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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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No

bateman

Quote from: Roy Hinkley on August 21, 2013, 10:20:04 PM
I think Dave has a crush on Katherine.  With this glamour shot of her, can't say as I blame him...

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Are you joking? She's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Renaldo

I know I'm a day late and a dollar short on this, but...

I tuned in last night and the topic was lyme disease?  Really?  Freakin' lyme disease? Not even how lyme disease might've been created by the nazi doctor in Long Island, but really just lyme disease.  WTF? C2C has gotten bad, but seriously, lyme disease?  Not about GMO infested ticks, just the dangers of lyme disease.

Okay, no offense to anyone who has lyme disease, because from what I learned last night, it can be terrible. But seriously, C2C... lyme disease? That would've been a hell of a show if it was 7am on a Sunday morning and the station was fulfilling it's public service time. Is Dave getting ready for Art to suck up all the decent guests so he's slowly switching to boring old people talk radio? Is Linda Moulton Howe going to be replaced by a gardener talking about how to plant your spring bulbs? Is Richard C Hoagland going to be replaced by a medicare specialist?  Free eyepads for everyone?

PrairieGhost

Ok, I for the love of God cannot find the photo on c2c of the horned sea creature. Where do I look for it?

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 10:21:46 PM
Are you joking? She's starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

Wow, never heard of Jocelyn.  She is one freaky looking person.  I think Katherine is slightly more attractive though.


NoMoreNoory

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Ok, I for the love of God cannot find the photo on c2c of the horned sea creature. Where do I look for it?

Scroll down the Home page until you reach In The News. Note that George doesn't quote the Spanish marine expert in the article the C2C website links to saying it's too decomposed to identify, but the 'horns' are bones that have burst out of the body. Then Google oarfish. Case closed. Dragon, my arse.

lonevoice

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 09:59:32 PM
If anyone wants to hear some Classic Bateman calls, they can be found here and here.
Ack, it wants me to "upgrade" to IE10 to play them.  Not today, myspace.   Are they the two calls that Maxwell made the mp3s for? 

Roy Hinkley

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Ok, I for the love of God cannot find the photo on c2c of the horned sea creature. Where do I look for it?

Center bottom under "In the News".

PrairieGhost

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 21, 2013, 10:27:26 PM
Scroll down the Home page until you reach In The News. Note that George doesn't quote the Spanish marine expert in the article the C2C website links to saying it's too decomposed to identify, but the 'horns' are bones that have burst out of the body. Then Google oarfish. Case closed. Dragon, my arse.

Thanks, that's definitely not a horned creature.

Heather Wade

Quote from: Renaldo on August 21, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
I know I'm a day late and a dollar short on this, but...

I tuned in last night and the topic was lyme disease?  Really?  Freakin' lyme disease? Not even how lyme disease might've been created by the nazi doctor in Long Island, but really just lyme disease.  WTF? C2C has gotten bad, but seriously, lyme disease?  Not about GMO infested ticks, just the dangers of lyme disease.

Okay, no offense to anyone who has lyme disease, because from what I learned last night, it can be terrible. But seriously, C2C... lyme disease? That would've been a hell of a show if it was 7am on a Sunday morning and the station was fulfilling it's public service time. Is Dave getting ready for Art to suck up all the decent guests so he's slowly switching to boring old people talk radio? Is Linda Moulton Howe going to be replaced by a gardener talking about how to plant your spring bulbs? Is Richard C Hoagland going to be replaced by a medicare specialist?  Free eyepads for everyone?

Did Dave play the Sinatra too?  Makes for the total suck package.
No offense to Sinatra fans, he was a great man, but there's a time and a place.  Just sayin'.

I'm actually listening to an old Art show about germs (random show on my player), and it is completely fascinating. 

bateman

Quote from: lonevoice on August 21, 2013, 10:28:31 PM
Ack, it wants me to "upgrade" to IE10 to play them.  Not today, myspace.   Are they the two calls that Maxwell made the mp3s for? 

Download Chrome or Firefox.  ;)

And no, these are classic Pre-Noory calls. Worth a listen, IMO.

Catsmile

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:23:21 PM
Ok, I for the love of God cannot find the photo on c2c of the horned sea creature. Where do I look for it?

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/mysterious-horned-sea-monster-washes-ashore-in-spain/

C2C site bottom center "in the news"

lonevoice

Quote from: Renaldo on August 21, 2013, 10:23:10 PM
I tuned in last night and the topic was lyme disease?  Really?  Freakin' lyme disease?
From reading the comments here last night, I didn't even know the topic was lyme disease.  I just remember someone posting that Dave asked the guest if bedbugs could be in any other kind of furniture.  Hahaha.

SaucyRossy

Hey GEORGE, this is a serious question
Have your producers been actively playing more of the classic bumper music that Art used since his announcement?

I am not implying a reason why or anything, it is just very obvious that it is the case.

Heather Wade

Quote from: lonevoice on August 21, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
From reading the comments here last night, I didn't even know the topic was lyme disease.  I just remember someone posting that Dave asked the guest if bedbugs could be in any other kind of furniture.  Hahaha.

Iced tea straight out through the nose!

bateman

Quote from: lonevoice on August 21, 2013, 10:35:29 PM
From reading the comments here last night, I didn't even know the topic was lyme disease.  I just remember someone posting that Dave asked the guest if bedbugs could be in any other kind of furniture.  Hahaha.

As much as it wouldn't surprise any of us to hear it, I have to take credit for that one.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 10:40:06 PM
As much as it wouldn't surprise any of us to hear it, I have to take credit for that one.

Are you rolling out the plastic ala Patrick Bateman?

IS tonight the night?!?!?!

ItsOver

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 10:40:06 PM
As much as it wouldn't surprise any of us to hear it, I have to take credit for that one.

I can see Jorch hoping if we could just rename beds it would solve the entire bedbug problem. 

NoMoreNoory

Upcoming, says Dave, he's going to talk about 'ghosts that attach to your things.' Definitely time for sleep.

ItsOver

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on August 21, 2013, 10:46:15 PM
Upcoming, says Dave, he's going to talk about 'ghosts that attach to your things.' Definitely time for sleep.

Things?  What?  Like Chicago all beef hotdogs?

bateman

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 21, 2013, 10:41:42 PM
Are you rolling out the plastic ala Patrick Bateman?

IS tonight the night?!?!?!

Thinking about it.

"Hi George & Katherine, so uhh, I watch a lot of foot fetish videos online. I mean, A LOT of them. Is there a record of that anywhere..?"

lonevoice

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 10:40:06 PM
As much as it wouldn't surprise any of us to hear it, I have to take credit for that one.

Quote from: ItsOver on August 21, 2013, 10:45:54 PM
I can see Jorch hoping if we could just rename beds it would solve the entire bedbug problem. 

Fun night in the GNS thread tonight, guys.   ;D

SaucyRossy

Oh man this caller is awesome, ENGAGE with her George.

SaucyRossy

Quote from: bateman on August 21, 2013, 10:47:43 PM
Thinking about it.

"Hi George & Katherine, so uhh, I watch a lot of foot fetish videos online. I mean, A LOT of them. Is there a record of that anywhere..?"

"Well there is a special foot fetish section being built in Utah.....away from the population."

WhosURmama

GEORGE NOORY SUCKS GEORGE NOORY HAS ALWAYS SUCKED  GEORGE NOORY WILL ALWAYS SUCK

Trust mama.

PrairieGhost

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 21, 2013, 10:52:46 PM
Oh man this caller is awesome, ENGAGE with her George.

Why does he never dig deep into the interesting calls? It's so frustrating!


Catsmile

Looking at the C2C site first hour, 2 900 year old people talk about technology and how shcary it is. Fascinating
Are they warning us about evil phonographs calling the devil into your home, through those wicked rock n' roll records, yet?

SaucyRossy

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
Why does he never dig deep not the net resting calls? It's so frustrating!

It's pretty pathetic. I am only listening to possibly hear some hilariousness.

PrairieGhost

Quote from: SaucyRossy on August 21, 2013, 10:56:27 PM
It's pretty pathetic. I am only calling to possibly hear some hilariousness.

Just so you know. I typed that with my iPad. I don't think the NSA had anything to do with the horrible auto correct.

Heather Wade

Quote from: PrairieGhost on August 21, 2013, 10:55:44 PM
Why does he never dig deep into the interesting calls? It's so frustrating!

Because the screener disconnects you after you say your question & they move on to the next caller.

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