George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey
Has Gnoory been around today?  I was such an asskisser.

Don the Chap-stick and pucker up, I'm having a premonition he's a gonna' be here...

[ItsOver]

Don the Chap-stick and pucker up, I'm having a premonition he's a gonna' be here...

Maybe he's pissed because Meanandnasty swiped his next avatar.

[Roy Hinkley]

Hey, Roy, is that Jorch's old pet dog Ralph, Roscoe, whatever it was called?

No unfortunately, "KC" ya know "The Yellow Lab", was only a figment of Jorch's imagination to try and bond with the real dog lovers.

[Roy Hinkley]

Maybe he's pissed because Meanandnasty swiped his next avatar.

Maybe Jorch could just be called "My Little Phony" instead?

[ItsOver]

No unfortunately, "KC" ya know "The Yellow Lab", was only a figment of Jorch's imagination.

That was it.  "KC."  I just thought all those years of Turmeric may have brought an early demise, kind of like "Old Yellow."

I don't know whether to arrange another seance or order some hot dogs to call out Dave for some more shameless butt kissing and saliva swapping.

[bmcintyre]

B,
You are correct its minimal for the total audience we have, but beyond the jokes (btw some are very very clever and funny)
I wanted to know two things
1) what concerns do the truly interested ones have in me as everyone can grow and change..and I wanted to know that
2) ..I am fascinated by some people who do seem to hate so much that they spend endless hours doing so.
Im curious in the human psyche...who are these people, do they have families, jobs? How would their friends react if they knew how vulger some were.
Please understand, Im ONLY talking about a very few who post here and some of whom have been kicked off.

I really had no idea of what a squirrel Noory was until this email.  Particularly re "How would their friends react if they knew how vulgar some were."  This was a weird statement coming from the pedestal of Noory.  And, in addition, he sounded like he didn't think people that criticized him were worthy of notice because they were bad people.  The whole episode was disturbing.  Where is (Not) George Noory when you need him?

[bmcintyre]

That was it.  "KC."  I just thought all those years of Turmeric may have brought an early demise, kind of like "Old Yellow."

I don't know whether to arrange another seance or order some hot dogs to call out Dave for some more shameless butt kissing and saliva swapping.

I tried nicely to tell him to get a life.  He came in armed with every emotional tool available.  It was so embarrassing. 

[ItsOver]

Maybe Jorch could just be called "My Little Phony" instead?

Hahaha... That's great.  I just wouldn't want to disrupt any love fests or feel-good moments, though, and we certainly don't want to blatantly steal anybody's favorite pet name for Dave, like "My Little Pony."

[George Noory]

I really had no idea of what a squirrel Noory was until this email.  Particularly re "How would their friends react if they knew how vulgar some were."  This was a weird statement coming from the pedestal of Noory.  And, in addition, he sounded like he didn't think people that criticized him were worthy of notice because they were bad people.  The whole episode was disturbing.  Where is (Not) George Noory when you need him?

Never fear, BM. When my name is called, I appear. How can I be of ASSistance?

[ItsOver]

I tried nicely to tell him to get a life.  He came in armed with every emotional tool available.  It was so embarrassing.

It was like watching a really bad George Costanza trying to use a sympathy approach for his next hit line on some poor lady. 

[b_dubb]

let's rebrand coastgab.com to frenemies.com

[George Noory]

7:22pm banning ...... a badge of honor

MV .... will George let you elaborate on which 34 un-castrated posters will be knighted? ...... check with George, and get back to us ...... much appreciated, thank you.

Oh, Ace, now why don't you want to be a buffoon's chump?

[bmcintyre]

Never fear, BM. When my name is called, I appear. How can I be of ASSistance?

BM,,,cant get enough of that!

Could you help George off of his pedestal and point him toward the light?

[Roy Hinkley]

That was it.  "KC."  I just thought all those years of Turmeric may have brought an early demise, kind of like "Old Yellow."

I don't know whether to arrange another seance or order some hot dogs to call out Dave for some more shameless butt kissing and saliva swapping.

Maybe we need a CoastGab mind experiment like Dave does.  At 7:11, let's all think about Dave and see if we can will him to be here.

[Meanandnasty]

Oh, Ace, now why don't you want to be a buffoon's chump?

On this note, I have read the posts and hope this is just playful banter as to getting Noory to do the podcast.  However, if it a true trade-off, it disturbs me for someone, Noory, to lever their power and influence to stifle free speech and thought on a forum.  If you will ban, I will be interviewed on your podcast.

I am for MV getting the interview, but at what cost to free interchange of thoughts and ideas.

This calls for a stampede at the OKAY corral with lots of horse dung, I mean My Little Pony dung flaying.

[George Noory]

BM,,,cant get enough of that!

Could you help George off of his pedestal and point him toward the light?

Self-righteousness is a favorite ploy of the bullshitter. Swallowing a weeks worth of happy horseshit after many years of derision as haters, losers and basement dwellers is the mark of the weak-minded.   

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[Roy Hinkley]

I really had no idea of what a squirrel Noory was until this email.  Particularly re "How would their friends react if they knew how vulgar some were."  This was a weird statement coming from the pedestal of Noory.  And, in addition, he sounded like he didn't think people that criticized him were worthy of notice because they were bad people.  The whole episode was disturbing.  Where is (Not) George Noory when you need him?

Yeah, he still thinks anyone who has constructive criticism is just a trash talker.  That's what happens when you surround yourself with yes-men and no one to keep a reality check on the "talent".

[ItsOver]

Maybe we need a CoastGab mind experiment like Dave does.  At 7:11, let's all think about Dave and see if we can will him to be here.

"Oh, thank heaven for 7:11." Oooooooooommmmmmmm 

[ACE of CLUBS]

Oh, Ace, now why don't you want to be a buffoon's chump?

Not my style ......
Lots of applicants here though ....

This is George Noory Sucks Thread ... right?

[George Noory]

Not my style ......
Lots of applicants here though ....

This is George Noory Sucks Thread ... right?

No Ace. It is the 'George Noory Sucks Thread Posters Suck George Noory Thread'. Get with it, man. Now you just need to sleep and when you wake up you will be a pod person.

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[bmcintyre]

Seems quite straight down the line to me. You sound a bit whiney. Are you upset that George comes across as a normal guy? If I was there with you when George posts, I would hold your hand.

Actually,  I think George comes off as a paranoid schiz but and if I sounded whiny, it was because I thought he was a bit pitiful with his emotional bullying. 

[ItsOver]

Not my style ......
Lots of applicants here though ....

This is George Noory Sucks Thread ... right?

I don't know, that sparkly rainbow of Meanandnasty's avatar is starting to make me feel all warm and gushy inside.  I think I need my Mommy.

[ACE of CLUBS]

"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood ...
a beautiful day in the neighborhood .....

Sad end to the George Noory Sucks thread .....

[bmcintyre]

No Ace. It is the 'George Noory Sucks Thread Posters Suck George Noory Thread'. Get with it, man. Now you just need to sleep and when you wake up you will be a pod person.

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So George, tell us about your most recent infections. Don't hold back.  If you do not have anything, feel free to tell us a sad story about a family member.   

[George Noory]

So George, tell us about your most recent infections. Don't hold back.  If you do not have anything, feel free to tell us a sad story about a family member.

My most recent infection was when I infected this thread. Now it seems to have anal warts all over it.

[ItsOver]

....... Now you just need to sleep and when you wake up you will be a pod person.

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But I don't want to be a "pod person!!!"   

[George Noory]

But I don't want to be a "pod person!!!"   

LOL. Tough shit, four-eyes, that's just the way it is.

[Meanandnasty]

This alleged 7:22 banning of posters, is it Noory's version of the rapture?  At 7:21 you are.  a .  . poster at 7:23. .  you are gone?

I passed, it must have been the new avatar.  It is now after 7:25.

[bmcintyre]

Self-righteousness is a favorite ploy of the bullshitter. Swallowing a weeks worth of happy horseshit after many years of derision as haters, losers and basement dwellers is the mark of the weak-minded.   

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I wish Noory would take his egg baby and go away. 

[nooryisawesome]

If george wants to be a jerk he needs more phone calls.