George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[nooryisawesome]

Jorch with an obscure St.Louis refrence. Apparently there used to be a hub there. What this has to do with the discussion is moot. Noory will take any chance he gets to shout out to St.Louis.

[PChirp]

Remember 1-818-430-8466, Jul. 31, 6-7PM ET. GEORGE TIME!

Only 1 (one) hour?  Damn!   

[WOTR]

...having just gotten over the horror of Geraldo's 'selfie' on Twitter. Special "George time" sounds infinitely grosser...

That was kind of mean spirited.  You must have known that posting such a thing would force me to google Geraldo.


I believe that George considers his special George time to be part of his show prep just before he hits the sack each night.  There is also some speculation that he may engage in some special George time during certain interviews...

[popple]

noory: "I am going to have all my blood taken out and replaced with synthetic blood". Hmm haha

Pizza roll filling?

[WOTR]

I pulled up to a stop light and turned on Coast tonight.  Before the light turned green George had managed to:


1. Ask How are youuu?
2. Ask What is new with you guys?
3. Stroke his ego telling the guests if they compete a pilot and come back on Coast that his listeners will tune it and they will get a series.
4. Mention that people are acting strange.


The light turned green and my car did not move as I was staring at my radio in disbelief that this clown has renewed his contract.  I turned off the radio and drove home still not certain how it is that stations can broadcast Jorch rather than... well, almost anything else would have to be more intelligent or thought provoking.

[PB the Deplorable]

1. Ask How are youuu?
2. Ask What is new with you guys?
3. Stroke his ego telling the guests if they compete a pilot and come back on Coast that his listeners will tune it and they will get a series.
4. Mention that people are acting strange.

These would be good comments and questions when talking to George during George Time.

Others would be to ask about his NightHawk nickname, how he got interested in the paranormal and radio, tease out some of his more buh-zarre childhood stories like the hamster stomping incident and the handing out of unicorn figurines.

If you want to keep him on the phone, have a few shocking stories of unusual animal deaths

Ask about his favorite topics like... himself - maybe all the people he's healed, or whatever happened to the guy who dined and dashed that George chased down with his gun, or his newest health fad.

Find out why Hollywood hasn't discovered him yet and what a mistake that is.   Agree that he is the logical person to play Saddam Hussein

Be sure to flub every third word and mix a few metaphors so George will feel comfortable.  The right person should be able to keep George on the line for the full hour.

[Juan]

Not only did he say that people are acting strange, but he preceded that by saying something's going on.

[WOTR]

Not only did he say that people are acting strange, but he preceded that by saying something's going on.

Thanks; I think I was entering a state of shock and must have missed that.  I cannot believe that he can squeeze all of that into what must have been less than two minutes.  One day I am going to make a recording of his favourite sayings and questions, splice them together and put them on a loop before posting it as some insane mash up to youtube.  The problem is that it may be difficult to tell the spoof from an actual C2C show stripped of the guests responses...

[valdez]

     James Sanders on Flight 800, and Michael and Nicole Sebastian on dreams. "Are all dreams subject to interpretation?"  No, George.  Some dreams come with little booklets explaining everything.  Did I hear George say "constant barometer" in lieu of "common denominator"?  Did that happen, or am I just being mean?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Was Jorch talking about some new baby in his family? Was he that jealous of those English people that he had to have his own baby story? Don't let anyone else have the spotlight for a millisecond, George.

[ItsOver]

These would be good comments and questions when talking to George during George Time.

Others would be to ask about his NightHawk nickname, how he got interested in the paranormal and radio, tease out some of his more buh-zarre childhood stories like the hamster stomping incident and the handing out of unicorn figurines.

If you want to keep him on the phone, have a few shocking stories of unusual animal deaths

Ask about his favorite topics like... himself - maybe all the people he's healed, or whatever happened to the guy who dined and dashed that George chased down with his gun, or his newest health fad.

Find out why Hollywood hasn't discovered him yet and what a mistake that is.   Agree that he is the logical person to play Saddam Hussein

Be sure to flub every third word and mix a few metaphors so George will feel comfortable.  The right person should be able to keep George on the line for the full hour.

Also, try to sound like a hot babe so creeper Jorch can really shine. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

That was kind of mean spirited.  You must have known that posting such a thing would force me to google Geraldo.


I believe that George considers his special George time to be part of his show prep just before he hits the sack each night.  There is also some speculation that he may engage in some special George time during certain interviews...

I'm so sorry. What is seen can never be unseen. Just thank whoever that Jorch probably doesn't know how to take a selfie yet. Maybe he'll cheat and have Tommy take one for him.


The second part of your post made me spit hot tea on my laptop. I believe we are even. 

[VtaGeezer]

Noory disgraced his Navy service by not only not challenging any of Sanders' far-out claims about TWA Flt 800 being downed by the Navy, but with his eager acceptance of them.  I was involved with Navy combat systems testing and exercises for many years and the layers of real-time oversight and participation in even minor tests and exercises is immense.  It would be impossible to keep an accidental shoot-down secret.  Not to mention that Sanders' theory of a Seawolf-launched SAM capability in 1996 is baseless, especially in the context he was using. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I'm so sorry. What is seen can never be unseen. Just thank whoever that Jorch probably doesn't know how to take a selfie yet...

Don't George and Tommy yuk it up when some fat guy in his underwear forgets they can see him on Skype?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Don't George and Tommy yuk it up when some fat guy in his underwear forgets they can see him on Skype?

Ugh, no, really? Talk about the pot calling the kettle...

Noory disgraced his Navy service by not only not challenging any of Sanders' far-out claims about TWA Flt 800 being downed by the Navy, but with his eager acceptance of them.  I was involved with Navy combat systems testing and exercises for many years and the layers of real-time oversight and participation in even minor tests and exercises is immense.  It would be impossible to keep an accidental shoot-down secret.  Not to mention that Sanders' theory of a Seawolf-launched SAM capability in 1996 is baseless, especially in the context he was using. 

Couldn't agree more. Sanders had an agenda, and Jorch didn't question one word of what he was saying, chief among that how the Navy could keep such a monumental secret. But it tied into Sander's other agenda which was the usual corrupt government conspiracy. I mentioned upthread that my cousin was on maneuvers that night with the air national guard. He saw a ball of fire and then was directed to search and recovery. He never mentioned missiles.

George Noory talks out of both sides of his mouth. He's right there to claim a big pat on the back for serving but at the same time, he's ready to accept any outrageous conspiracy theory without question.

[coasttea]

Londo Mollari hosts ancient aliens? I love it!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Was Jorch talking about some new baby in his family? Was he that jealous of those English people that he had to have his own baby story? Don't let anyone else have the spotlight for a millisecond, George.

It's all good.  The new Prince's name is George, so Noory can gloat and feel special again.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

When I logged into CoastGab today, I saw this banner:

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Interesting.

[MV/Liberace!]

When I logged into CoastGab today, I saw this banner:

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Interesting.

lol, is this a joke?  did you really see this?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I saw the banner, but I edited in Noory's face.

I hope that doesn't infringe on any of your affiliate agreements.

[Baal]

Londo Mollari hosts ancient aliens? I love it!

Cant wait until Vir Cotto shows up, after all he was the reason behind the voice

[MV/Liberace!]

I saw the banner, but I edited in Noory's face.

I hope that doesn't infringe on any of your affiliate agreements.

google just pulled our adsense account.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Aww man....

[Treading Water]

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh, oh, oh, ow, ow, ow...I think I just bruised an abdominal muscle!! 

[MV/Liberace!]

I think I just bruised an abdominal muscle!!

[bateman]

http://youtu.be/3MzA1rlQXVE

[Marc.Knight]

What is the best Drag Queen name for George Noory?

Here are some considerations:

   Anita Mann
Barbra Seville
Bess Twishes
Connie Lingus
Della Catessen
Eileen Dover
Emma Roids
Virginia Hamm
Tess Tosterone

[ItsOver]

I'd go for "Mia Sukalota."

[jazmunda]

What is the best Drag Queen name for George Noory?

Here are some considerations:

   Anita Mann
Barbra Seville
Bess Twishes
Connie Lingus
Della Catessen
Eileen Dover
Emma Roids
Virginia Hamm
Tess Tosterone

Alotta V Gina

[Usagi]

Coast to Coast AM
36 minutes ago


George Noory: Hey, gang. Look for an important series of mini health updates on the show beginning in August.


Gee Whiz.  Fuck.  I don't even care anymore, but this struck me as a particularly laughable example of the state of things.  Maybe it's the whiff of Art's return that's causing me to sense the contrast so much, but damn.  What a joke.


I want Knapp to get the hell out of that Romper Room (not offense to Romper Room).  Hell, I want LMH to get out of there.  I'm even feeling sorry for Hoagland!


(Don't even ask me how "mini health updates" differs for what he already does every first part of the show.)