George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

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Suffering from a plugged blowhole ....

[Roy Hinkley]

I think Scifi guy is Noory's damage control guy. Some kind of public relations gig he's doing.

I don't know, but something smells fishy!   

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[bmcintyre]

I think Scifi guy is Noory's damage control guy. Some kind of public relations gig he's doing.

Good luck with that.  I have listened to him for 10+ just to get to sleep at night and he has only irritated me.  But, I think, maybe I am being too hard on the guy?  Maybe its me.  Then, I bump into this place and get validated.

Maybe he is a consultant or 1099!

[ItsOver]

I think Scifi guy is Noory's damage control guy. Some kind of public relations gig he's doing.

Leave it to Dave to use an out of work mammal from Sea World to battle for his rep.

[shell88]

  Dave is definitely narcissistic with co-dependent messiah complex.  It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he sent captain dolphin here.  He certainly brought all the symbolic meaning of the dolphin with him.  Except he sounded like he was getting tired of his job yesterday.  Maybe the gigs up soon.

[ItsOver]

  Dave is definitely narcissistic with co-dependent messiah complex.  It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he sent captain dolphin here.  He certainly brought all the symbolic meaning of the dolphin with him.  Except he sounded like he was getting tired of his job yesterday.  Maybe the gigs up soon.

There's not enough chum in the world to make that gig worthwhile. I think I'd rather be sushi.

[bmcintyre]

  Dave is definitely narcissistic with co-dependent messiah complex.  It wouldn't surprise me in the least if he sent captain dolphin here.  He certainly brought all the symbolic meaning of the dolphin with him.  Except he sounded like he was getting tired of his job yesterday.  Maybe the gigs up soon.

I think he poops on a wonderful opportunity.  All he has to do is interview interesting people by telephone so he never even has to brush his hair or dress up for work.  He gets a nice salary, benefits, gets to meet interesting people, probably gets a share of the advertising, writes crappy books, what is there not to love about this job? 

Christ on a bubble, I could write his copy for him in my sleep and sound better. 

Most people his age or any other age for that matter, would love this opportunity. 

What kind of opportunity does he think he deserves or will get if this falls through? 

[PB the Deplorable]

So I sent George and email and asked him why he had Oates on after Bell had banned him. I asked George if it was retaliation against Art for calling him lazy.

George's response:

Are you an idiot?

George needs to know in order to respond properly.

If you are an idiot, he has a moronic response for you - everyone else is just a 'hater' and a 'low life'.

[shell88]

It's terribly sad really.  Such baffoonary in high places. No class whatsoever. No appreciation for a once elegantly constructed radio show.  Wont matter any more soon.  Art will seriously rock siriusxm. He'll be able to use his creative abilities to the fullest.  It won't surprise me if he builds a second masterpiece. He's certainly got the drive and talent for it. You just better stick around another 15 years Art.       

[bmcintyre]

George posted here that he grew up with a mutilated tongue.  Not long ago, I remember him saying that at family gatherings, he was always asked to sing.

I wonder if it was like Young Frankenstein's Putting on the Ritz. 

For safety's sake, do not humiliate him.  See a video of what could have been George and his Dad at any family function.

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Young Frankenstein- Putting on the Ritz.

[bmcintyre]

George needs to know in order to respond properly.

If you are an idiot, he has a moronic response for you - everyone else is just a 'hater' and a 'low life'.

He called me a "bottomfeeder," when I asked him whats up chicken butt?  I usually do not get that response.  He comes to a site called George Noory Sucks (because he is a horrible radio host) and starts demonstrating first hand why he is an ass.  It doesnt take much to humiliate him. 

[Roy Hinkley]

George posted here that he grew up with a mutilated tongue.  Not long ago, I remember him saying that at family gatherings, he was always asked to sing.

I wonder if it was like Young Frankenstein's Putting on the Ritz. 

For safety's sake, do not humiliate him.

The link below may not work. 
Young Frankenstein- Putting on the Ritz.

Too funny BM!    Old marble mouth is almost that bad some nights.  Oootin on the Itz!

[bmcintyre]

Too funny BM!    Old marble mouth is almost that bad some nights.  Oootin on the Itz!

I did think it odd that he brought up the tongue issue after making a big deal about being the center of attention at Noory gatherings.  How he loved to entertain!  (Too bad nobody could understand a word he said.)

[SciFiAuthor]

Theories, theories, theories, and not a right answer among them. The dolphin neglected work a bit too much and now is running short on a deadline, so I must go . . . for a while. But don't let your guard down. On dark nights while listening to Bell you'll hear Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeee! in the distance. When you do, remember it is only a matter of time before dolphins evolve opposable thumbs and then mankind will rue the day he heard the word porpoise. And unlike you, we LIKE George Noory.

[bmcintyre]

Theories, theories, theories, and not a right answer among them. The dolphin neglected work a bit too much and now is running short on a deadline, so I must go . . . for a while. But don't let your guard down. On dark nights while listening to Bell you'll hear Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeee! in the distance. When you do, remember it is only a matter of time before dolphins evolve opposable thumbs and then mankind will rue the day he heard the word porpoise. And unlike you, we LIKE George Noory.

I just went swimming with the dolphins a few weeks ago and sir, you are no dolphin or porpose.

[Roy Hinkley]

I did think it odd that he brought up the tongue issue after making a big deal about being the center of attention at Noory gatherings.  How he loves to entertain!

Yeah, everybody has their "cousin Eddy" or other oddball character in the family.  The one you just don't have the heart to tell them they can't sing or dance or whatever.  Lucky for Dave, he is such an egomaniac he doesn't know we laugh AT him, not with him...

He is the exact kind of guy who if given the opportunity, would go on Dancing with the Stars due to his delusions of grandeur.  Now THAT, I would pay to see.

[bmcintyre]

Yeah, everybody has their "cousin Eddy" or other oddball character in the family.  The one you just don't have the heart to tell them they can't sing or dance or whatever.  Lucky for Dave, he is such an egomaniac he doesn't know we laugh AT him, not with him...

He is the exact kind of guy who if given the opportunity, would go on Dancing with the Stars due to delusions of grandeur.  Now THAT, I would pay to see.

Then, he would have to get close to a woman, and well, that would be awkward for everyone.

[bmcintyre]

Theories, theories, theories, and not a right answer among them. The dolphin neglected work a bit too much and now is running short on a deadline, so I must go . . . for a while. But don't let your guard down. On dark nights while listening to Bell you'll hear Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeee! in the distance. When you do, remember it is only a matter of time before dolphins evolve opposable thumbs and then mankind will rue the day he heard the word porpoise. And unlike you, we LIKE George Noory.

Yeah, I was up all night thinking about you...Oh no, I wasnt.  Because, I am a writer, and I get a salary for writing. Me write good sometimes.  Dont need to be compensated for sticking up for someone.

[PB the Deplorable]

... And unlike you, we LIKE George Noory.

I may have missed it, but I don't think you ever did say what it was about him you liked

[bmcintyre]

I may have missed it, but I don't think you ever did say what it was about him you liked

Being paid to be his friend

[shell88]

Theories, theories, theories, and not a right answer among them. The dolphin neglected work a bit too much and now is running short on a deadline, so I must go . . . for a while. But don't let your guard down. On dark nights while listening to Bell you'll hear Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeeee! in the distance. When you do, remember it is only a matter of time before dolphins evolve opposable thumbs and then mankind will rue the day he heard the word porpoise. And unlike you, we LIKE George Noory.

  Well you must of misread the title of the thread. And just what is your porpoise here sir? So sorry your gig is up.  I hope he paid you well as your quite adept at it. . He can afford to.  And who is we?  Do you have multiple personalities too?  I think so. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Then, he would have to get close to a woman, and well, that would be awkward for everyone.

Good point....He'll have to rely on his trusty sidekick to tango with. Dave Noory: "Tommie, I've got a job for yeeewww."

[bmcintyre]

Good point....He'll have to rely on his trusty sidekick to tango with. Dave Noory: "Tommie, I've got a job for yeeewww."

Do you like my selfie?  Do you know why I have blood on my face?

[SciFiAuthor]

I may have missed it, but I don't think you ever did say what it was about him you liked

I never actually said.

[shell88]

I never actually said.

He must pay you well then.

[bmcintyre]

Do you like my selfie?  Do you know why I have blood on my face?

Porpoise sandwich; polar bears dont use napkins.

[Ravenna]

The Arbitron radio ratings are a closely guarded secret, unlike the Neilson TV ratings.  So anyone can claim to be the biggest, fastest growing, etc, show, claim anything for number of listeners, and no one can call them on it.

As far at steam-link, that's a PremRat corporate secret.


"If George is being truthful?"  When has he ever been truthful?





Those numbers are weekly cumulatives, not the nightly number.  The 4.5m 'per night' is actually weekly.

At it's height when Art was hosting, C2C was said to have over 15 million weekly listeners

So from the late 90s (15m/wk) to 2006 (4.5m/wk) to 2011 (under 3m/wk), they aren't exactly setting the world on fire.  And every time they lose a major station, they need to pick up several smaller stations to provide the same coverage - so we can't go by number of affiliates.

And as far as 'active listeners', what makes more sense - most of Arts listeners listening to the whole show or most of George's?  Who is the better interviewer, had the better guests, and, frankly, the more intelligent audience and callers?  Clearly, more of Arts listeners listened to the whole show.

George has ruined the show and the audience has cratered.  Which is apparently what PremRat wanted.

One has to wonder why PremRat would want to ruin a radio show that had such a flourishing listenership, allowing them to charge top dollars to advertisers due to the show's ratings.  I can only surmise it must have been some sort of vendetta to Art, but why cripple your cash cow just to make one man unhappy.  Makes no sense to me, so I can only assume my surmise is incorrect.   

[bmcintyre]

One has to wonder why PremRat would want to ruin a radio show that had such a flourishing listenership, allowing them to charge top dollars to advertisers due to the show's ratings.  I can only surmise it must have been some sort of vendetta to Art, but why cripple your cash cow just to make one man unhappy.  Makes no sense to me, so I can only assume my surmise is incorrect.

I dont know about the sponsorship.  The sponsors that George has are not that big.  Maybe there are advertisers between hard breaks in different cities that I dont hear.  It seems like it is a cheap show to produce. 

[onan]

I dunno Ravenna. I don't think management is worried about the show, from a marketing aspect. As long as they are making profit and continuing to lower their operating costs they are going to be happy. They may well be making more profit with shittier shows.

I don't think they care all that much about Art coming back. I would guess they don't see SiriusXM as a competitor. If just five percent of their listeners spends 100 dollars a year that is 17.5 million. I would think many advertisers would want a piece of that

[Roy Hinkley]

Do you like my selfie?  Do you know why I have blood on my face?

LOL - you been eatin' seafood!