George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[yumyumtree]

"Universes keep banging each other ." Still not as good as Schroedinger's cathouse.

Guest says in parallel universe George is not a talk show host. Take me there.
Numbers lady sez Broncos lost because of Payton Manning's numbers or something.

[Designx]

Parallel universe guest is full of crap - turning off.

[NoMoreNoory]

Parallel universe guest is full of crap - turning off.

If you did, you missed possibly the greatest mush-mouth of them all.

"Quantum Phillicks"

Fucking hilarious!!

[Morgus]

Noory keeps doing ads for something he calls "cheaper than dirt"
Everytime he says that I think he is talking about himself...

[coaster]

They should rename the show to "commercial to commercial with george noory."

[Heather Wade]

They should rename the show to "commercial to commercial with george noory."

...aaand we have a Ding!

[norrykilledc2c]

They should rename the show to "commercial to commercial with george noory."

*applause.
A+ my friend.

[Birdie]

Parallel universe guest is full of crap - turning off.

Did you tune out before or after she told the story about going to an alternate universe to retrieve her lost cat? 

They should rename the show to "commercial to commercial with george noory."

Well done, sir.

[Morgus]

Looks like Noory is dumping his main guest an hour early?
For what, open lines or ?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Looks like Noory is dumping his main guest an hour early?
For what, open lines or ?

Joshua P Warren and some UFO reports. I guess Lionel Fanthrope was busy.

I caught about 30 minutes of the show, the guest didn't seem bad, just sort of blindsided by GN's questions.
There was a minute where the guest had barely finished answering a question and GN rushed to move to open lines.

Warren's UFO photos look like the sand skiff in Return of the Jedi.

[nooropathy]

Being new to this forum, I’d like to introduce my Avatar

(Beware - I may step through a PORT HOLE and change into something else !)
The Avatar is a representation of the human nervous system â€" without any sex organs explicitly shown and intended for all agesâ€"G(N) rated; especially considering others I’ve seen on this board.
However, this nervous system has all the symptoms of a severe and potentially chronic case of PN!  (see below). 

Peripheral Nooropathy â€" PN

From Wikipediatric, the free encyclopedia about child like radio hosts especially the late night variant.

Not to be confused with Noor-apathy (for those who don’t really care about GN)

Peripheral Nooropathy

(PN variant-GN) is damage or disease of nerves of the peripheral nervous system from listening when GN is broadcasting live BUT only to a slightly lesser degree when listening to commercial free podcasts.  It may affect sensation, movement, gland or organ function, and other aspects of health, depending on the type of nerve affected and the guest is being interviewedâ€"OPEN LINES JUST SUCK ALL THE TIME.  Common causes include systemic diseases (such as jorchitis, or noorosy), vitamin deficiency (primarily toomeric), medication (e.g., noorotherapy), traumatic injury (especially HOT PIZZA ROLLS), excessive alcohol consumption (particularly during the live broadcast: and to greater or lesser degree the commercials (without DAVE) but especially during the show; immune system disease or infection, or it may be inherited (present from birth, i.e., GN’s Siamese twin removed and relocated to another planet but who returns nightly to visit through the universal CtoC-AM PORT HOLE). 

PN is only observed in people who listen to CtoC-AM with George (AKA â€" Dave, Jorch, Nooron etc.) as the host for various time periods that can include seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, and up to and including millennium or the end of his new contract which ever comes sooner.  Particular phrases, finishing sentences for all except himself on occasion, pretending or trying to pretend to be smarter than the guest, and especially made up laughter QUOTE “HA,HA,HA” CLOSED QUOTE â€" a Dave quote from every show and end every topic you listen too…and the one that makes me stop listening and suffering.

In conventional usage, the word nooropathy (noory+pathy eliminate the Y just because there is another one) without modifier usually means peripheral Nooropathy.

Nooropathy affecting a single nerve is called "mononooropathy" and nooropathy involving many nerves in similar areas on each side of the body is termed "symmetrical polynooropathy" or simply "polynooropathy." (Stereo headphones are particularly helpful in achieving this state of balance).  When two or more (typically just a few, but sometimes many) individual nerves in different areas of the body are affected it is called "mono-nooritis multi-jorch…can be especially bad when listening in both ears at the same time, I use only one ear bud at a time, just to lessen the affect).
"multifocal mononooropathy" or "multiple mononooropathy."

Peripheral nooropathy may be chronic (a long term condition where symptoms begin subtly and progress slowly) or acute (sudden onset, rapid progress and slow resolution). Acute nooropathies demand immediate diagnosis. Motor nerves (that control muscles), sensory nerves, or autonomic nerves (that control automatic functions such as heart rate, body temperature and breathing), may be affected. More than one type of nerve may be affected at the same time. Peripheral nooropathies may be classified according to the type of nerve predominantly involved, or by the underlying cause. Where the cause is unknown it is described as idiopathic nooropathy or better known as idiot-nooropathy (something in which Dave excels).

One suggestion is eliminating the source, e.g., turn the volume way down so you can go to sleep, I know that works and sleep is very healing like going through a PORT HOLE via a TOOMERIC VAPOR CLOUD!

Nooropathy may cause painful cramps, fasciculations (fine muscle twitching), muscle loss, bone degeneration, and changes in the skin, hair, and nails. Additionally, motor nooropathy may cause impaired balance and coordination or, most commonly, muscle weakness; sensory nooropathy may cause numbness to touch and vibration, reduced position sense causing poorer coordination and balance, reduced sensitivity to temperature change and pain, spontaneous tingling or burning pain, or skin allodynia (severe pain from normally nonpainful stimuli, such as light touch or reading "Worker in the Light"); and autonomic nooropathy may produce diverse symptoms, depending on the affected body parts, but common symptoms are poor bladder control, abnormal blood pressure or heart rate, and reduced ability to sweat normally.   

*********************** Disclaimer***********************************
Thanks to WIKI for some of this stuff,

If you think you have a real case of neuropathy and not really from listening to CtoC-AM (GN) contact your doctor, but if you know you have full blown Nooropathy just stop listening to GN.

[valdez]

Parallel universe guest is full of crap - turning off.

..the guest didn't seem bad, just sort of blindsided by GN's questions...

A few days ago I was reading an article in Business Week (I think) about the bitcoin thing, and I learned how incredibly psychotically complicated it is, and just how piss poor a job Noory does at covering it, and everything else.  To say that he just scratches the surface would give him too much credit.  Noory fly’s a hundred of miles over the surface asleep in a hot air ballon.  I wanted to hear more about the physics of parallel universes with Pam Oslie, and I could tell she wanted to get into it.  I think Richard Dewhurst (replaced by Joshua P Warren) thought he was going to have a conversation about giants, and instead he found himself getting the Noory shlock fest treatment for the masses.  And he wants people to pay (the Giam thing) for this crap?  I pay nothing and I still feel ripped off.  The elites could not have placed a better guy at the helm c2c.  Yes, George, you are their tool and the day will come when you will be asked to endorse and sell their “mark of the beast” you will do so with gusto and enthusiasm.  I like that guy who calls in a lot with those well prepared and thoughtful questions.  Some people just have class.

"...without it you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade!
I've got mine and it looks great!  Call now and get
yours!  Use the cupon code: George..."

[wr250]

maybe jazmunda should call in ?

[b_dubb]

Jazmunda: "George my penis keeps falling off. What should I do?"

George : "Take tumeric and stop FAP'ing all the time. Next caller!"

[ItsOver]

"Universes keep banging each other ." Still not as good as Schroedinger's cathouse.

Guest says in parallel universe George is not a talk show host. Take me there.
Numbers lady sez Broncos lost because of Payton Manning's numbers or something.

For once, the numbers nut gets it right.  Manning was 8, Seahawks 43.

[Designx]

That's when I tuned out.

Did you tune out before or after she told the story about going to an alternate universe to retrieve her lost cat?

[Bmassie]

I enjoyed noory not bringing up angels when he was discussing giants must have taken a lot of restraint. That lady with the parallel universe cat story was too much, she was lucky noory has no morality and allows all sorts of lies over the air. 

[MV/Liberace!]

     A few days ago I was reading an article in Business Week (I think) about the bitcoin thing, and I learned how incredibly psychotically complicated it is, and just how piss poor a job Noory does at covering it, and everything else.  To say that he just scratches the surface would give him too much credit.  Noory fly’s a hundred of miles over the surface asleep in a hot air ballon.  I wanted to hear more about the physics of parallel universes with Pam Oslie, and I could tell she wanted to get into it.  I think Richard Dewhurst (replaced by Joshua P Warren) thought he was going to have a conversation about giants, and instead he found himself getting the Noory shlock fest treatment for the masses.  And he wants people to pay (the Giam thing) for this crap?  I pay nothing and I still feel ripped off.  The elites could not have placed a better guy at the helm c2c.  Yes, George, you are their tool and the day will come when you will be asked to endorse and sell their “mark of the beast” you will do so with gusto and enthusiasm.  I like that guy who calls in a lot with those well prepared and thoughtful questions.  Some people just have class.

"...without it you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade!
I've got mine and it looks great!  Call now and get
yours!  Use the cupon code: George..."

i'm so glad you still post regularly.

[FallenSeraph]

They should rename the show to "commercial to commercial with george noory."

awesome â€" I needed that laugh 

[ItsOver]

     A few days ago I was reading an article in Business Week (I think) about the bitcoin thing, and I learned how incredibly psychotically complicated it is, and just how piss poor a job Noory does at covering it, and everything else....

"...without it you won't be able to buy, sell, or trade!
I've got mine and it looks great!  Call now and get
yours!  Use the cupon code: George..."

Ah, the Noory "my big kielbasa" photo.  He looks like he's suited-up, ready to head to the laboratory to work on FrankenWells.  Oh, wait.  They let the monster go.

[Abby Normal]

What I learned from listening to Coast to Coast AM last night.

Giants were common in North America.  But, unlike dinosaurs, there are no skeletons on display anywhere to prove it.  The answer?  A conspiracy, of course.  Who is behind this evil conspiracy?  Why, the Smithsonian and Native Americans.  Thousands of skeletons have been dug up but, doggone it, each and every time one is found someone from the Smithsonian, accompanied by an American Indian, shows up and absconds with it.

More TRUTH from Coast to Coast.

[munbeam666]

What I learned from listening to Coast to Coast AM last night.

Giants were common in North America.  But, unlike dinosaurs, there are no skeletons on display anywhere to prove it.  The answer?  A conspiracy, of course.  Who is behind this evil conspiracy?  Why, the Smithsonian and Native Americans.  Thousands of skeletons have been dug up but, doggone it, each and every time one is found someone from the Smithsonian, accompanied by an American Indian, shows up and absconds with it.

More TRUTH from Coast to Coast.

THE REAL question is: Why were the dinosaurs not allowed on the Ark?

[albrecht]

THE REAL question is: Why were the dinosaurs not allowed on the Ark?

I've heard these theories before. The thing that guests, sorry "experts" and "researchers", don't mention is that while they are very suspect of the press today (and rightfully so) they seem to think the press of the past was accurate and true. So they use stories from old newspapers, tabloids, and "yellow journals", as proof of these discoveries. However, they do have a point on the Native American and Smithsonian conspiracy, a bit, with caveats. There is a law so that skeletons found are reburied (or whatever) due to the law. There have been some unexplained or odd bones found that haven't made the news or research has been properly done.  And, clearly, the mainstream (it is even a holiday!) keep up the bs that Columbus was the first to the "new world". Ignoring the Vikings (verified) and possibly the Chinese, Polynesians, etc first. Look up the Souletrean Hypothesis and the pre-Clovis cultural remnants (Buttermilk Creek site, and others.)

[PB the Deplorable]

I've heard these theories before. The thing that guests, sorry "experts" and "researchers", don't mention is that while they are very suspect of the press today (and rightfully so) they seem to think the press of the past was accurate and true. So they use stories from old newspapers, tabloids, and "yellow journals", as proof of these discoveries. However, they do have a point on the Native American and Smithsonian conspiracy, a bit, with caveats...

... There have been some unexplained or odd bones found that haven't made the news or research has been properly done...

Not to mention the so-called out-of-place-artifacts.  The Smithsonian seem to have suppressed as much as they can that doesn't fit in with established 'history'

[Dateline]

I'm tired of censorship and suppression.  Coast is supposed to be in search of the truth. How can that take place when there is suppression?  I look upon the parting with John Wells as a direct form of that censorship and suppression.  How do you get to the truth when you do not allow that voice to be heard.  It is covered and mocked, silenced never more to air on a Saturday night.  I consider this a serious clash of my belief of what Coast was about, and I am reeling inside with my views about this show.  It was just wrong to release John Wells. Truth is not a disjointed presentation to second graders, we are grown-ups, most of us and John gave it to us.  The new direction is adrift and I am afraid the compass has lost its magnetic pull.  This is not a slam at the current host, just a misdirection that I don't at this moment see away to even to an isle as welcome as Japan.

This raises a serious marketing question.  Has Coast become the Radio Shack, Sears and J.C. Penneys of late-night radio?

[VtaGeezer]

I consider this a serious clash of my belief of what Coast was about, and I am reeling inside with my views about this show. 

Be assured that C2C, as created and hosted by Art Bell, was never about the dopey and dark crap that became normal fare under Noory, and more recently Toxic John.

[FallenSeraph]

I'm tired of censorship and suppression.  Coast is supposed to be in search of the truth. How can that take place when there is suppression?  I look upon the parting with John Wells as a direct form of that censorship and suppression.  How do you get to the truth when you do not allow that voice to be heard.  It is covered and mocked, silenced never more to air on a Saturday night.  I consider this a serious clash of my belief of what Coast was about, and I am reeling inside with my views about this show.  It was just wrong to release John Wells. Truth is not a disjointed presentation to second graders, we are grown-ups, most of us and John gave it to us.  The new direction is adrift and I am afraid the compass has lost its magnetic pull.  This is not a slam at the current host, just a misdirection that I don't at this moment see away to even to an isle as welcome as Japan.

This raises a serious marketing question.  Has Coast become the Radio Shack, Sears and J.C. Penneys of late-night radio?

Feel free to slam the current host. The rest of us do. And the answer to your last question is "Kmart."

C2C without John Wells feels weird and sad to me now. Blah.

[VtaGeezer]

Walmart...Noory is merely the greeter.

[FallenSeraph]

OK, he gets points for asking former monk Patrick Rick to do his Clinton impersonation. Glad I suggested it. 

[Morgus]

Noory just promoted his videocast show "Beyond Bullief" and said "always only go for shows you can try out free first"
Was that a hidden dig at John B Wells pay venture without a free trial period?