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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

SciFiAuthor

Quote from: sleeplessinca on September 10, 2013, 09:36:30 PM
I was just thinking about hitting the hay and hoping Flipper would go away.  Early morning tomorrow.

Now you should thank me for helping you sleep. Come on, credit where credit is due.

SaucyRossy

So as I said earlier, I have given up on trying to get George to explain why he had Oates on.

To share a but of information, I got some bad health news today and I may temporarily lose my eyesight in one or both eyes  (don't worry I've already set up all my electronics to allow me to easily listen to Arts new show, and be able to have the posts here read to me and be able to dictate my own posts, as well as allow me to work on some of my scripts while this temporary situation takes place)

So after receiving this news, I thought long and hard about a lot of things and one of those is that I don't want to hold any grudges or be too negative, especially so close to Arts new show.

So I sent George one last email and he responded tonight.

I never plan on listening to George ever again or caring about coast, but I wanted to wrap up what I had posted earlier about all of this.


sleeplessinca

Quote from: bateman on September 10, 2013, 09:37:01 PM
Roy will be along shortly to give you your foot massage.
He hasn't sent me flowers since I put on socks and got my haircut.

C'est la vie. 

aldousburbank

Mr. Art Bell,

If you should happen to read this, it would make a lot of us happy if you looked through a couple of the more inspired threads on this forum. Although you may find a certain portion of our humor to be in bad taste, some of it borders on comedic genius. It is an art to take a negative and turn it into something positive. I believe this to be the original and abiding purpose behind Michael V's creation of the GNS/BellGab baby. Please allow me to say that your particular genius is the actual seed from which this growing and funny commiseration site grew. Thanks my man, for keeping it real and allowing us to feel we know a part of you as a friend. Welcome back!

Here are a couple of links to some of the spill your drink yukkity yuks which I humbly present for your personal amusement:

Jorch's Eyepad
http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=3422.0

Haikus For Noory-san
http://coastgab.com/index.php?topic=2322.0



sleeplessinca

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2013, 09:43:46 PM
So I sent George one last email and he responded tonight.
He probably shouldn't have.  There's a lesson in there.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: Scully on September 10, 2013, 09:33:52 PM
Did you see quotation marks in my post, Roy?
I was just going by your post:

"Call me racist if you can figure out a way to back yourself up, Foodlion, but I'm a WHITE woman who won't sit still while someone says we ALL hate our BLACK President."

"While someone says" refers to Foodlion, followed by what you are saying Foodlion said (in your words) "we ALL hate our BLACK President."

So, no I don't see quotation marks to answer your question, just you saying that Foodlion says we ALL hate our BLACK president.


SaucyRossy

Quote from: herbalizer on September 10, 2013, 09:47:02 PM
You really might lose your sight Rossy?

Temporarily. I don't want to be dramatic, everyone goes through rough patches and has health issues. Luckily, there is a plan to fix everything and I trust my doctors to help me get back to 100%

SciFiAuthor

Aw shit Rossy. Best of luck with the eyes, I hope recovery is speedy.

I suppose George's note was the best way to end the Noory affair.

sleeplessinca

Quote from: SciFiAuthor on September 10, 2013, 09:43:29 PM
Now you should thank me for helping you sleep. Come on, credit where credit is due.
Thank you Flipper.   

herbalizer

Well if you say so Rossy. Hope you get better quickly.

Spinner

Quote from: lonevoice on September 10, 2013, 09:25:27 PM
Here's some breaking news for those who are following along on their score cards.

Art Bell confirms as of tonight that he has still NEVER received an email from George.   He reiterates that he even posted here last night that George should feel free to re-send it.  Still nothing.

I guess he couldn't find anyone to produce a fake backdated email for him.

Renaldo

Quote from: coaster on September 10, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
Looked like you were defending him tbh. Sometimes I think you post just to see yourself talk..

That could be said for about 3/4ths of the posts on any message board.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: herbalizer on September 10, 2013, 09:50:57 PM
Well if you say so Rossy. Hope you get better quickly.

Thanks! There is a chance it may not come to me losing my sight at all but if I do it will be for a very short time, I'll find out more tomorrow

aldousburbank

Quote from: coaster on September 10, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
Sometimes I think you post just to see yourself talk..
See yourself talk. That's cool man.

lonevoice

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2013, 09:53:39 PM
Thanks! There is a chance it may not come to me losing my sight at all but if I do it will be for a very short time, I'll find out more tomorrow
Prayers up for you, Ross.  Please give an update tomorrow?

herbalizer

I was commenting about the whole Oates thing on the Coast Facebook post about how it was "time to come chat with George for Coast Insiders!" Someone asked me what the deal with Oates was and I found myself wishing I could articulate it better. Maybe something I could cut and paste on all Coast FB posts so at least his followers have some clue how shady George is.

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2013, 09:53:39 PM
Thanks! There is a chance it may not come to me losing my sight at all but if I do it will be for a very short time, I'll find out more tomorrow
Get better Ross.


lonevoice

Quote from: aldousburbank on September 10, 2013, 09:56:27 PM
See yourself talk. That's cool man.
AB, not as though you don't "hear" this enough on the forum, but adding my two cents anyway.  You are one twisted dude and you make me laugh like a loon.

Renaldo

Quote from: bateman on September 10, 2013, 06:23:42 PM
Whole lot of circlejerking going on in here.

Yep. This^^^

I've been trying to catch up and all I'm getting is infighting and masturbation.

Did any of you go to sleep last night or to work today? Eat something that weren't a plate of seemingly luke warm pizza rolls or a 7-11 turkey sandwich on whole wheat (aka The Noory).

The new show's about to start. Everyone go brush your teeth and smell your pits.

Spinner

Quote from: SaucyRossy on September 10, 2013, 09:49:19 PM
Temporarily. I don't want to be dramatic, everyone goes through rough patches and has health issues. Luckily, there is a plan to fix everything and I trust my doctors to help me get back to 100%
I'm glad to hear it will only be temporary.
I'm sure everything will be fine and you'll be back making more great Art Bell promos in no time.
I'll be praying for your speedy recovery.   :)


herbalizer

I cant't believe it. I'm tuning into and looking forward to Coast tonight for some fucked-up reason.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Spinner on September 10, 2013, 10:02:59 PM

I'm glad to hear it will only be temporary.
I'm sure everything will be fine and you'll be back making more great Art Bell promos in no time.
I'll be praying for your speedy recovery.   :)

Oh yeah, I'm hurriedly working on one before the launch of the show Monday. My goal is to have it up Friday or Saturday.

aldousburbank

Quote from: lonevoice on September 10, 2013, 10:00:52 PM
You are one twisted dude and you make me laugh like a loon.
Loons of a feather here be gathered.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: herbalizer on September 10, 2013, 10:04:20 PM
I cant't believe it. I'm tuning into and looking forward to Coast tonight for some fucked-up reason.

I'm listening to a classic Art show about Tesla. Let us know if he addresses oatesgate

aldousburbank

Shit man first post on page whatever it is. Were's my probe thingy?

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