George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Gassy Man]

The Turd is on.

[Juan Cena]

Snorge just claimed that "the media: isn't talking about the transponders being shut off. Bulls**t. I've heard it mentioned several times on CNN and MSNBC.

Of course when Snorge says the media, he means the shows he actualy watches, like Inside Edition. Extra, TMZ, and Entertainment Tonight.

[Morgus]

Noory just promoted his weekend event: 

[coaster]

Noory just promoted his weekend event: 

price range 60-100 dollars. yeah...no.

[michio]

Snorge just claimed that "the media: isn't talking about the transponders being shut off. Bulls**t. I've heard it mentioned several times on CNN and MSNBC.

Of course when Snorge says the media, he means the shows he actualy watches, like Inside Edition. Extra, TMZ, and Entertainment Tonight.

Georgie is a 'nothing but the facts' and 'we don't feed you bullsh!t' kind of guy. Can you imagine Georgie was a news director in a former life? Neither can I, unless he was the news director of 'The Onion.'

[coaster]

Out of all of the news stories I've read about the Malaysian flight, I can't think of one that failed to mention that the transponders were turned off.

[Dr. Sax]

Why the fuck can't some things be coincidence? What is all this Cartesian, either/or bullshit? WAIT!! This just in: He mentioned the 9-years-in-the-navy thing again. Stay tuned.....

[yumyumtree]

I remember that. That song gave me diabetes.

That can be a good song, though. I like the Klaus Nomi version.

[yumyumtree]

Am I missing anything with this guest Sanders? I went to Seattle tonight and it will be over by the time I get home.

[Dr. Sax]

You're missing the host repeatedly asking if the pilot could have landed on the ocean. While I repeatedly question my late-night listening habit.

[zeebo]

Am I missing anything with this guest Sanders? I went to Seattle tonight and it will be over by the time I get home.

He was upset for the cable news channels for all their rampant speculation, and then proceeded to speculate for awhile.

But I turned it off midway after hearing George's ghoulish arousal again with various scenarios.

[coaster]

wtf? Did Noory just cut off his guest and do a spot for identity guard before going to commercial? They are doing commercial breaks every 15 minutes now?

[Dr. Sax]

It's hard to tell.

[Gassy Man]

Can't say -- I wasn't listening.

[Dr. Sax]

zzzzzz....

[Gassy Man]

Wow, this "Canadian intelligence" guy sounds like he's going to pass out.

[coaster]

The last caller  : Screw this, I'm going to listen to some Art Bell.

[Scully]

Wow, this "Canadian intelligence" guy sounds like he's going to pass out.

If this guest isn't stoned, I'm Napoleon Bonaparte.  I think it's even bugging Noory, who's sounding testy.  :

[Scully]

wtf? Did Noory just cut off his guest and do a spot for identity guard before going to commercial? They are doing commercial breaks every 15 minutes now?

Short answer: Yes, he did do that.  Incredible!  :

[George49]

Did I hear Noory say he was going to talk about junk tonight?

Its about time he called it what it is.

[expat]

So Robert Morningstar passed up the opportunity to apologize for claiming that this is a spaceship on the Moon.

Not only that, but he doubled down by repeating the untenable claim  that there are miles-high glass towers on the Moon. I disposed of that more than a year ago.

[Juan]

Of course they're not glass.  They are crystal.  The crystal provides energy for when that side of the moon is dark. Why didn't Morningstar know that?

[VtaGeezer]

price range 60-100 dollars. yeah...no.

Not surprising.  Millions pay $50+ to watch pairs of thugs batter each other bloody on UFC pay-per-view.

[HorrorRetro]

But I turned it off midway after hearing George's ghoulish arousal again with various scenarios.

I happened to catch Noory ask if the passengers' bodies from TWA Flight 800 were floating on the surface of the water of if they were on the bottom. The guest said that about 90 were found on the surface and that many had water in their lungs, meaning they were alive when they hit the water. Noory seemed to revel in that.  He's nothing but a ghoul.

[FallenSeraph]

I don't even listen anymore. I feel sad and disconnected. I listen to Clyde Lewis or Darkness Radio or Dark Weekend podcast repeats now when I'm falling asleep. Probably getting brain cancer in the process with the iPhone that close to my sleeping face all night.

As much as John B. Wells is loathed here, his departure from the show kind of killed the whole C2C experience for me. Now, listening to it is like riding in a clown car.

Occasionally I tune in so I can attempt to contribute to the conversation here, but I usually only last about 15 minutes.

It's all so sad.

I may listen to the plane segment today, though. Like much of America, I'm easily distracted with morbid thoughts of what the hell happened to that plane. Like Courtney Love, I've even closely examined many floating mystery chunks over on Tomnod. I'm sure my tags are helping government officials as we speak.

In other news, every day a different letter breaks off my keyboard. It seems symbolic of my entire career. This morning I lost the letter D. I have already replaced R, T, S, N and C. Soon I'll make a necklace. The guys at the Genius Bar clap when I walk in the Apple store and try to guess the letter. Damn you, you ghetto MacBook Pro.

That is all.

[HorrorReporter]

I don't even listen anymore. I feel sad and disconnected. I listen to Clyde Lewis or Darkness Radio or Dark Weekend podcast repeats now when I'm falling asleep. Probably getting brain cancer in the process with the iPhone that close to my sleeping face all night.

As much as John B. Wells is loathed here, his departure from the show kind of killed the whole C2C experience for me. Now, listening to it is like riding in a clown car.

Occasionally I tune in so I can attempt to contribute to the conversation here, but I usually only last about 15 minutes.

It's all so sad.

I may listen to the plane segment today, though. Like much of America, I'm easily distracted with morbid thoughts of what the hell happened to that plane. Like Courtney Love, I've even closely examined many floating mystery chunks over on Tomnod. I'm sure my tags are helping government officials as we speak.

In other news, every day a different letter breaks off my keyboard. It seems symbolic of my entire career. This morning I lost the letter D. I have already replaced R, T, S, N and C. Soon I'll make a necklace. The guys at the Genius Bar clap when I walk in the Apple store and try to guess the letter. Damn you, you ghetto MacBook Pro.

That is all.

You're right about the JOHN B departure..
There were two important things that happened to Noory in the last 12 months.
1) Be briefly got better when Art came back, he knew he had to up the game. Afterwards he got worse.
2) He got MUCH worse once he dealt with John B Wells, the only competition he had from within. With that gone, he got even WORSER ..

[ItsOver]

Snorge just claimed that "the media: isn't talking about the transponders being shut off. Bulls**t. I've heard it mentioned several times on CNN and MSNBC.

Of course when Snorge says the media, he means the shows he actualy watches, like Inside Edition. Extra, TMZ, and Entertainment Tonight.

I was listening to Clyde last night and didn't shut the radio down before The Nooron arrived in his clown car, as Seraphim accurately stated.  I heard the remark about the transponders and immediately thought the same thing, Juan Cena.  With morons like Snorge, no wonder Clear Channel is 21 billion bucks in the hole.

[coaster]

So Robert Morningstar passed up the opportunity to apologize for claiming that this is a spaceship on the Moon.

Not only that, but he doubled down by repeating the untenable claim  that there are miles-high glass towers on the Moon. I disposed of that more than a year ago.

Whats your take on the photos of the rocks that are covered in "lichen"? While I don't think its lichen or moss, the pictures did make me do a double take at first.

[expat]

Whats your take on the photos of the rocks that are covered in "lichen"? While I don't think its lichen or moss, the pictures did make me do a double take at first.

I can't comment without knowledge of where to find the original images from the Curiosity library. Morningstar says he's adjusted the gamma -- but what else? Also I don't know what he means by "the small version."

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hi expat,

Nice to see you here.  I enjoy your Dork Mission blog! Is Morningstar's junk yard the same one where Hoagie found the sneaker, engine parts, and Data's head, or are we to assume Mars is littered with junk yards. 

And it's been rumored that some ancient alien theorists believe this could be a picture of ancient Martian scrap dealers who imparted their knowledge to prehistoric pickers.