George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Birdie]

Wow, Jorch just out-pronounced the brilliant caller who thinks Kim Jong-Un and Ahmadinejad colluded in stealing the missing 777.
I have noticed changes in the bumper music lately, as well. Could he possibly be taking Bellgab advice to heart?

[Morgus]

Damn, Bill the ameture astronomer is having a meltdown.  Somebody get that man a Zoloft.

'ole Bill from West Hartford always goes crazy when he thinks somebody who is going to destroy his porn stash, by nuke or other means... 

[UFQuack]

It's a very important service Jorch does by telling where he's speaking so as to warn everyone to avoid going there.

[Gd5150]

UFO Phil closing it out hard.

[onan]

'ole Bill from West Hartford always goes crazy when he thinks somebody who is going to destroy his porn stash, by nuke or other means... 

Now if there is a cause I can support...

[Juan]

Someone asked in another thread if George is getting worse.  I don't think so, but if last night is an indication, the callers are.

[Liam the runner]

It's a "JORCH FREE" weekend!!!!!
Syrett on Saturday, and the GREAT George Knapp on Sunday...enjoy!

[expat]

George says there must have been plenty of muscle (he said "power") on MH370 to collect everyone's cell-phones.

Wait.... are there cell towers out in international waters? That's a surprise. If somehow there are, is he telling us that between the announcement "OK, everyone hand over their cell phones" and when the collection could be accomplished, NOT ONE person could make a sneaky final call?

[FallenSeraph]

I'm most annoyed when Paulides answers questions with sentences beginning with "so".

YES. And everyone's doing it these days. It's like a language virus. It's a weird thing to get nuts about, but it drives me insane.

[DocHolliday]

What was up with the creepy conversation between the female guest and George?

"Go on, laugh for me...I want to hear you giggle"

[ItsOver]

What was up with the creepy conversation between the female guest and George?

"Go on, laugh for me...I want to hear you giggle"

Jorch, the ultimate creeper.  Maybe he's just trying to make Tommy jealous.



"Listening to Jorch makes want to take a shower."

[FallenSeraph]

Today's shirt of the day on TeeFury. If only it said "George" and had a box of pizza rolls.

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[ItsOver]

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[FallenSeraph]

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See! I'd totally buy that T-shirt!

[wr250]

here you go
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[VtaGeezer]

YES. And everyone's doing it these days. It's like a language virus. It's a weird thing to get nuts about, but it drives me insane.

What about people who begin a positive sentence with "No, but..."?

[wr250]

Seraphim27: your welcome

[ItsOver]

See! I'd totally buy that T-shirt!

Jorch's "Big Bob" checked overalls outfit certainly fits him better than his usual Hot Topic gear.   

[margoloo]

What was up with the creepy conversation between the female guest and George?

"Go on, laugh for me...I want to hear you giggle"

That had to be one of the most disturbing phone calls I have heard.  WTF.  George ALWAYS cuts people off yet he let that poor woman hang herself just for fun.  George is one creepy skank.

[norrykilledc2c]

The last hour of last night's show was absolutely horrid. The head boob gabbing with his short bus following. Topped off with ufo phil. Ugh.

[VtaGeezer]

I think that the fact that the Flt 370 story is eight days old and full of innuendo yet C2C hasn't put on a full show with the usual suspects, indicates that Noory's team thinks their audience lives in an alternate reality and would rather hear about fantasy conspiracies than a huge one seemingly materializing in real time.

[zeebo]

Damn, Bill the ameture astronomer is having a meltdown.  Somebody get that man a Zoloft....

I missed the show but I hope Bill the AAA included multiple citations and references as usual so we can all follow up on his research.

[zeebo]

YES. And everyone's doing it these days. It's like a language virus. It's a weird thing to get nuts about, but it drives me insane.

They're just a bunch of so-and-so's.

[wr250]

I think that the fact that the Flt 370 story is eight days old and full of innuendo yet C2C hasn't put on a full show with the usual suspects, indicates that Noory's team thinks their audience lives in an alternate reality and would rather hear about fantasy conspiracies than a huge one seemingly materializing in real time.

thats the new direction.

[nooryisawesome]

Listners total about unchanged since 2006

"upward of 3 million listeners  according to Premiere Radio Networks"http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Conspiracy-theories-propel-AM-radio-show-into-Top-2484135.php

Which is pretty much what talkers states 3.25. So Noory's whole C2C is growing like a run away train statments are a flat out LIE.

Numbers are the same. I think any host would get about the same numbers, even a deaf monkey.

[VtaGeezer]

Listners total about unchanged since 2006
...
Numbers are the same. I think any host would get about the same numbers, even a deaf monkey.

Plus so many affiliates being 1kW single station rural markets skews the affiliate numbers heavily. 

[Birdie]

Which is pretty much what talkers states 3.25. So Noory's whole C2C is growing like a run away train statments are a flat out LIE.

I get the feeling his nightly statements about the number of new Coast Insider enrollments are a lie, too. Or greatly exaggerated. I would think everyone who is interested would be signed up by now.

I just looked at the upcoming schedule. Tomorrow looks great:

Postwar Nazis/ Historical Flaws
Date:   03-16-14
Host:   George Knapp
Guests:   Joseph P. Farrell, Brad Olsen
In the first half, George Knapp will be joined by author Joseph Farrell, who will delve into the creation of a breakaway civilization by the Nazis in South America and other parts of the world and how they took advanced technology with them at the end of the war.

In the latter half, author Brad Olsen will discuss the flaws in modern history and how conspiracy theories, esoteric knowledge, and fringe subjects can be used to help change a dead-end course for humanity.


Monday looks like horrible schlock:
Jorch and two mediums discuss how to communicate with faeries, pixies and gnomes. Really? And, tapping into other dimensions/energies to enhance our intelligence. Yeesh.

[zeebo]

I get the feeling his nightly statements about the number of new Coast Insider enrollments are a lie, too. Or greatly exaggerated. I would think everyone who is interested would be signed up by now.

Noory is awesome.  There can be no resistance.  You must agree to His Awesomeness.  It is a certainty you cannot question.  All loyal Premier listeners must agree that Noory is really awesome.  That's C-A-R-N .....

[norrykilledc2c]

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Monday looks like horrible schlock:
Jorch and two mediums discuss how to communicate with faeries, pixies and gnomes. Really? And, tapping into other dimensions/energies to enhance our intelligence. Yeesh.
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I wonder if it will be these two mushroom eaters.

Yes. Found it!
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2010/01/22

The two men also discussed the difficulty in seeing Nature Spirits. Valentine explained they are made of a very light material called 'etheric matter' that is almost transparent to the human eye. Initially, it took years for us to develop a way to see them, von Lahr said. Now, we teach people to use their eyes differently and they can usually see Nature Spirits within 40 minutes to an hour, remarking that most will only see outlines at first. With practice, however, these creatures can be seen in bright color and form, Valentine added.

[zeebo]

...Jorch and two mediums discuss how to communicate with faeries, pixies and gnomes. Really? And, tapping into other dimensions/energies to enhance our intelligence. Yeesh.

I'm all for encountering the little-folk of the forests, but I just wanna hang out for fun, not to like, make myself smarter.