George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Nucky Nolan]

On the C2C website, under "in the news" is this: "Baby catches fire due to rare condition."
Right in George's Wheelhouse, I'd say.
He'll probably do the first hour of tomorrow's show on this one! A mean baby in the making.

It was at the top of the list too. That thing I said about not hating Noory? I might have to revisit that sentiment. Could this guy be more of a macabre and morbid ghoul?

[Marc.Knight]

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[Roy Hinkley]

nope, Keith Rowland already answered that sometime back on the artbell.com facebook page.
the only way to play Art's new show (live, replay, or on demand archive) is thru the Sirius internet app, no downloads or podcasts (unless some subscriber takes the time to record, edit, and provide some shows free via torrent or other download at some point, but that wouldn't be at Art's website)

Thanks for the reply Morgus!

[Roy Hinkley]

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Dave the shadow rodent - that is freaking hilarious Marc knight!!

[Foodlion]

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lol too funny

[Spinner]

AND, a COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR who can't communicate!

I've thought over the years of trying to count/keep track of his language/grammar mistakes and it is impossible.  He can't even get through a couple sentences let alone a whole segment without multiple errors or mistakes.

Indeed.

[Spinner]

Could you please direct me to that clip?

He said it on Thursday night's show, the last hour.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg132506.html#msg132506

[General Johnson Jameson]

Is English a second language for you? ("Is that you, Dave? Is this me?")

I'd been up for about 18 hours at that point and under the influence. Would you fare better in my shoes under those circumstances?

[Nucky Nolan]

It was at the top of the list too. That thing I said about not hating Noory? I might have to revisit that sentiment. Could this guy be more of a macabre and morbid ghoul?

In all fairness, Noory might not have posted that horrid story. Could he be at the mercy of a baby-hating staff member?

[crockasocks]

I wonder if George is related to Tom Torbjornsen on America's Car Show.  A while ago I heard him pronounce Mesquite as "Messqueedee".

[Black Hole]

In all fairness, Noory might not have posted that horrid story. Could he be at the mercy of a baby-hating staff member?

Yeah.  And who would expect the malignant sheeple to speak up about it, right? 

[Black Hole]

Credit should only be given when it's due.  The Snore is a black hole.  He sucks up everything in his path.  And then he's the regurgitator. Vomit maker. The town idiot.  The 'GUY' workin' at the wrong job/career. 

[MV/Liberace!]

1000 pages will be a piece of cake.  it'll happen this week.

[Roy Hinkley]

He said it on Thursday night's show, the last hour.
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,3.msg132506.html#msg132506

Thanks Spinner!

Okay, this could not be funnier now that I have heard the clip.  Why?  The juxtaposition of the two "shtories" on the show!!

First Dave tells of his shpecial new foundation and drones on about helping people and then specifically Mike.  Then, immediately after that he has the shtory about the priest saving the lady in the car crash. 

So you have Dave, who contrary to the teachings of the Bible spouts off about his charitable contributions and boasts of his deeds, and then a priest who comes by and says a prayer for a lady and then moves on because he has done his part and doesn't stay around for interviews, credit-taking, and being in the limelight. 

Dave, it most likely was just something you can't undershtand.  Someone did a kind act or deed and moved on, they didn't stick around to be an attention-whore such as yourself.

[Juan]

Let's kick off the week with a nice, George Noory sucks.
On to 1000.

[HorrorReporter]

Let's kick off the week with a nice, George Noory sucks.
On to 1000.

Who is George Noory?

[Roy Hinkley]

Who is George Noory?

His real name is Dave Noorie.  Somewhere along the line in an article or letter he was erroneously referred to as George Noory, and the name spawned a life of its own.  This is why you will sometimes see him referred to as George Noory.

[Foodlion]

His real name is Dave Noorie.  Somewhere along the line in an article or letter he was erroneously referred to as George Noory, and the name spawned a life of its own.  This is why you will sometimes see him referred to as George Noory.



Addendum: So as not to completely shcrew up the new folks, this is only a joke.

Fixed

[Roy Hinkley]

Fixed

LOL - thanks Foodlion!... I could not decide whether to put it on or not as sometimes my "humor" does not work.

[Black Hole]

Dave and George Noory suck!
Dave sucks.

George sucks.

They both suck.

They will always suck.  They suck things in and they suck things out.  I know, physically impossible to suck out but THEY DO!

It is quite the phenomenon and there will hopefully be a show with Art about how one can suck in and suck out.  I think most would find it fantastic and incrdjooble!!!  I know I would!!!

[Roy Hinkley]

Holy Moley!  Has anyone ever looked at the prices for these new age conferences that Dave goes to?

I heard the other night that Dave was going to be up near Seattle.  I thought hey, that would give me a great reason to get that "George Noory Sucks!" t-shirt I had been meaning to get, and go to the appearance so I could be in the illustrious camp of one "Bateman" for pranking Dave.

Well anyway, I looked it up and just to see Dave it is $75.00.  The whole conference is $350.00!

http://www.whitelightexpress.com/#!/page_ABOUT

Now don't get me wrong, it does include "Friday night Oneness Blessing and Sound Sanctuary featuring Shannon Ryan" (insert laughter here), but who in their right mind would pay that kind of money to go to one of these things?  Three hundred and fifty dollars to hear a bunch of new age fluff like "focused positive intention" and "holding the vibration"?? 

I didn't think it was possible to have any less respect for Dave, but yes, now I do.  Associating himself with crap like this has nothing to do with the original C2C as I see it.  I can't see AB being part of a conference like this.  This is when I disagree with most who say Dave is such a right-winger.  He really gravitates to this new age stuff.  I think he really is just a confused closet hippy who is waiting for his mother to pass before he completely comes out as a full-fledged baby boomer hippy.

 

[Black Hole]

1000 pages will be a piece of cake.  it'll happen this week.

A call into Coast mentioning the 1000 pp on Coast Topics would be fabulous! 

GN: "and we have Bob in Wilmington, Bob yur on the air.."

Bob: "hey George, this is Robert in Wilmington, how are ju?"

GN: "great Bob. What's on your mind?"

Bob: "well first I'd like to say Dave, sorry, George, that we have hit 1000 pages on CoastGab covering nothing but Coast to Coast topics!"  That's how much we love this shi..show!"

GN: "fantastic Bob and how do ju feel about anchels, are they really real? Hello?  Hello Bob did we lose you, we lost him, ok, next caller.."

[Roy Hinkley]

A call into Coast mentioning the 1000 pp on Coast Topics would be fabulous! 

GN: "and we have Bob in Wilmington, Bob yur on the air.."

Bob: "hey George, this is Robert in Wilmington, how are ju?"

GN: "great Bob. What's on your mind?"

Bob: "well first I'd like to say Dave, sorry, George, that we have hit 1000 pages on CoastGab covering nothing but Coast to Coast topics!"  That's how much we love this shi..show!"

GN: "fantastic Bob and how do ju feel about anchels, are they really real? Hello?  Hello Bob did we lose you, we lost him, ok, next caller.."

LOL - good one Black Hole - PLEASE make this call!

[Black Hole]

LOL - good one Black Hole - PLEASE make this call!

LoL

Batemannnn???

[Black Hole]

Holy Moley!  Has anyone ever looked at the prices for these new age conferences that Dave goes to?

I heard the other night that Dave was going to be up near Seattle.  I thought hey, that would give me a great reason to get that "George Noory Sucks!" t-shirt I had been meaning to get, and go to the appearance so I could be in the illustrious camp of one "Bateman" for pranking Dave.

Well anyway, I looked it up and just to see Dave it is $75.00.  The whole conference is $350.00!

http://www.whitelightexpress.com/#!/page_ABOUT

Now don't get me wrong, it does include "Friday night Oneness Blessing and Sound Sanctuary featuring Shannon Ryan" (insert laughter here), but who in their right mind would pay that kind of money to go to one of these things?  Three hundred and fifty dollars to hear a bunch of new age fluff like "focused positive intention" and "holding the vibration"?? 

I didn't think it was possible to have any less respect for Dave, but yes, now I do.  Associating himself with crap like this has nothing to do with the original C2C as I see it.  I can't see AB being part of a conference like this.  This is when I disagree with most who say Dave is such a right-winger.  He really gravitates to this new age stuff.  I think he really is just a confused closet hippy who is waiting for his mother to pass before he completely comes out as a full-fledged baby boomer hippy.

Well he's looking for 'new book material.'

[ItsOver]

His real name is Dave Noorie.  Somewhere along the line in an article or letter he was erroneously referred to as George Noory, and the name spawned a life of its own.  This is why you will sometimes see him referred to as George Noory.

That's it.  Dave has become such a legend in his own mind we sometimes simply call him "Jorch."

[nooryisawesome]

Well he's looking for 'new book material.'

he only does cook books now.

[ItsOver]

he only does cook books now.

Yes and he obviously doesn't read those, either.

George Noory's Pizza Roll Story

[nooryisawesome]

Its anoder cwost to cwost swassic tonite

[Black Hole]

he only does cook books now.

Yes isn't it something to do with microwave cooking?  Dinner in 30 seconds or some shit? LoL!