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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

wr250

Quote from: ItsOver on June 27, 2014, 08:04:58 AM
Dealing with Portal Jorch.



I'm not sure if that's a C2C guest or a listener.
and when he was done:

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Morgus

Today is the start of a 3-day Noory-Free c2cam weekend. Enjoy... :D


ItsOver

Quote from: b_dubb on June 27, 2014, 06:05:34 PM
George of Thrones
Hahaha.  How appropriate would it be for somebody such as Fathead, which by name is highly appropriate for Jorch. to produce some appliques of Jorch's head for applying to the john.  Ah, the ultimate satisfaction, to be able to take a dump on Portal Jorch.

michio

Quote from: ItsOver on June 26, 2014, 11:09:42 PM
Noory can't poach from Art at the moment so the slimeball poaches from Knapp.  It would have been much better to have Paulides on for an hour or so with Knapp either last Sunday or this Sunday.  Instead, we get "Portal Jorch." Noory will probably stick Knapp with some New Age crystal nut this Sunday.



I believe it was the last time Paulides was on with Knapp when David said during the final seconds of their time together, "I appreciate your professionalism." These may not be his exact words but it's close enough. I thought it was a respectful and nice thing to say to and about Knapp. I certainly appreciate Captain Knapp's tightly and smoothly run ship as he puts the deck swabbing Seaman sNooron to shame.

Quote from: ItsOver on June 26, 2014, 11:09:42 PM

That aside, and even though Paulides wouldn't come right out and say it, it sounds to me as if  he's going down the alien abduction road, campground-style.


Possibly, but to his credit he didn't let his brain completely fall out of his head like the sNooron.  sNoory should have taken Paulides hint from his refusal (not the first time with the sNooron) to go down that mindless and twisted road, a road familiar and comfortable to sNoory. I think it further illustrates what an ahole sNoory really is, because he doesn't know when to quit riding and irritating his guest(s), or he doesn't have the basic courtesy and professionalism as a host to care.

EBE123

I'm just now listened to the June 25th episode with Dr. Breggin and heard Jeff in Culver City again calling in with another scripted question. wtf lol

Echo

Quote from: EBE123 on June 28, 2014, 02:44:03 AM
I'm just now listened to the June 25th episode with Dr. Breggin and heard Jeff in Culver City again calling in with another scripted question. wtf lol

C2CAM probably using Premiere On Call (audio service). The company responsible for syndicating big conservative radio names like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity has been using paid actors to call in to their radio shows.

JC that calls when art on the air is an actor or is one of the people who help run Art show.

This isn't 1998, right? Anyone at the Coast web team understand how pixels and JPEGs work when putting them on websites?
Seriously.. a tribute is a weird blurred image of a dead guy?
Ugh..
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Juan

Quote from: Echo on June 28, 2014, 04:56:59 AM
C2CAM probably using Premiere On Call (audio service). The company responsible for syndicating big conservative radio names like Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity has been using paid actors to call in to their radio shows.
What's your source?
The Primiere voice actors call in to Cheap Channel morning shows as characters (JC would be a good example of the type).  I don't listen to Rush much, but I don't hear anyone I would put in that category.  Besides, Rush takes so few calls, having a voice actor would be pointless.
I haven't heard a caller good enough to be a voice actor call sNoory in years.
I think this suspicion is another of the nooryisms that haunt this forum.

wr250

Quote from: Juan on June 28, 2014, 08:23:28 AM
What's your source?
The Primiere voice actors call in to Cheap Channel morning shows as characters (JC would be a good example of the type).  I don't listen to Rush much, but I don't hear anyone I would put in that category.  Besides, Rush takes so few calls, having a voice actor would be pointless.
I haven't heard a caller good enough to be a voice actor call sNoory in years.
I think this suspicion is another of the nooryisms that haunt this forum.

you dont need to be good to call snooron. just crazy and make up some insane story.
something like "the moon is hollow and inside the moon is a herd of Sasquatches being watched over by the grays,reptilians and insectiods. the exit from the far side of hte  moon so we dont see them, and communicate with launched craft via the "black knight" ".

ItsOver

Quote from: HorrorReporter on June 28, 2014, 07:15:44 AM
This isn't 1998, right? Anyone at the Coast web team understand how pixels and JPEGs work when putting them on websites?
Seriously.. a tribute is a weird blurred image of a dead guy?
Ugh..
[attach=1]
Wow, that is bad.  It's still better than an old Snoory show broadcast with a UFO Phil closing as a supposed tribute, when Snoory just uses it as an excuse to skip out.

Quote from: HorrorReporter on June 28, 2014, 07:15:44 AM
This isn't 1998, right? Anyone at the Coast web team understand how pixels and JPEGs work when putting them on websites?
Seriously.. a tribute is a weird blurred image of a dead guy?
Ugh..
[attach=1]

Agreed. I really am sorry to hear Terry Hansen passed away. I only heard him as a guest twice, but he did his research and was an interesting interview.

yumyumtree

Fortunately, they're doing a show about Ebola virus.
Unfortunately, it's with Steve Quayle, one of the craziest men in Montana, and that's saying a lot.
And, (wish I could find another "fortunately" to insert here, but cant think of one), unfortunately, Noory is hosting.

Nebraska888

Quote from: michio on June 28, 2014, 12:07:43 AM

I believe it was the last time Paulides was on with Knapp when David said during the final seconds of their time together, "I appreciate your professionalism." These may not be his exact words but it's close enough. I thought it was a respectful and nice thing to say to and about Knapp. I certainly appreciate Captain Knapp's tightly and smoothly run ship as he puts the deck swabbing Seaman sNooron to shame.

Possibly, but to his credit he didn't let his brain completely fall out of his head like the sNooron.  sNoory should have taken Paulides hint from his refusal (not the first time with the sNooron) to go down that mindless and twisted road, a road familiar and comfortable to sNoory. I think it further illustrates what an ahole sNoory really is, because he doesn't know when to quit riding and irritating his guest(s), or he doesn't have the basic courtesy and professionalism as a host to care.



Amen.   ;)

wr250

maybe snooron should put on at the same time:
quayle
hoagland
hoguester
and jones.
aint none of them can shutup lol

might sound like the hannity show.

WOTR

Quote from: yumyumtree on June 28, 2014, 08:47:05 PM
Fortunately, they're doing a show about Ebola virus.
Unfortunately, it's with Steve Quayle, one of the craziest men in Montana, and that's saying a lot.
And, (wish I could find another "fortunately" to insert here, but cant think of one), unfortunately, Noory is hosting.
I laughed for way too long after reading that.  I can fill in the missing "fortunately" for you...  Fortunately, I missed the show in its entirety. :P

someguy

"Welcome to the phone call!" - Talk radio legend George Noory

wr250


VtaGeezer

Noory + Quayle + Ebola.
Now, how often do you get advance notice for a trainwreck?

zeebo

Noory on Stanton Friedman's status .... "Thursdays doctors will decide what to proceed."

Morgus

Quote from: zeebo on June 30, 2014, 10:13:49 PM
Noory on Stanton Friedman's status .... "Thursdays doctors will decide what to proceed."
Art Bell's website has a much more up-to-date with more details report on Stanton Friedman than Noory knew about:


http://artbell.com/ufo-researcher-stanton-friedman-suffers-heart-attack/

Veteran UFO researcher Stanton Friedman suffered a mild heart attack on Friday, June 27.
Friedman’s fellow researcher, co-author, and friend, Kathleen Marden issued the following statement on his behalf:
    Stanton Friedman suffered a mild heart attack on Friday night. I spoke with him this morning and am very pleased to report that he is feeling strong and chipper. His heart enzymes have declined, so he has turned the corner. He is awaiting a dye test and an echo cardiogram. This will probably occur today or Wednesday, as July 1 is a national holiday in Canada.
    He does not presently have access to a public phone or computer, but will reply to email messages when he returns home in a few days. Please do not call his home. Well wishers can send cards to Stan at P.O. Box 958, Houlton, ME 04730. He appreciates everyone’s thoughts and prayers.

ZHero

Damn, can Quayle get to a point in 100 words or less? ???

EDIT: OOPS! I dropped a zero.  I meant 1000.

zeebo

Noory outdoing himself with god-awful bumpers tonite.

So does Quayle live in the Kalispell, Montana area?

ZHero

Quote from: zeebo on June 30, 2014, 10:34:58 PM
Noory outdoing himself with god-awful bumpers tonite.
yeah, that Barbra Streisand (SP?)bs almost caused me to switch off.

yumyumtree

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 30, 2014, 10:40:01 PM
So does Quayle live in the Kalispell, Montana area?

Bozeman. Other side of the divide. Unless he moved.

Beyond Bleef

Quote from: Morgus on June 23, 2014, 10:55:26 PM
The guest was supposed to be on for the first hour but got dumped after 15min and Noory went to sound-off open lines instead...
That must have been humiliating for the guest.  To be so incompetent and useless that the worst talk show host in the history of radio finds you unacceptable.  That's like a skunk accusing you of smelling bad.  Or a man in a coma telling you you're boring.

NoMoreNoory

Quote from: ZHero on June 30, 2014, 10:28:09 PM
Damn, can Quayle get to a point in 100 words or less? ???

EDIT: OOPS! I dropped a zero.  I meant 1000.

Exactly right! He just talks and talks and talks and talks and barely takes a pause for breath, piling wild allegation on baseless assertion, with just an occasional 'Mmm-hmmm' (I'm still here) from Joorch and after a while your brain freezes over and you realise he's still talking and you haven't taken in a word of it. Coast To Coast AM Syndrome.

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