George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

had to look up this quote real fast....
"Fred Sanford: I still want to sow some wild oats."
"Lamont Sanford: At your age, you don't have no wild oats, you got shredded wheat."

[Juan]

or are we to assume Mars is littered with junk yards. 

All those people living in the apartments had to dispose of stuff somewhere.

[Dr. Sax]

Did any of these hosts or shows ever have the late Colin Wilson as a guest? I can see maybe--maybe--Knapp or Bell, but thinking of any of the others, I'm reminded of the toe-curling time years ago that Arsenio Hall had Gloria Steinem on....

[George Drooly]

Did any of these hosts or shows ever have the late Colin Wilson as a guest?

Pfft, I wish. None of the hosts - including Bell and Pundit - are remotely literate enough to have read Wilson, even his Lovecraftian escapist stuff, to say nothing of something like The Outsider.

[Dr. Sax]

Hah. Yeah, that's what I suspected. Thanks, GD.

[onan]

Pfft, I wish. None of the hosts - including Bell and Pundit - are remotely literate enough to have read Wilson, even his Lovecraftian escapist stuff, to say nothing of something like The Outsider.

The Outsider was a thought provoking read. Colin Wilson also wrote The Occult which is another good read.

[yumyumtree]

I think every Colin Wilson thing Ive read is nonfiction, about true crime, mostly. Very disturbing stuff. He would almost certainly have been a good interview.

[Dr. Sax]

Well anyway, I'm gonna give this Leir Tribute a chance, despite that funky-lookin' beard.

[MikeJ]

Well anyway, I'm gonna give this Leir Tribute a chance, despite that funky-lookin' beard.

I am debating whether to tune in to that or not.

[zeebo]

I am debating whether to tune in to that or not.

Just one point to consider:  George Noory Sucks.

[b_dubb]

Two seconds and the avalanche of doom and gloom has begun. Wtf do people listen to this shit? Off to podcast land.

[zeebo]

About the "V" formation ufo someone saw.  I saw one myself the other night.  Then it starting honking, yes they were geese.

Ok off to podcast land myself now.

[yumyumtree]

Is it my imagination or did George just say "raising funny" instead of "raising money?"

[Dr. Sax]

I think Andy Kaufman is behind all this implant shit. That'd be just like him.

[HorrorRetro]

Is it my imagination or did George just say "raising funny" instead of "raising money?"

Yes, he did.  :

[Dr. Sax]

Sign up now for podcasts piped into your casket. Only 15 cents a day. Tell them George sent you. You'll be glad you did.

[MikeJ]

Is anyone else bored to death by these personal stories? 

[Dr. Sax]

Hey, as long as they're broken up by catchy Ricky Nelson oldies, I'm OK.

[MikeJ]

Hey, as long as they're broken up by catchy Ricky Nelson oldies, I'm OK.

Is that who that was?  I feel like I am at a funeral for someone I didn't know listening to various eulogies.  At least I don"t have to wear a tie.

[Dr. Sax]

I gotta get one of those transponder implants for that cow of mine. That fucker wanders all around the neighborhood late at night. I think it sleepwalks or something. Pain in the ass.....

[MikeJ]

That"s it for me. I can"t stand it any more. 

[George Drooly]

Peter "Mr. Whiney" Davenport has the gall to congratulate Noory on his coverage of flight 370! If he thinks C2C's coverage of this topic constitutes anything but inept, half-assed regurgitation, then it's no wonder there's no proof of UFOs -- especially from his own organization. Jackass.

[Dr. Sax]

Dr. Leir opened the door and let my fucking cow out!

[Dr. Sax]

"Anything we can do for you, just let us know--it's the least we can do," George says, filling us all with cognitive dissonance. Again.

Oye como vey.

[popple]

Nice guy Jorch at it again

[Mels-hole1984]

Did George just humble himself to Art?

[michio]

sNoory said something about taking the baton from Mr. Art Bell and running with it. I believe Art said he wasn't responsible for giving sNoory "the baton" because that wasn't his decision. Correct? Regardless, the baton was dropped and broken the minute it entered sNoory's slippery hand. It was no longer 'Coast to Coast AM,' it was 'The George Noory Show.'

A quote attributed to Mr. Art Bell: "I would like to dispel the notion however that I picked him for the show, I did not."

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/George_Noory

[norrykilledc2c]

Art should have grabbed the baton and beaten Jorch to death with it.

Did you hear Douchebag Noory's speech when Art was inducted into the radio hall of fame? He played a clip of it back when it happened. He basically put Art down by calling him the weekend guy, but it's ok because he was just being a wacky guy.

[UFQuack]

Last hour is "Best of" Noory?

lol

[Morgus]

Last hour is "Best of" Noory?

lol

yep, there is no such thing, "Worst of Noory" would be a better label.
but as expected Noory ducked out an hour early tonight as he does some Fridays...