George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[SciFiAuthor]

This guest is interesting, coz he comes across completely level-headed and intelligent and yet the things he's saying are outrageous.

Yeah, absolutely.

[Morgus]

You've gotta wonder about all these oxygen claims he's making. There is only trace oxygen on Mars. Not enough for a person to survive, nor a species to evolve to use it.

Actually his claims are similar to that of John Lear, a past frequent c2c guest, who even claimed the Moon has a thin breathable atomsphere as well.
They claim the mainstream info is a coverup.

[Xtreme1]

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[Ravenna]

I actually think the guest is guilty of being what he accused poor Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard of being:  insane.  'coz if he believes all he's saying, really, he is.

[Roy Hinkley]

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Andrew_Basiago



Travel to Mars

Following Basiago's continued mental decline, he now claims to have teleported to Mars in the 1980s as an Earth ambassador to the Martian civilisation. This is strange because when he published his article nearly three decades later, he claims to have been "astonished" to discover life on Mars. Then again, he is a time-traveller, so who are we to nitpick the chronology?

Along with William B. Stillings, an equally strange comrade he dug up somewhere, Basiago now claims that President Obama was a fellow Mars traveller back in the day, then living under the moniker "Barry Soetoro". Basiago and Stillings say they met Obama on Mars, and the government is now covering up the president's space travel past. One can only hope perhaps someday the cover-up will end so at last the story can be told of Barack Obama: Time-Travelin' Mars Ranger from Harvard.

Basiago has announced his candidacy for the US Presidential election in 2016.[1]

[SciFiAuthor]

Ok, gotta ask the emerging question.

George, you've tried two odd guests tonight. The first fell flat, but that was his content not your part of things. The second has been entertaining and full of weirdness. Are these choices part of the "kicking it up a notch"?

Just asking.

[SciFiAuthor]

The guest reminds of that Dallas guy from years and years ago on Art that claimed he was going to enter a hole to the interior of the earth with a personal helicopter device.

[Ravenna]

Oh my f'n god!!!!  Obama was on Mars!!!!!!!!!!

[ziznak]

FASHINATING... he said it AGAIN.... this i hilarious

[Morgus]

Andrew Basiago also appeared on an episode some months ago of Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory TV show.

[Morgus]

Oh my f'n god!!!!  Obama was on Mars!!!!!!!!!!

Andrew before has said he also saw "Barry Obama" at the time traveler headquarters along with other future presidents as a teenager...

[Ravenna]

I haven't been this entertained by a c2c show in ages.

[Roy Hinkley]

A few years ago I would have said there's no way this looney toon could get elected, but with today's public, it could probably happen.

[ziznak]

i really cant follow the show tonight.... apparently i can listen to BS about annunaki gods living amongst us and planet X shit but... obama on mars.... so not drunk enough

[Ravenna]

He used the word "arguendo."  Now I am getting impressed.  Maybe I will write him in.

[ziznak]

FASHIONATING: the act or ability to startle or bewilder through sheer fashion.

[SciFiAuthor]

I wonder if the Martians ended up with a healthcare plan while he was there, and was that healthcare plan the reason he's now here.

[Roy Hinkley]

It seemed like a dream, because it is all a dream.

[SciFiAuthor]

George, look, you had us riveted tonight.

[ziznak]

where can i sign up to be a manchurian?

[Roy Hinkley]

".......'Cause the public has a short memory. Let me give you a little test, okay? This is my thesis -- the public has a short memory and, like-- How many people remember, a couple of years ago, when the Earth blew up? How many people? See? So few people remember. And you would think that something like that, people would remember. But NOOO! You don't remember that? The Earth blew up and was completely destroyed? And we escaped to this planet on the giant Space Ark? Where have you people been? And the government decided not to tell the stupider people 'cause they thought that it might affect-- [dawning realization, looks around] Ohhhh! Okay! Uh, let's move on!"

[ziznak]

how long do i have to live in manchu? they have lo mein in manchu right? cause im like sooooo down.... wait.... they have soy sauce too right? fried wontons? 

[Scully]

He used the word "arguendo."  Now I am getting impressed.  Maybe I will write him in.

The guy is a lawyer, Ravenna.  Scary, no?  :

[SciFiAuthor]

Holy Jesus, he wants to transplant 1 million Martians here, so long as we check their passports. Only a lawyer could come up with that.

[Xtreme1]

I bet he's a Savant. It would explain a lot.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

accused poor Lovecraft and Robert E. Howard of being:  insane.  'coz if he believes all he's saying, really, he is.

I remember reading some biographical stuff on REH by Glenn Lord? and REH did sound mildly crazy. Could have been an act though. Or REH imaging Conan was real or Conan was standing over him, holding an axe above his head as he typed.
Still not as crazy as the sculpture of Clark Ashton Smith.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yep, he bailed early - must be the cold he has.

[Scully]

Did you guys HEAR George just say he was so glad to have Coast on in the evenings when we can get away from all that other stuff and just relax.

Has hell has just frozen over???  :

[SciFiAuthor]

Even still, Noory did well tonight in my opinion. What do you think Roy?

[Morgus]

Sounds like Noory has cut out early tonight and its a replay of open lines from a past show now for the last hour?