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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Roy Hinkley

Are they awake when they're texxing?

LOL - never gets old.

wenck

Dave began the show talking about Christmas shopping. Excuse me while I weep tears of blood.


SaucyRossy

George ask him if the fireballs could be Sumerians


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Morgus on August 22, 2013, 05:32:40 PM
We coastgab members must be special - we get FREE live chats almost daily now with GN right here, whereas the coast insider subscribers have to PAY for that privilege and they only get a moderated hour chat once a month or so. :D

Haha, nice.

SaucyRossy

The guest just said he hopes it doesn't come to fisticuffs with the Aliens.


MY GOD I HOPE IT COMES TO FISTICUFFS

Fisticuffs with an alien.....a fox tv special just waiting to be made.



Also, I love the word fisticuffs.


Edit: for more fisticuffs.

SaucyRossy

every time I hear the new voice guy on c2c I think he is about to announce when the next football game will be on.

SciFiAuthor

I wonder what Hoagland's sleep number is.


Nighthawk

I think George really has improved these past few shows. He really did seem to be more with it the last few nights. I had a tear in my eye when a few of the last guests mentioned that if you read their books you will see that the question has been answered. I felt sorry for George because clearly he did not read the book. I know it is impossible to read every book but I felt sorry for George. He is trying to get better but that is one area he just could not improve on these past few trying nights.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 22, 2013, 10:39:03 PM
I think George really has improved these past few shows. He really did seem to be more with it the last few nights. I had a tear in my eye when a few of the last guests mentioned that if you read their books you will see that the question has been answered. I felt sorry for George because clearly he did not read the book. I know it is impossible to read every book but I felt sorry for George. He is trying to get better but that is one area he just could not improve on these past few trying nights.


I am not sure what meme belongs here but I will think of one and edit this post to reflect my thoughts on what you said appropriately.

TequilaMB

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 22, 2013, 10:27:26 PM
The guest just said he hopes it doesn't come to fisticuffs with the Aliens.


MY GOD I HOPE IT COMES TO FISTICUFFS

Fisticuffs with an alien.....a fox tv special just waiting to be made.



Also, I love the word fisticuffs.


Edit: for more fisticuffs.

Do aliens have fists? Would they be tiny fists? Big fat fists like boxing gloves?

Damn, I'm tired. I feel like I'm channeling Dave.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 22, 2013, 10:27:26 PM
The guest just said he hopes it doesn't come to fisticuffs with the Aliens.


MY GOD I HOPE IT COMES TO FISTICUFFS

Fisticuffs with an alien.....a fox tv special just waiting to be made.



Also, I love the word fisticuffs.


Edit: for more fisticuffs.

My favorite scene of alien fisticuffs is when Will Smith punches the alien in the face when he crash lands in Independence Day.


SciFiAuthor

Quote from: Nighthawk on August 22, 2013, 10:39:03 PM
I think George really has improved these past few shows. He really did seem to be more with it the last few nights. I had a tear in my eye when a few of the last guests mentioned that if you read their books you will see that the question has been answered. I felt sorry for George because clearly he did not read the book. I know it is impossible to read every book but I felt sorry for George. He is trying to get better but that is one area he just could not improve on these past few trying nights.

I'd say there's been an improvement. He seems more awake and engaged. Long term it will be interesting to see if he improves the quality of his guests and cuts down on the new age stuff.

I still think he needs a bit more edge to the atmosphere. Hell, the right bumper music might help with that.

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 22, 2013, 10:45:24 PM
I missed it. Whu happen?

MV had said he would pay $25 for anyone who could get in "CoastGab" on the show.  Well, George gave a shout out to CoastGab so he said he has $25 coming to him.

ItsOver

Quote from: Morgus on August 22, 2013, 05:32:40 PM
We coastgab members must be special - we get FREE live chats almost daily now with GN right here, whereas the coast insider subscribers have to PAY for that privilege and they only get a moderated hour chat once a month or so. :D

At least we don't have to spend bucks for our torture.  To bad it looks like MV will.  At least $25 worth.  ;)

sleeplessinca

Better?  You mean listening to guest?  He sounds like an energizer bunny interviewer with his chipper little interuptions/interactions.  Maybe hes hitting the Red Bull trying to stay awake.  Ill bet all the times we caught him being stoopid, he was falling asleep. 

Oh he's different but I'm over him.

Hey! How did he know the speed of meteors well enough to annoyingly interrupt with the "fun factoid"?

CampsieNP

 
Quote from: SciFiAuthor on August 22, 2013, 10:48:50 PM
I still think he needs a bit more edge to the atmosphere. Hell, the right bumper music might help with that.


You mean Art Bell's bumper music? Or the Pat Boone and Frank Sinatra stuff?


SciFiAuthor

Check it out, Peter Davenport just complemented George on the tick show.

ItsOver

Quote from: CampsieNP on August 22, 2013, 10:57:09 PM
You mean Art Bell's bumper music? Or the Pat Boone stuff?

Does Billy Mumy sing?  Hey, it might be better than UFO Phil.

Peter Davenport pretty much says the same thing over and over-"Write down your story" its boring and he adds zero to the conversation.

zeebo

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 22, 2013, 10:27:26 PM
Also, I love the word fisticuffs.

Oh so do I.  And strangely I also love the word "foodstuffs", which kinda sounds the same.  In fact, I wish someone would write a little poem and/or haiku using these two words.

aldousburbank

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 22, 2013, 10:52:29 PM
MV had said he would pay $25 for anyone who could get in "CoastGab" on the show.  Well, George gave a shout out to CoastGab so he said he has $25 coming to him.
Wow that's some kind of noorian mobius strip.  KaChing!

CampsieNP

"foodstuffs"
That word always leaves me puzzled. When I hear people say it, I think it is a frickin joke.
I know it is a real word, but it is just silly.

sleeplessinca

How about that awkward chop on the creepy sighting for station break and then the sheepish return?  "you wanna tell us the rest of that story?". Egads. :-\

sleeplessinca

Oh goodie.  Time for a classic C2C show!!!


ItsOver

Quote from: aldousburbank on August 22, 2013, 11:04:08 PM
Wow that's some kind of noorian mobius strip.  KaChing!

MV should charge George a subscription fee to join the "BellGab Insiders Club" for the pleasure of posting at this site.  He could share the proceeds with us.  It would at least help ease the pain.

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