George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[bateman]

Unbelievable about the book.     How does he get printed?  Is this a vanity press? 

BEYONBELEEF, even.

[crockasocks]

From the "cook book's" Amazon page:

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Yeah, little wonder.

[bmcintyre]

Ed Dames, or Major Ed Dames, since he has come back from Russia (or has he?) seems not the same.  Remember when he used to be drunk and belligerent?  Guess he finally grasped that 1. "Major" isn't that high a rank to carry with you the rest of your civilian life and 2. dyed blonde prince valiant hair/hair cuts are not flattering on elderly faces.  I think calling himself "Dr. Doom" and using the phrase "kill shot" a lot sounds much more academic.   

He and Richard C. Hoagland--Walter Cronkite's butt buy-- sure do talk fancy.  Does Hoagland just make up stuff about physics so he doesn't have to address the math involved using physics?  I am all for that!! What about statics and dynamic equations?  Where was he when I had to learn all of this crap? And, now he is saying that this is all wrong?

[Roy Hinkley]

Jesus Christ. Not that Jorch is good looking from any angle, but that is a PARTICULARLY unflattering angle.

LOL, I thought the same thing!  I know we think of George as two-dimensional, but it looks like somebody smashed his freaking face in with a 2X4 it's so flat!

[Roy Hinkley]

From the "cook book's" Amazon page:

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Yeah, little wonder.

Nice catch crockasocks, that's funny.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...What about statics and dynamic equations?  Where was he when I had to learn all of this crap? And, now he is saying that this is all wrong?

Not only does Hoagland think statics and dynamics equations are all wrong;  he doesn't even know what they are.

[Black Hole]

Jesus Christ. Not that Jorch is good looking from any angle, but that is a PARTICULARLY unflattering angle.

P.S. Might I recommend one of these? http://www.amazon.com/Panasonic-ER-GN30-K-Vortex-Facial-Trimmer/dp/B0049LUI9O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376347745&sr=8-1&keywords=nose+hair+trimmer

lol agreed, particularly

[Black Hole]

LOL, I thought the same thing!  I know we think of George as two-dimensional, but it looks like somebody smashed his freaking face in with a 2X4 it's so flat!

another good one lol

sometimes when things are looking so bad for Georgy I almost start to feel sorry I'm so mean about him and then I turn on Coast and it's 'groundhog day."

Yes Roy, he blows alrighty. lol

[Shockwave]

Hope Bateman can make another call tonight.   

[nooryisawesome]

One of tonight's guest is an apparent fraud

http://www.tnetimes.com/article/519-how-many-times-has-dr-robert-schoch-been-wrong-dr-sam-osmanagich-semir-bosnia-pyramids-yonaguni-sphinx-geophysics-fiasco-geological-phenomenon-graham-man-made-natural-formations-zahi-hawass-Egyptian-han-yangling-chinese/

[nooryisawesome]

Yewwww don't want to listen to art. Satellite radio is really expensive.

[Black Hole]

Yewwww don't want to listen to art. Satellite radio is really expensive.

Yessssh it's only 15 schents a day to be a coast INSIDER!  What does that even mean? Did Art ever use that term? I don't remember that.

[Roy Hinkley]

Ed Dames, or Major Ed Dames, since he has come back from Russia (or has he?) seems not the same. 

2. dyed blonde prince valiant hair/hair cuts are not flattering on elderly faces. 

LOL!  Prince Valiant hair!  I noticed Minor Ed Dame's makeover too, and had to think he finally caught up with the times too.  There is nothing worse than a sixty-year-old man with long hair trying to act like he's still in his twenties.

I don't think George is very tall, so Eddie must be Lilliputian!
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[Black Hole]

LOL!  Prince Valiant hair!  I noticed Minor Ed Dame's makeover too, and had to think he finally caught up with the times too.  There is nothing worse than a sixty-year-old man with long hair trying to act like he's still in his twenties.

I don't think George is very tall, so Eddie must be Lilliputian!
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[Roy Hinkley]

sometimes when things are looking so bad for Georgy I almost start to feel sorry I'm so mean about him and then I turn on Coast and it's 'groundhog day."

I know what you mean - then I think, no, he really brings it on himself.  And since he so full of himself, I think we owe it to him to bring him back down to earth a wee bit.

[Jambar]

To some extent I feel sorry for George. It seems like he's not really good at anything.  He sucks as a radio host, he tries to sing and looks really awkward and creepy doing it, has a stupid snack book (?), and some stupid desk he sits behind on that dumb show.  He reminds me of the kid in science class who keeps trying experiments that always fail.

[Roy Hinkley]

To some extent I feel sorry for George. It seems like he's not really good at anything.  He sucks as a radio host, he tries to sing and looks really awkward and creepy doing it, has a stupid snack book (?), and some stupid desk he sits behind on that dumb show.  He reminds me of the kid in science class who keeps trying experiments that always fail.

Yeah, the Mr. Magoo comparison from the other day really fits well.  I guess you have to give him credit for always trying - there, see, I said something nice about Dave.

[bateman]

Yeah, the Mr. Magoo comparison really fits well.  I guess you have to give him credit for always trying - there, see, I said something nice about Dave.

You would describe his nightly broadcasts as "trying"?

They're trying, alright. For the audience.

[Black Hole]

I really hope there's no sharp criticism when Art returns ESP. on this website; that would just be utterly confusing and I honestly don't want to see it or think that I might be one could do it.

[Black Hole]

You would describe his nightly broadcasts as "trying"?

They're trying, alright. For the audience.

lol!  I think Roy was just getting a little sappy there because he was mentioning how we r so mean sometimes.  I think it just came out wrong, right Roy?  lol

[Roy Hinkley]

You would describe his nightly broadcasts as "trying"?

They're trying, alright. For the audience.

LOL - no, no, no - his show will always SUCK - it's all his other ventures that he is trying - fake authoring of books, fake singing, fake TV show, etc.

[Roy Hinkley]

lol!  I think Roy was just getting a little sappy there because he was mentioning how we r so mean sometimes.  I think it just came out wrong, right Roy?  lol

LOL - yeah, thanks for having my back Black Hole!!

[Roy Hinkley]

I really hope there's no sharp criticism when Art returns ESP. on this website; that would just be utterly confusing and I honestly don't want to see it or think that I might be one could do it.

Art's a pretty darn good interviewer, I doubt there will be much to criticize.  He is the anti-Dave: intelligent, knows how to interview, knows a lot about a great deal of topics, can ask a follow-up question, etc., etc.  He is definitely the polar opposite of Dave. 

The only thing I can think of that will be debated is maybe who will be the guests.  For example, I really hope he does not give any air time to that blowhard Dick Hoagland.  I know a lot of people disagree on that, but I can't stand I-see-a-face-in-everything Dick.  Same with Eddie "the sky is falling" Dames.  Don't really care to hear him with Art either, but I understand that's just my opinion, and others would like that.

[onan]

Art will have good shows. Art will have some great shows. Art will also have some not so much shows. And each of us will have different lists.

No one is more eager (or eagerer if you prefer) than I am for the first week of shows. But I am not getting my panties in a snit if there are some issues.

[bmcintyre]

Mystery 1.  Walter Cronkite, during a moon flight news program, had a stage set up with the picture of the moon.  A man from the network studio audience (Hoagland) pointed out that the moon had been hung upside down. 

This resulted in Hoagland becoming Walter Cronkite's science attaché for life despite his lack of credentials???   

Mystery 2. Is there any truth to the rumor that Carl Sagan bitch-slapped Hoagland for farting in front of his wife?

Mystery 2. Is there any truth to the rumor that Arthur C. Clark bitch-slapped Hoagland for dropping his name everywhere.

I would like the opportunity to bitch-slap Hoagland for using science as his whore.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Mystery 1.  Walter Cronkite, during a moon flight news program, had a stage set up with the picture of the moon.  A man from the network studio audience (Hoagland) pointed out that the moon had been hung upside down. 

This resulted in Hoagland becoming Walter Cronkite's science attaché for life despite his lack of credentials???   

Mystery 2. Is there any truth to the rumor that Carl Sagan bitch-slapped Hoagland for farting in front of his wife?

Mystery 2. Is there any truth to the rumor that Arthur C. Clark bitch-slapped Hoagland for dropping his name everywhere.

I would like the opportunity to bitch-slap Hoagland for using science as his whore.

Is this back story to Hoagland/Cronkite true?  I could never figure out how a hack with a high school diploma became Walter Cronkite's 'science advisor.'

[ItsOver]

Art will have good shows. Art will have some great shows. Art will also have some not so much shows. And each of us will have different lists.

No one is more eager (or eagerer if you prefer) than I am for the first week of shows. But I am not getting my panties in a snit if there are some issues.

I'll be happy with Art as long as he doesn't break into his rendition of "I Love You Truly."  Fortunately, I believe that is about as likely as Dave Noorie not sucking.

[karios8]

Someone on c2c fb page referred to Dave as "Jorch Gory" since he ALWAYS gets so giddy about hurt kids etc.  You suck Dave, go home and let someone else read you cue cards tonight.

[Roy Hinkley]

Someone on c2c fb page referred to Dave as "Jorch Gory" since he ALWAYS gets so giddy about hurt kids etc.  You suck Dave, go home and let someone else read you cue cards tonight.

Gory got me thinking of anagrams for George Noory.  How about:

Ergo One Gory
Ergo One Gyro
Ergo One Orgy
Ergo Rye Goon
Ogre One Gory
Ogre One Gyro
Ogre One Orgy
Ogre Rye Goon
Grey Ore Goon

[Roy Hinkley]

How about Dave Noorie:

Roadie Oven
A Overdone I
Radio Eve No
Radio Eve On

Sorry, bored.......