goes, spreading turmeric and carnivora with inhumane abandon.  He loses guests, only to find a Springheel Jackaholic.  Is there any hope for humanity???  He's Jorch, "THE MAN WITHOUT A BRAIN!!!"