George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BobGrau]

Now, cats...they could be helping the aliens.

Cats ARE the aliens. Wake up, ppl!

[expat]

     Jerome Corsi on the Snowden affair.  George finds the whole thing "bizarre." 

Whatever happened to the idea that this piece-of-shit radio show presented "alternative" material? I distinctly remember Noory saying C2C didn't just do what all the other radio shows do.

In this case it was not only what all the other radio shows were doing, but what every news outfit in the entire world was doing.

[QAPete]

Whatever happened to the idea that this piece-of-shit radio show presented "alternative" material? I distinctly remember Noory saying C2C didn't just do what all the other radio shows do.

In this case it was not only what all the other radio shows were doing, but what every news outfit in the entire world was doing.

(nods)  Just one of the many reasons Noory is unlistenable.

[ItsOver]

Noory just goes through the motions.  In reality, he's just another frustrated Elvis impersonator.  Of course, he sucks at that, too.

[PB the Deplorable]

Noory just goes through the motions.  In reality, he's just another frustrated Elvis impersonator.  Of course, he sucks at that, too.

That's Elvis?  I thought he was impersonating Dracula.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I found this of Wells, Noory, and Tommy performing their singing act:

Tarzan,Tonto & Frankenstein

[VtaGeezer]

Noory's phobia for open lines is a self-fulfilled goal.  He's attracted a new C2C audience of lonely losers who can't produce interesting open line calls.  By contrast, old Art Bell listeners can recount a litany of unscreened open line calls to Bell that became classics and were interesting, entertaining, original and articulate. Try to recall a call to Noory of the caliber of "Mel's Hole", "I  just shot a Bigfoot", "I have an alien in my freezer", "I'm flying in to Area 51 right now...OMG...what's THAT!!" And on and on. "Noory classic call" is an oxymoron. Nada...in ten years!!


Noory's too dull and plodding to handle unscreened calls and management knows it.  They hire screeners to insure that nothing unexpected is heard by Noory or his army of losers.  And management knows they can't rely on Noory to use the 5-second delay to maintain control.

[Juan]

So, (ha) Stan Gordon is describing the crashed UFO that's half-buried in dirt. He says that the outside is completely smooth metal.
George: "No portals, no windows?"

No, you idiot. You would think someone who served 9-grueling years in the U.S. Navy would know the word is porthole.
George Noory sucks.

[ItsOver]

Hahahaha.... .  LMH is on this week.   Get ready for "could it have been a porthole, Linda?"

[onan]

So, (ha) Stan Gordon is describing the crashed UFO that's half-buried in dirt. He says that the outside is completely smooth metal.
George: "No portals, no windows?"

No, you idiot. You would think someone who served 9-grueling years in the U.S. Navy would know the word is porthole.
George Noory sucks.

Sheesh Fill, maybe george was just trying to not confuse his audience. I mean portholes... portals... it could confuse them.

[Sleepwalker]

Here's a news tip for George's News segment on tonights C2C.  Edward Snowden is staying at Vladimir Putin's summer dacha.  The two friends are spending their days horse-back riding, drinking Shirley Temples and listening to Broadway show tunes.  It was reported that Snowden showed Putin his hard drive.

[PB the Deplorable]

So, (ha) Stan Gordon is describing the crashed UFO that's half-buried in dirt. He says that the outside is completely smooth metal.
George: "No portals, no windows?"

No, you idiot. You would think someone who served 9-grueling years in the U.S. Navy would know the word is porthole.
George Noory sucks.

That's bad, even for George

[Sardondi]

Ah, the great Ukrainian steppe in the Summer. Miles of open prairie in every direction. And at night, the stars are light enough to read by. A man can go shirtless here, and not worry about a camera crew always being present. Much.

And at night, a man can go pantsless too and really relax, at least if the camera crew doesn't have any infrared film or military-grade low-light equipment. Yes, a shirtless, pantsless man can find his true self on the steppe. And his friend can too, if he's willing to go shirtless and pantsless at the same time.

"I am saying good night to you, Edward."
"Good night to you, Vlad, my dear, dear, friend. I am so very thankful to you."
"Think nothing of it, Edward, my very manly friend."......
"Edward? Are you being still awakes?"
"Yes, Vlad."
"Are you being cold at all, Edward? I am forgetting to have put shirt back on. And pants too. They are still with pack horses, grazing somewhere unfindable out of range of campfire."
"Yes, I too forgot the shirt and pants, and am cold, Vlad. Would it be manly to warm each other?"
"Oh, but of course, Edward. It is being considered very manly for two shirtless, pantsless men on the steppe to warm themselves when they are cold, and there are no womens near."
"Are there any women with the group who could warm us, Vlad?"
Oh no, my good friend Edward. I had them garroted 20 miles back."
"Well, then, Vlad, I suppose it can't be helped if we two shirtless, pantsless men must cling to each other to avoid freezing on the steppe."
"Yes, Edward. Cling all you wish, my friend."
*Vlad, in aside to "aide": "Arkady, garrot the camera crew."*

[ItsOver]

Tommy should be so lucky. 

[NoMoreNoory]

We should have opened a book on how long the Pleiadian Ambassador will last before getting dumped, how many variations of pronunciation of 'Pleiadian' Joorch will come up with (he's thrown down an early marker with Plee-ay-dian), and who will get dragged out of bed to complete the show.

[Morgus]

We should have opened a book on how long the Pleiadian Ambassador will last before getting dumped

Noory already reduced that scheduled guest to only 2 hours now to give "the bulldog" Alex Jones the first 2 hours tonight.

[nooryisawesome]

It's going to be another classic!!!!

[fotd]

Turned on the radio, heard Alex Jones' voice, couldn't hit the power button quick enough.  It disgusts me that George still gives him airtime.

George Noory Sucks!

[LAM4:2]

Turned on the radio, heard Alex Jones' voice, couldn't hit the power button quick enough.  It disgusts me that George still gives him airtime.

George Noory Sucks!

You too? By the way what happened to FineArtstream, anybody?

[Morgus]

By the way what happened to FineArtstream, anybody?

it was shutdown by PremRat Lawyer threats. read more details in the thread about the stream.

[Gd5150]

It's a shame the globalists are trying to take over this website. Jones & Noory are patriots!

[michio]

Turned on the radio, heard Alex Jones' voice, couldn't hit the power button quick enough.  It disgusts me that George still gives him airtime.

George Noory Sucks!

sNoory thoroughly disgusts me with his ego-driven agenda, along with the gravelly voiced Alex Jones windbag who gladly and promiscuously exploits families and their tragedies for his own benefit. They complement each other.

[valdez]

     American pig (his words) and defender of the Republic (mine) Alex Jones kissing George's butt like nobody else can.  And how exactly did I get through an entire interview with Christine Day and yet somehow learned nothing about these Pleiadian space people?  The answer is George "friggin" Noory.  At one point the phone connection to Mrs. Day was lost, to which George said, "Tommy, you need to call her and get her back on...typical." Typical?  Really?  Are we pissed off, George?  Actually, George sounded completely bored with himself all night long.  I think he knows he's doing a crap job.  His true mission this week is to impress his mom at the Toronto event.  Godspeed.
 

alien confidant: Christine Day

[Abby Normal]

Last night George had two guests, Alex Jones, who says the U.S. government was behind the Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11, Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon City bombings and a woman who communicates telepathically with entities from another star system.  She has even traveled on their starships.

George Noory is right.  You just don't find "truth" like that in the mainstream media.  And shame on all those "haters" who don't believe every word of it.

Shame on you, George Noory.  Once again, you delivered a national audience to a crackpot who tells Americans their government is plotting to round them up and kill them.  You have proven you have no conscience and not a shred of credibility.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Last night George had two guests, Alex Jones, who says the U.S. government was behind the Oklahoma City bombing, 9-11, Sandy Hook and the Boston Marathon City bombings and a woman who communicates telepathically with entities from another star system.  She has even traveled on their starships.

Of the two guests, I found the Pledian lady more believable.

[NoMoreNoory]

Turned on the radio, heard Alex Jones' voice, couldn't hit the power button quick enough.  It disgusts me that George still gives him airtime.

George Noory Sucks!

And Joorch told us he'd been on Jones' show for an hour earlier in the day. Congratulated each other on the 'intelligence' of each other's audience. The pair of them have developed the most nauseating Mutual Masturbation Society.
Anyone catch the crazy Christine Day saying Goodnight in Pleiadean at Joorch's invitation? Hilarious.

[ItsOver]

Here's a news tip for George's News segment on tonights C2C.  Edward Snowden is staying at Vladimir Putin's summer dacha.  The two friends are spending their days horse-back riding, drinking Shirley Temples and listening to Broadway show tunes.  It was reported that Snowden showed Putin his hard drive.

The latest from Vladmir.


"Putin lashed out at US accusations that the Kremlin was harbouring a fugitive. "Any accusations against Russia are nonsense and rubbish," Putin said.
He also appeared to throw his support behind Snowden, as well as the WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, currently holed up at Ecuador's embassy in London.
"Assange and Snowden consider themselves human rights activists and say they are fighting for the spread of information," he said. "Ask yourself this: should you hand these people over so they will be put in prison?
"In any case, I'd rather not deal with such questions, because anyway it's like shearing a pig â€" lots of screams but little wool."

You have to love how Vladmir lays it out.  Then again, if I were Snowden, I'd be getting a little nervous with the pig and screams references.

Oh, Vladmir says "This Noory...he sucks."

[VtaGeezer]

Turned on the radio, heard Alex Jones' voice, couldn't hit the power button quick enough.  It disgusts me that George still gives him airtime.

George Noory Sucks!

Paranoia peddler Jones is a leaking boil on the ass of the 1st Amendment. Noory is merely the ass.

[Juan]

George: Too bad you've never gotten to ride in one of their ships.
Christine: But, I have.

Dead air worthy of two John B. Wells.

George:  How fast did you go?

No, you idiot.  When an interviewee says something like that, you ask a broad, general question - "How did that come about?"  "Tell us about that."  Something like that. Or even an Art Bell, "Oh?"

George Noory sucks.

[Sardondi]

George: Too bad you've never gotten to ride in one of their ships.
Christine: But, I have.

Dead air worthy of two John B. Wells.

George:  How fast did you go?

No, you idiot.  When an interviewee says something like that, you ask a broad, general question - "How did that come about?"  "Tell us about that."  Something like that. Or even an Art Bell, "Oh?"

George Noory sucks.

"How fast did you go?" Oh, it is too painful to even laugh at. It's like we're watching a crashing case of something called "Immediate-Onset Alzheimer's", where suddenly he forgets how to function in society. Or "Total Vocational Amnesia", where a guy who's been a radio host for 20 years, comes to a new show and all of a sudden totally forgets how to do the job. What is wrong with this man? "How fast did you go", my ass.