George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[FallenSeraph]

Noory just promoted his videocast show "Beyond Bullief" and said "always only go for shows you can try out free first"
Was that a hidden dig at John B Wells pay venture without a free trial period?

LMAO maybe 

[FallenSeraph]

George is not as fascinated with exorcisms as I am.

He has lived in St. Louis since 1979 and has NEVER checked out the hospital in St. Louis where the country's most famous alleged exorcism was performed.

I was surprised when he said that. I guess I should stop projecting my weird interests on other people.

[FightTheFuture]

That's the one thing that has always annoyed me the most about George Noory; his total lack of curiosity.

[PB the Deplorable]

He just plain is not interested in the topics.

Which means he probably hates his job but knows he could never find anything remotely close to what he makes now.  Poor George, he can't go out at night.  All day long and into the evening he's got his show looming over him

[FightTheFuture]

He just plain is not interested in the topics.

Which means he probably hates his job but knows he could never find anything remotely close to what he makes now.  Poor George, he can't go out at night.  All day long and into the evening he's got his show looming over him

The minutes and minutes of show prep must take a hideous toll.

[PB the Deplorable]

The minutes and minutes of show prep must take a hideous toll.

Oh, he goes out for a long lunch, and a long dinner.  He strolls around the office bothering people.  Surfs the net, watches videos, catches up on celeb gossip.  Looks for articles involving kids and animals.  Reads his email.  Has a couple meetings.

No friends, no family around when he's in LA

Over and over, every day.

[Morgus]

The guest on right now sounds a lot like William Henry.

[Gassy Man]

Wow, up late and working on a presentation and paper for a doctoral class and have Noory on in the background because he's usually like audio wallpaper anyway.  But he's in particularly stupid form this evening.  Earlier, he didn't get the point the guest was making about most young people not knowing what they want to do with their life and jumped in "But I knew what I wanted to do," or some such nonsense.  Now he has some knucklehead on saying platitudes about death and dying without any meaningful points or insightful facts, observations, or anecdotes.  It's like two old guys in a booth at Dunkin Donuts trying to figure out what to talk about so not to have to leave because it started snowing outside . . . he also just said "paints us a picture" and he slurred it so it sounded like he said "penis a picture."

[FallenSeraph]

The comforting second-half guest just told us that death is "only six inches away" from us at any time.

George remarks that he himself is in the "home stretch."

"One day I'm gonna end up being a crawl on CNN just as I was when I first took this show." Yeah, he said that. At this point a spot in the CNN news crawl might be stretching it, George. But you keep dreaming.

Then they move on to discuss how you can tell if someone has had "a good run."

George urges all of us to have "a good run."

George shares thoughts on the logistics of death and declares that the best way to go is "to drift off while in your sleep."

He asks the guest what age would be considered "a good run" at death and whether people with bad health even have lives worth living. Meanwhile, I am briefly tempted to turn this half of the show into a "good run" drinking game.

George teases to pet death coming up after the commercial break. He blessedly opts not to segue with "And hey kids, if you're feeling scared about death right now, try some Carnivora! That's C-A-R-N . . ."

I drift off to sleep and dream about slitting my wrists and euthanizing dogs.

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HE'S GONNA BRING UP ANGELS, I CAN FEEL IT!

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HE'S GONNA BRING UP ANGELS, I CAN FEEL IT!

Is this how you present yourself to a new employer as posted on other threads?

[FallenSeraph]

Is this how you present yourself to a new employer as posted on other threads?

You're turning this place into a real drag for me.  It's one of the few places I like during this OH SO SH*TTY TIME IN MY LIFE, so congrats on that, man. I hope you feel great.

[21st Century Man]

Geez, Louise.  I don't understand how people can listen to this crap.  I fastblasted GN 2 weeks ago that I wish he would get away from the self-help quacks and the doom n gloom conspiracy stuff and get back to the paranormal.  Looks like he took some of my advice except for the quacks.  After listening to the last 40 minutes, I'm thinking about buying some heroin like PSH and checking out.  Or does anybody know where I can get some hemlock?

[norrykilledc2c]

The comforting second-half guest just told us that death is "only six inches away" from us at any time.

Insert AIDS joke here.

"One day I'm gonna end up being a crawl on CNN just as I was when I first took this show." Yeah, he said that. At this point a spot in the CNN news crawl might be stretching it, George. But you keep dreaming.

CNN Crawl: "Boring talk show host found dead with pizza roll lodged in his throat."

[21st Century Man]

You're turning this place into a real drag for me.  It's one of the few places I like during this OH SO SH*TTY TIME IN MY LIFE, so congrats on that, man. I hope you feel great.

Pay no attention to Old MacDonald.  He is miserable because he lost his farm.

[norrykilledc2c]

You're turning this place into a real drag for me.  It's one of the few places I like during this OH SO SH*TTY TIME IN MY LIFE, so congrats on that, man. I hope you feel great.

Ignore the troll. Your posts make a lot of people smile.

[coaster]

The last couple hundred pages of this thread has been hard to follow. The newer ones are not any better. Its really fucking nonsense now. jibber-jabber. Cant dig through a garbage dump to find your fucking keys. Why dig through tons of pages for a post. I am retiring from this topic.

[Bmassie]

The other nite noory was soo happy he finally was able to talk about bothering Mel Gibson at a restaurant for real celebrity's. He probably told Alex during break to ask him about Mel. That name dropping fame whore is always trying to act like he's hanging out in all the best Hollywood restaurant.

[FallenSeraph]

CNN Crawl: "Boring talk show host found dead with pizza roll lodged in his throat."

LOL I would vote this for top right corner except out of context it looks like we're making veiled death-by-Totino's threats.

[UFQuack]

The last couple hundred pages of this thread has been hard to follow. The newer ones are not any better. Its really fucking nonsense now. jibber-jabber. Cant dig through a garbage dump to find your fucking keys. Why dig through tons of pages for a post. I am retiring from this topic.

I suspect you say this because of its sort of compendium vs a live thread now? If so--I sort of agree with that point but I guess this also makes me guilty of adding fucking nonsense--so sorry for that.

Which leads me to my next question: Are we supposed to use the Noory Sucks Compendium as a live thread or should an on-going live or nightly thread have been created?

[21st Century Man]

I know a lot of people complain that GN is predisposed to the Christian point of view.  I find that view to be lacking.  He has stated that he is not a practicing Catholic that he was only brought up that way.  Yes he has guests on that are "Christians" and they are allowed to promote  their end-times philosophy.  However he is so freaking careful not to offend anybody that he lets the guest go on and on  without a challenge.  I am a Christian too but belong to no church and I am skeptical of people who proclaim that they have the answers when they have jackshit to back it up. Ever hear of false prophets, George?  But GN just lets them spout their drivel.  Anyway, I find that GN seems to lack any sort of beliefs at all.   Only thing he can say are general statements like I know there's more to life than this plane of existence.  That sums up GN's view on everything paranormal.  It nauseates me.  He seems to have no opinions on the paranormal at all.  So why the hell is he attracted to paranormal topics if he has no beliefs?  He seems to be an empty shell of a person with no opinions at all when it comes to the preternatural.  Then he has new age and medical quacks on who desperately need to be put in their place.  Not one whisper of a challenge.  I know he sort of believes a lot of the quacks especially in the medical field but I wish he would grow some balls and challenge someone now and then but I guess that's too much to hope for.

[21st Century Man]

Man, more Rat Pack shit.  I like Sinatra but the songs he chooses are lame.  I guess we can be thankful that he doesn't play the Sinatra version of Mrs. Robinson.

[21st Century Man]

I suspect you say this because of its sort of compendium vs a live thread now? If so--I sort of agree with that point but I guess this also makes me guilty of adding fucking nonsense--so sorry for that.

Which leads me to my next question: Are we supposed to use the Noory Sucks Compendium as a live thread or should an on-going live or nightly thread have been created?

I know I haven't posted much but I've followed the thread since the days when it was on that other web site.  It is a live thread because George sucks all of the time.  He just sucks less sometimes and brother is that rare.

[Abby Normal]

Pay no attention to Old MacDonald.  He is miserable because he lost his farm.

Everybody knows that.  But did you know Old MacDonald is a lousy speller?

[valdez]

...I drift off to sleep and dream about slitting my wrists and euthanizing dogs...

...Its really fucking nonsense now... 

...It nauseates me...

...Ignore the troll. Your posts make a lot of people smile.

     J. Patrick Rick on how he joined a monastery, and then he quit, and then the indians attacked and took back their land, and something about an exorcism, and he wrote a book that had a really cool title, but nobody would understand it, so he re-titled it to something lame, and then he did an ok impersonation of Bill Clinton.  Then George said the David Kessler segment, on death, would be "an amazing couple of hours."  But it wasn't.  George also told us that he had a dream that the internet had gone away.

 

[FallenSeraph]

I suspect you say this because of its sort of compendium vs a live thread now? If so--I sort of agree with that point but I guess this also makes me guilty of adding fucking nonsense--so sorry for that.

Which leads me to my next question: Are we supposed to use the Noory Sucks Compendium as a live thread or should an on-going live or nightly thread have been created?

Oops, my bad. I've been using it to post live comments on the rare occasions when I'm listening to the show and conscious.

[VtaGeezer]

He has stated that he is not a practicing Catholic that he was only brought up that way. 

I was surprised Noory didn't drop Patrick Rick ASAP when he learned his book was about the history of the Alexan Brothers abbey and not the famous St. Louis exorcism at the Alexan Brothers hospital. He has no clue what to this guest's book is about, no clue at all.  When he asked Rick if a Catholic "Brother" is "...like, a priest's assistant..." I was amazed. Having repeatedly heard Noory expose his appalling ignorance of Catholicism, its no wonder he's abandoned it. I find it really hard to believe he graduated from U. of Detroit, a Jesuit school. The Jesuits run tough schools.

[yumyumtree]

I've been using it as a live thread. When I joined, or started lurking anyway, it was about on page 600.

[georgesucks]

I've been using it as a live thread. When I joined, or started lurking anyway, it was about on page 600.

Hey george noory you suck.

[georgesucks]

Hey everyone George Noory signed in yesterday. I wish that post more often.

[MV/Liberace!]

Coast is supposed to be in search of the truth. How can that take place when there is suppression?

because coast is not coast.  it is clear channel, a giant, soulless corporate enterprise.

This is not a slam at the current host...

i think it would be wrong to blame george, anyway.  i don't think he has tight control over a single aspect of how things are run.  he's an employee, whereas art was the boss.  george might have control over the guests and who appears, but even in that area, i'll bet his power is limited.