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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 10, 2013, 11:41:49 PM
I have a lucid dream that one day, we will have a radio host to listen to for the content of his character, and not for the color of his hairpiece. I have a lucid dream this day, that our children may live in a world where all of God's little ones can come together and ride ponies that George and Tommy clean up after at the carnival.

This forum needs you. That is great stuff!

Spinner

I take it that Dave hasn't apologized.
I guess I was expecting too much of him. The man can't give what he doesn't have.


aldousburbank

Quote from: zeebo on September 11, 2013, 12:01:49 AM
You beat me to the post, was just wondering if I heard that right.  Maybe I'm more spiritual than I ever gave myself credit for.  ???
Nice one bruddamanfella.   :-*

Renaldo

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 10, 2013, 11:59:08 PM
The dude just said "we're all kind of god playing with ourselves. "
Genius.

I missed that. I was busy twerking to Miley Cyrus.

Maxwell

So George wants callers with questions and stories about dreams for two full hours.  This man is the laziest talk show host in the history of talk radio.

Ravenna

Quote from: CampsieNP on September 10, 2013, 01:37:35 PM
Oh gosh, I have The Fremdscham! I just posted I felt bad for Dave. Essch. And here I thought I was just coming down with a cold.

Maybe the whole point of gnoory coming here is to make us feel sympathetic to him so that we'll treat him more kindly.  If so, it worked with some people.  (Not with me, since I doubt it's "him").

popple

I think he came here to try and stop Bateman.

Doomed

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 10, 2013, 11:52:35 PM
Trying to make a show out of this scratch is like trying to make a hen out of a rooster. A dead one.
He's not dead.
He's sleeping.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Scully on September 10, 2013, 10:41:49 PM

<sigh>  There were 2 posts, and I'm sure Food Lion and I both appreciate your mediating our discussion, Roy, but here are both of them.  I think the way I paraphrased is more than fair.  I hope this will set your mind at rest for whatever reason this has so disturbed you.  There was some wordplay involved that may have confused you, but Foodlion and I are o.k., I believe.

I don't need, or want to fight with you.  However, since you implied I might be slow, I will just re-state my point. 

Foodlion said: Commander in Chief.

Scully said:    paraphrasing, that Foodlion said, BLACK president. 

Foodlion never said BLACK president - That was my ONLY point.

I know Foodlion and I are okay, because I've emailed with him.

By the way, I am not mediating your discussion, I thought this was an internet forum for discussion.

Please accept my apology for starting this with you, I do not have a reputation for being a trouble-maker, and I do not want to begin one.  I do not like to fight.  I am sorry I thought you had misquoted Foodlion.  I am not trying to be sarcastic, I am apologizing.

Roy



Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2013, 09:49:19 PM
Temporarily. I don't want to be dramatic, everyone goes through rough patches and has health issues. Luckily, there is a plan to fix everything and I trust my doctors to help me get back to 100%

I hope everything goes okay SaucyRossy.  I put you on my Friday night prayer list!   :)

By the way, how is little Goatsy?


From the noory Schat

'   george noory: I wanted to thank all of you for being so involved with the show in a positive way. Not like some of these wretched chat rooms who just spout hatred all the time.
'

I asked him who picked Oates:
'george noory: I did. I have been in touch with him slightly for several years ever since his daughter fell and was nearly killed. I wanted to do a show on reverse speech and he's the best one out there. Whether you believe in the concept or not'

Quote from: coaster on September 10, 2013, 10:16:31 PM
Just watched a video of Ed Dames and his new hairpiece. He should remote view the back of his head and see how ridiculous he looks.

That is the funniest thing I've read for ages.

Quote from: HorrorReporter on September 11, 2013, 03:15:30 AM
From the noory Schat

'   george noory: I wanted to thank all of you for being so involved with the show in a positive way. Not like some of these wretched chat rooms who just spout hatred all the time.
'

I asked him who picked Oates:
'george noory: I did. I have been in touch with him slightly for several years ever since his daughter fell and was nearly killed. I wanted to do a show on reverse speech and he's the best one out there. Whether you believe in the concept or not'



Same old dumb and lazy George Noory.  He knows it all, he's never wrong, and if anyone says so, they're a hater.  I guess Lisa's a hater too now for trying to explain it to him.

5 days,  15 hours

You know I joined this forum to defend George in some way. I had actually already noticed a lot of the little mistakes he made in the past and found them mostly funny, my brother and I usually text each other when George say's something "funny".
I have just realised that I haven't been listening to coast much lately(I'm in the UK so I'm a day behind with the shows), I've been reading this thread instead and then listening if something is commented on here. This thread had everything, controversy, humour, BS, drama, even George and Art occasionally. Thanks and keep it going.

valdez

Quote from: HorrorReporter on September 11, 2013, 03:15:30 AM
...wretched chat rooms...
Robert Felix  on the coming ice age.  Whenever the subject is climate change George makes it a point to tell us he's "against pollution," but he ain't against wrecking an interview with lucid dream guy, and Donald Sutherland sound alike, Craig Webb, with his rapid fire, disjointed, I really don't care what the answers are, questions, and by taking two hours of calls, saying "the first hour of calls will be for your questions on lucid dreaming, and in the second hour we'll take your stories  on lucid dreaming."  Huh?  Why the controll freak on the calls?  He's getting worse.  He's frazzled.  Art Bell is the approaching storm and George has no shelter.


run

sleeplessinca

Quote from: Ravenna on September 11, 2013, 12:24:24 AM
Maybe the whole point of gnoory coming here is to make us feel sympathetic to him so that we'll treat him more kindly.  If so, it worked with some people.  (Not with me, since I doubt it's "him").
interesting speculation and observation.  It may have been a failed mission, or maybe it won some sympathy.

On air he referred to going "into the belly of the beast" or something like that when he first posted.  He seemed to want to appear like a martyred heroic peacemaker. 

He used a baby for his avatar to appear innocent.  It might evoke protective feelings.  His user name was a little cryptic, his initial crammed together with his last name.  In contrast, Art presented himself exactly as himself from avi picture to user name. 

He asked advice, we gave him some.  He woke up for interviews and improved the bumper selections. 

Then he went squirrelly with the offensive moves.  <sigh>

Foodlion

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on September 11, 2013, 02:50:19 AM
I don't need, or want to fight with you.  However, since you implied I might be slow, I will just re-state my point. 

Foodlion said: Commander in Chief.

Scully said:    paraphrasing, that Foodlion said, BLACK president. 

Foodlion never said BLACK president - That was my ONLY point.

I know Foodlion and I are okay, because I've emailed with him.

By the way, I am not mediating your discussion, I thought this was an internet forum for discussion.

Please accept my apology for starting this with you, I do not have a reputation for being a trouble-maker, and I do not want to begin one.  I do not like to fight.  I am sorry I thought you had misquoted Foodlion.  I am not trying to be sarcastic, I am apologizing.

Roy
Sorry I hate to take off during the prime of last night, but indeed I agree Roy. It was sarcasm on my part that I guess I should have emphasized a bit more.
I prefer to keep myself as a rational thinker and see both sides of the coin, even to someone who doesn't see mine.

If anyone disagrees then it's nothing new, if anyone agrees is nothing new. If I caused anyone grief about my "Racism" statement than I am sorry. I was never meaning to call or even suggest anyone here was in any way a racist, and it was a bad joke, so I'll just leave it at that.

Hope all goes well, and Scully, no harm meant.



Oh and GEORGE NOORY SUCKS!

awake

Quote from: Foodlion on September 10, 2013, 07:58:21 PM
Thank you Sir. I don't drink, but I might enjoy a cigar and a root beer with you :)
Ahh, I'll take you up on the see-gar.  Anytime you come out to visit our little town I'll show you some of the locals haunts. 

Foodlion

Quote from: awake on September 11, 2013, 06:17:15 AM
Ahh, I'll take you up on the see-gar.  Anytime you come out to visit our little town I'll show you some of the locals haunts.
HAHA, I like the way you put that. Now I've been to flagstaff, Phoenix, and Yuma in the past, but my preacher might have issues with me if he hears I visited the city of sin lol I might come back and get a intervention!

But I promise you, if I come to Vegas, I'll supply the See-gars and we can bury the hatchet like good ole boys.


Roy Hinkley

Quote from: coaster on September 10, 2013, 10:16:31 PM
Just watched a video of Ed Dames and his new hairpiece. He should remote view the back of his head and see how ridiculous he looks.
;D

He is a creepy little man.  If was funny how he had two or three huge sighs, like, "OMG can we just get this stupid video clip done with Tommie."

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/19797/52607


aldousburbank

Quote from: Foodlion on September 11, 2013, 06:27:46 AM
HAHA, I like the way you put that. Now I've been to flagstaff, Phoenix, and Yuma in the past, but my preacher might have issues with me if he hears I visited the city of sin lol I might come back and get a intervention!

But I promise you, if I come to Vegas, I'll supply the See-gars and we can bury the hatchet like good ole boys.
I've been from Tucson to Tumcamcari, Tahachapee to Tonopah. And my preacher says i'm overdue for Vegas.

b_dubb

Who sucks more: Noory or George Lucas post Empire?

ziznak

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on September 11, 2013, 06:59:01 AM
;D

He is a creepy little man.  If was funny how he had two or three huge sighs, like, "OMG can we just get this stupid video clip done with Tommie."

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/19797/52607


whoa... Dames does seem severely annoyed towards the end of that interview.  I'm sure seeing the final "cut" (like it was edited much) left him a bit disturbed. laughed my ass off at the mirror backdrop shot revealing an alien base on the not so dark side of his head.

ziznak

Quote from: b_dubb on September 11, 2013, 08:02:26 AM
Who sucks more: Noory or George Lucas post Empire?
thats a tough one but since Lucas at least WAS a genius at one point clearly Noory sucks more.

ItsOver

Dave is a tool phoning it in for a bunch of PremRat tools.  Hell, Dave even sucks at being a tool.

HorrorRetro

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 11, 2013, 07:12:41 AM
I've been from Tucson to Tumcamcari

I love Tucumcari.  I used to head out there on the weekends to soak up the Route 66 nostalgia while it's still there.  We stayed in some of the old, neon-lit motels like the Blue Swallow, Safari, etc.  I love the mid-century kitsch.

sleeplessinca

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 11, 2013, 07:12:41 AM
I've been from Tucson to Tumcamcari, Tahachapee to Tonopah. And my preacher says i'm overdue for Vegas.
Love that song and I just got back from Vegas.  No cigars and that's all I'm saying.  My daughter and I are planning a trip back to celebrate something.  Johnny Walker black for everyone who wants it when we go.

aldousburbank

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 11, 2013, 10:30:56 AM
Love that song and I just got back from Vegas.  No cigars and that's all I'm saying.  My daughter and I are planning a trip back to celebrate something.  Johnny Walker black for everyone who wants it when we go.
Sometimes a cigar isn't just a cigar is all I'm saying. I pass through Vegas in a few days. (Sounds gastric). Look for the dude who's not a tourist, not drinking, gambling, or passing out escort promos and that would be me.

phrodo

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on September 11, 2013, 06:59:01 AM
;D

He is a creepy little man.  If was funny how he had two or three huge sighs, like, "OMG can we just get this stupid video clip done with Tommie."

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/videos/19797/52607

Damn that was a horribly produced piece of crap video. Terrible audio, sordidly edited, white balance was off and WTF kind of set was that ... looked like Tommie interrupted Dames while he was getting his makeup done.... It's beyond belief that they'd put out that kind of crap!

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